#drarry stuff

Draco: Uh no

Harry: Well I’m diagnosing you with it

Draco, sighing: Wonderful Harry, that’s just great do I get pills for my condition?

Harry, smiling: No, you just get me

Draco: Oh Merlin, just go away

Harry: Oh so I’m Merlin now?

Draco: I hate you

Harry: So I was right about my diagnosis then?

Draco:

Draco: Have you been diagnosed with a annoying personality? Because if not I’m diagnosing you with it

Draco: *On top of the refrigerator holding a fly swatter*

Hermione: Well at first I didn’t suspect anything but after only a day it was only reasonable to assume. There were simply to many clues and facts not to ignore. So I took matters into my own hands and followed Harry one night. And don’t get me wrong it was for a good cause. I’m not the type of person so stalk people, that’s more of Harry’s specialty. So I did see him with Draco that night, which then ended my  suspicions. Well that’s it, I kept it a secret until they came out, I eventually told Harry that I knew all along, but he wasn’t surprised or maybe he was... but I thought he wouldn’t since it was quite obvious I knew. I kept giving him hints whenever he would leave the common room suddenly. But you know Harry, he’s-

Draco: ...Harry?

Draco, getting up and walking around the house to go find Harry: Harry, what are you doing?

Harry, cleaning the kitchen: Oh hey babe

Draco: Harry, it’s 3 in the morning

Harry: Sorry did I wake you?

Draco: Well I sensed you weren’t with me

Harry: Aww you sensed me

Draco: What are you even doing- you know what, nevermind, could you just come back to bed

Harry: Draco! What are you doing!

Draco: Harry! Oh good your here, there’s something slimy in the sink and I touched it with my hand oh it was so gross

Harry: Why did I marry you?

Draco, sobbing: H-Harry just p-please do something!

Draco: Harry what are you- *Sees him in the shower*

Draco: ....You’re wasting water

Harry: *Looks up* Bitch

Draco: I knew you were faking

Vs if Draco did it:

Harry: Draco what are you doing? A-are you crying?

Harry: Omg are you okay *Sits w/ him in the shower* shhh it’s ok, did the worker at the ministry say something to you again, I know your losing hair-

Harry: *Watching TV*

lights go out

Draco: HARRY!

Harry: Oh would you calm down *takes out wand* Lumos

Harry: Draco, where are you? *sees Draco in a fetal position on the floor*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: *Looks up* Oh um nothing *gets up* I just-