Rating extended universe versions of the Master: Part One
Very small but not to be trusted
Would order off the children’s menu and then ask for the wine selection
Really thousands of years old but looks like he’s in middle school
Neat idea for a regeneration with an interesting execution, 8/10.
Macqueen!Master (Big Finish)
Uses the catchphrase “hello you”
looks like Jeff Bezos (derogatory)
Was actually made to be a foil to 7, but spends most of his time with 8?
Definitely has a thing for 8
Very entertaining but not very threatening as a villain 7.5/10.
Shalka Master (Scream of the Shalka)
an android the Doctor made and uploaded the Master’s consciousness on to for, uh... reasons...
Voiced by Sir Derek Jacobi!?
Author confirmed relationship with the Doctor?!??????
Missy Series 10 wanted what he had, 10/10
Dreyfus!Master (Big Finish)
The vibes are rancid with this one
Actor is a transphobe, we do not stan
Let’s stop casting him and pretend this never happened -100/10
A good version of the Master
Someone give this girl a flower crown and a cup of peppermint tea
