Iâm gonna self promote because I did not write 100k words to go ignored /j
Do you want a dsmp peep to see Hermits as characters and freak out at their builds?
Off-World Vacation has that (also DSMP drama so is more hc x dsmp crossover than just a hermit! fundy au, I inform cause I know dsmp drama is not for everyone)
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Can...ok can someone tell me why I am OBSESSED with this monotone pig man?? Please Iâm begging itâs been Technoblade on the brain for the last like 4 months. Anyway, have some costume designs from the SMP this I drew last night, might draw some more for some other characters later
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It isnât Gost if she doesnât think about something and the writes about it, so here I am, making an au and writing a fanfic about it.
I havenât written in a while and this was beta-read by me, so sorry for any errors.Â
Seaside!Dspm au is a fanmade au by me where the members work at a sea housebath called, âSeasideâ, here is the original concept, might wanna read it for context.
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Dream accidentally says that âHeâs better than Technoâ, so they hold a Sky surf race to see if heâs right.
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Warning! This contains swearing!
Enjoy~
It had been a windy day, no doubt, the sky had been coloured by the plastic Sky surf kites floating around, sometimes it blew Wilburâs mind that at the end of each one, there was a person, surfing away. The sunset could be admired perfectly from the counter of the bar, and because they were so close to closing time, he had time to admire it slowly, âIâm happy Dreamâs and Sapnapâs course is going wellâ Ranboo approached the counter and left off a tray with dirty glasses, Wilbur hummed in reply. The younger boy, leaned on the counter himself and had to cover his eyes from the blinding light, âNiki came by and told me they had to call Tommy and Karl to help because of how many people there wereâ. The musician sighed and stretched before placing what Ranboo had brought inside the dishwasher, âThey got lucky that there was a lot of wind today, perfect to launch off the activityâ a little breeze passed right at that moment, both of the boys smiled at the timing.
A ring of a bell snapped Ranboo out of his thoughts, âWhoops, that's for me!â and hurried to the kitchen. Just as he left, Wilbur realized that loud laughter was coming his way, and when he turned to see who it was, he was welcomed by the âDream teamâ, Tommy, Karl and Technoblade, all of them had slightly damp shirts and a towel, âThe best thing is that the wind was in his favour and still lost!â Karl exclaimed and the rest apart Dream started laughing, âIâm sorry Dream but he beat you faire and squareâ George placed a hand on the blondieâs shoulder who immediately shrugged it off, âI donât need you to remind meâ he rolled his eyes, Tommy laughed once again, âWhat Dream?â Sapnap hit him with his elbow, âIs the little piss baby too angry to admit defeat?â The rest of the boys laughed, âGuys please stop, it isnât funnyâ he crossed his arms, Techno spoke up, âYeah guys, give him a break, it isnât nice to rub salt in the wound, he knows heâs a sore loserâ a bright smile and mischievous eyes looked at Dream, âOh fuck off Technoâ the blondie surrendered and leaned on the counter, Wilbur welcomed him with a smile, âLet me guess, theyâre making fun of you because you called yourself âBetter than Technoâ, ey?â Dream nodded, sitting in one of the high stools at the counter, everyone did the same, dropping off the backpacks at their feet. Tommy slammed his hand on the counter, âWill you should have been there! Techno was a disadvantage the WHOLE time and fucking killed it!â The pink-haired man cracked a little smile, flattered to see the little blondie so excited about his win.
Wilbur grabbed six glasses and placed them in front of each boy, pouring water in all of them, Sapnap and Tommy chugged them so he had to refill them instantly, âWell now Iâm curious, tell me how the race wentâ George giggled just thinking about the events that went down not too long before, âIâll tell him!â Karl exclaimed, and started narrating.
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On Philâs recommendation, Dream and Sapnap, both Sky surf instructors, had put up an event where from two pm until five-thirty pm, with a small cost, you could Sky surf for thirty minutes with the establishmentâs equipment, and if you didnât know how to do it, they could teach you pretty easily. The idea was nice, both men were down to do so, and the day was pretty windy, they were expecting a maximum of six, seven people as soon as they opened, not twelve. Pretty early they called Karl to come help them with the event, an hour later they also had to call Tommy because they really had underestimated how many people would be interested. So the afternoon was going well, something about thirty people showed up in the end and everyone was tired, thank god the two helpers were around that day.
As everyone was getting back to shore, Techno, who had left Jack on lifeguard duty, dropped by to see how it was going, âIâm glad Philâs idea took offâ Dream was knelt folding the kites, he smiled at the pink-haired man, âYeah, I mean when did Philâs ideas not take offâ Techno smiled, he was right, Phil always had the best ideas, âAre you tired yet?â The blondie got up and shook his head, âNah, had to stay on land for most of the time, Sapnap and Tommy handled the sea partâ he placed the kite in its respective backpack and grabbed the board and strings, âWould you be down for a race? Voices says that youâre better than me and Iâd like to prove them wrongâ.
Dream cringed, a couple of days ago, out of pure adrenaline from winning a race with the âDream Teamâ he had yelled that âHe was better than Technoâ, he didnât mean it, Techno and he had was a mutual rivalry with a shared skill level, their only difference was Dream knew how to exploit the winds currents to go faster, Techno had more experience on surfing in general, so he had better balance, knowledge on how to control the kite and had an extreme precision when jumping, you couldnât tell which one was better. âAh⌠that⌠Yeah, s-sure! Iâll give you a chanceâ Dream stuttered, he was sure the pink-haired man knew he was the one who said that and yet, Techno smiled, as nothing happened. âIâll go grab my equipment then, see you at the starting pointâ and so he turned around and headed off to the lifeguard chair. Dream sighed, âOh what have I done...â he was already a little sore, mostly his arms, but Techno was ready to go and completely fresh, knowing the man, he was going to give it his all.
âHey Dream what are you standing there for?! There are still things to put away!â Sapnap approached him, slapping his hand on Dreamâs shoulder, he flinched, âI have done a mistakeâ he turned to look at the man with the black hair, he tilted his head in confusion, âWhat did you do?â Dream sighed once again, âI woke up the sleeping pig...â. Sapnap blinked, and upon realizing what Dream had said-
âHoly shit dude... KARL! TOMMY!â he immediately shouted back to the other two boys helping some people off their gear, running towards them, âTECHNO AND DREAM ARE HAVING A RACE!!!â at this point all he could do was sigh for the third time as yells of excitement came from behind him, he stared out at the sea, this was going to be a difficult one.
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After they inflated the kites, slipped into their suits and laid out the strings, they were ready to go, âLadies and gentlemen! A race between the best Sky surfers of the Seaside bathhouse is about to begin!â George talked through the megaphone, gaining the attention of the bathers, Dream started to feel the familiar adrenaline of being the centre of attention. âPlease stay clear of the start/arrival and the path of the race!â He spoke again, looking back at Techno, Tommy was childishly jumping around him, probably spouting encouragements, like Techno even needed them.
âHey dude, good luckâ Sapnap approached him and smiled, Karl also waved his hands around, giving him a thumb up, âYOU CAN DO IT DREAM!!!â He shouted from next to Niki, that happened to come and watch, he felt a little reassured by the positivity. Right before they started, George whispered him a âGood luckâ and smiled before speaking back into the megaphone, âThe contenders will have to get into the water, circle the buoy in the distance and get back to shore, the first one to complete the course will be the winner!â After a deep sigh, he signalled Karl to let go of his kite, Techno did the same to Tommy, âDream, Technoblade, that the best may win, good luck to bothâ the contenders nodded to Georgeâs wishes, âYou scared Dream?â The pink-haired man had tied his long hair into a pigtail, Dream scoffed, âI should ask the same to you!â The other man smiled, âGood luck green manâ, he nodded.
âOn your marks⌠Ready⌠SetâŚGO!!!â George gave the go, both men ran into the waves and hopped on their boards, the race was on.
Techno started surfing first but Dream passed him quite early, calculating how the wind went, his usual competitive technique should have worked just fine, and it did, he was the first one to circle around the buoy, Techno had lost a lot of ground, they were both too far way too hear the people cheering on the shore.
The wind picked up, Dream took it as a good opportunity to increase his speed, and so he did, kneeling a little. He could feel the adrenaline rise as the people were becoming bigger and clearer to see.
Well, that was until his rival surpassed him with a long jump, the happiness disappeared and got replaced with fear: It was Technoâs speciality, jumping a very long distance even without a favourable wind.
As the man got further away from him, he started calculating how he could gain back some ground: Jumping was out of the question, the wind would have knocked him in the wrong direction, how the hell did Techno do it? The best option was to follow the wind as much as possible and correct the trajectory manually, it was all he could do.
But not long after a dozen of meters, Techno jumped again, and of course skipped a long distance, getting him an irrecoverable distance from Dream. It was over, no way he was getting this, the adrenaline started to decrease as Techno got on land, a loud cheer announced his defeat.
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âEy! Good job Techno!â Wilbur shook the man a little, gaining a smile. âDream did very well too, he had an impressive advantage at the startâ George looked at the blondie, they both smiled, Dream felt lucky that his âTeamâ had his back. âEWWW! Get a room you two!â Tommy yelled out, making everyone laugh,
âHEY GUYS!!!â They all turned to see Quackity wave at them from the other side of the bar, âWeâre playing darts! Who doesnât join is a pussy!â Tommy and Sapnap jumped off the stool immediately, âAs if I wouldnât join!â The one with the white bandana stated, George giggled and also hopped off, âYeah sure, wait until I destroy you, then you wish you hadnât joinedâ Quackity laughed, âYeah, sure Gogy!â Karl followed the group, âIâll cheer you all on!â.
As they got further away, Techno turned to Dream, âThank you for the race by the wayâ Dream snapped his gaze at him, âHuh?â the man smiled, âYou know there canât be a better one between us, you have multiple recent gold medals and I have old gold medals. Plus, who cares? I just enjoy racing with someone of my skill levelâ Dream smiled, âDonât get soft on me Technoâ The pink-haired man smiled, âWhat, canât handle compliments?â They both laughed, cheering at their rivalry-friendship.
Ranboo shook Wilburâs shoulder and whispered, âWerenât they supposed to be enemies?â the older one turned away from the small glass they were looking through, âNah, Techno and Dream have always been great friends, they just donât know how to express gratitude well, so they fight insteadâ Wilbur went on to help Fundy with the appetizer for the darts contest, Ranboo let out an âOhâŚâ and then followed Wilbur, leaving the two men alone to chat.
But anyways here's dream in his prison jumpsuit or whatever its called, don't ask why I gave him curtains or why his head just looks like that, even better just put your hand on his head and cover it.
But yeah I'm trying to learn how to draw so heres dream :]