#drarry conversations

"Hold my bag I'm about to do some serious flirting - bullying! I meant bullying."

"Um"

"just hold my bag."

Draco: Shhhh, he's biting his lip again. Oh gosh, it's so beautiful. He's so hot. I wish I were those lips.

Harry: *turns around and stares*

Draco [yelling]: Pansy WHaT thE fUCk did you just say?!?? You absolutely disgust me!!! Potter isn't some piece of meat you can just obJecTiFy, you creep!!!

Draco, pensive: Um Harry?

Harry, smiles: Don't worry, Draco. Your secret is safe with me.

Draco: But you are my secret.

Draco: For now.

Draco: And I can't trust you for shit.

“Can you believe that I, Draco Malfoy, have been blessed with the privilege of having the Saviour, the Chosen One, the Hero of the Wizarding World, personally tutoring me in muggle studies?”

Harry fought to keep the grin off his face. “I’m trying to teach you tolerance and how not to be an arse.”

Draco pulled a face and tucked a strand of blond hair behind his ear. “Waste of time if you ask anyone who knows me.”

“I don’t think it’s a waste of time,” Harry said. He liked it when Draco paused and a softer smile settled on his face.

“Yes, well you’re you,” Draco muttered, turning his nose up and glancing out of the window. “Harry Potter, Saviour of the forgotten and downtrodden. You always did have a penchant for pathetic things.” There was no heat in his barb, so Harry let it slide.

Sneak peek from Chapter 5 that goes up tomorrow!

Fic: Howlr by partialtopotter x

Prompt by @synonym-for-life: Harry and Draco meet anonymously on a dating app. 

Excerpt: 

“Greenviper: Are you trying to seduce me with glazed fish?

Prongs: Is it working?

Greenviper: Depends. What did you pair it with?

Prongs: …Beer from my fridge.

Greenviper: See, now you’ve ruined it.”

Comment: “I love this chapter and I re-read the first one because it was so funny. I will never tire of this and I wish I could leave more kudos. Like a kudos a chapter. Or a kudos for every witty line or piece of sass. That would be a great kudos idea. Lol I just want you to look at the kudos number and times it by like 1000 because seriously. It probably would be as big as that if everyone could give as many kudos as they wanted.”

Harry: Accepted what?

Ron: You and Malfoy. And the fact that you're just in it too deep.

Draco: You think that's deep? You should have seen him last night.

Ron: