Wed 21 Apr '21
Remember when our tagline was “better than the Sun”?? Well, we’re definitely living up to that today! The Sun ran an article about how Harry would be doing an “X-rated gay sex scene” for My Policeman (yeah, the Mirror chimes in! He’s “really excited” to be nude!), and people are, uh, freaking out, because?? Only Louis gets to have a panoramic view?? No, of course that’s not at the root of the discourse, this issue here for some people (*cough* anons from twitter *cough*) is that they are ONCE AGAIN misconstruing fiction for reality (it’s acting, people! Not Real!), and the Sun doesn’t understand that ‘x-rated’ means porno. Y’all, I know that we’re expecting ‘edgy’ things from this indie-looking film, but Amazon is not gonna put a full-frontal gay porno right in front of our salads this fall. Also - and I can’t believe I have to address this again - gay men do straight sex scenes, straight men do gay sex scenes, bi, trans, queer actors do all sorts of sex scenes because it is all FAKE and they are not ACTUALLY having sex on screen. Sorry for the disappointment, I guess?
ANYWAYS in CLEARLY much more exciting news, a pudding company answered Louis’ tweet from 2012. Also, Harry unfollowed a pizza parlor in London on instagram, does that mean he’s not in London anymore? No, of course not, he’s obviously still there, so it’s a great reminder that who the guys follow on social media often has no bearing on where they actually are in the world.
