#dragon!pyrrha

Ogre!Nora: *rocking her baby and singing a traditional lullaby*

Ogre!Nora: 🎶 …the stragglers we didn’t consume… 🎶

Ogre!Nora: 🎶 …are dropped in our sacrifice stew…! 🎶

Ogre!Nora: *banging on her gut plate and stomping to the beat* 🎶 They scream and they run, but that’s part of the fun, ‘cause the ogres are coming to get ya!! 🎶 👹

Half-ogre!Magna: *giggles happily and settles down for a nap* 😴

Knight!Jaune: …is that song really appropriate for a baby…?

Samurai!Ren: Nora wants to make sure Magna is connected to the culture of her ogre ancestors.

Knight!Jaune: I guess that makes sense…

Knight!Jaune: Pyrrha is trying to teach Jamie to speak draconic.

Earlier…

Dragonborn!Jamie: …fu…fuu…!

Knight!Jaune: Come on…! Say “Father!” or “Dada!” 😃

Dragonborn!Jamie: FUS!!!

Knight!Jaune: *blasted off his feet by Unrelenting Force* 🫨

Dragonborn!Jamie: *laughs and claps* 😆

Dragon!Pyrrha: *sobbing* My baby’s first Thuum…! And I didn’t record it…! 😭

Dragon!Pyrrha: Look! They’ve made friends! 😃

Dragonborn!Jamie: (Arkos baby) *burps a little spurt of flames while sitting on the floor* 🔥

Half-Ogre!Magna: (Renora baby) *determinedly chewing on tough baby scales of Jamie’s tail with tiny ogre tusks* 👹

Samurai!Ren: *covered in small bite marks and bandages* …yes…very adorable… 🤕

Knight!Jaune: *slightly singed and covered in burn marks* …our little angels… 🥵

Samurai!Ren: *writing a letter* …again, I wish to offer my SINCERE apologies for the incident at the ceremony presenting the new heir to the kingdom…!

Earlier…

Ogre!Nora: …are you gonna eat that?

Princess!Weiss: *cradling royal Whiterose baby* …this is my CHILD-

Back in the present…

Ogre!Nora: It was a cultural misunderstanding! 😩

Samurai!Ren: *pushes letter away and drops face into his hands* …we’re banned from the palace… 😓

Knight!Jaune: So now that we’re all on the royal shit-list, maybe we could start looking into a long guild mission together?

Arkos/Renora

Warrior Monk!Sun: Guys, we need to talk. Since you came back from your dragon- and ogre-slaying missions we’ve gotten a lot of complaints.

Knight!Jaune: Is it because I forgot to get the princess out of her cage and started dating the dragon kidnapper?

Samurai!Ren: Is it because I cooked dinner for the ogre terrorizing the town and damaged that barn with our lovemaking?

Warrior Monk!Sun: I…

Warrior Monk!Sun: …what…?

Warrior Monk!Sun: *shakes his head* No, it’s about what happened in the guild tavern last week.

Earlier, in the Village Tavern…

Ogre!Nora: 😠

Dragon!Pyrrha: 😠

Knight!Jaune: Go!

Samurai!Ren: *starts stopwatch*

Ogre!Nora/Dragon!Pyrrha: *start furiously eating two entire haunches of beef in a spectacular display of bloody speed-eating*

Townsfolk: *stare in horror as the monster women go to goddamn town on half a cow each*

Back at the Guild…

Samurai!Ren: I think Sun may have a point.

Samurai!Ren: *decked out in his formal armor* Nora! We’re going to be late for the royal wedding between Princess Weiss and her farm girl rescuer!

Ogre!Nora: I’m almost ready! I need to look my best for the royal wedding!

Ogre!Nora: *carefully polishes her tusks*

Ogre!Nora: *straps on her formal heart-shaped gut plate adorned with the finest beast horns and fangs*

Ogre!Nora: *shoulders her fanciest stone hammer*

Ogre!Nora: *lifts an entire home-slaughtered bison onto her shoulder as a wedding present*

Ogre!Nora: Okay! Now let’s go turn this wedding into a PARTY! 😁

Elsewhere…

Palace Guard: …I’m sorry, but we have specific orders to turn you away.

Knight!Jaune: *wearing carefully-polished dress armor* …I guess the princess is still angry at us…😓

Dragon!Pyrrha: *standing beside Jaune with freshly-polished scales* Aw…! 😢

Jaune: *happily reading a new comic book* 😊

Blake: *happily reading a slightly spicy romance novel* 😊

Jaune: *suddenly scooped up from behind*

Jaune: 😳 ?!?!?

Blake: *gathered up and cradled like a cat*

Blake: 🤨 ?!?!?

Dragon!Pyrrha/Dragon!Yang: *happily carry their partners back to their rooms* 😗 🎶

Dragon!Pyrrha: *carefully places Jaune on her bed amongst a pile of stuffed animals, dark chocolate, and combat medals/trophies before snuggling up on top of him with her wings folded* 🥰

Jaune: *carefully frees one arm to send a text*

Jaune: Pyrrha put me in her hoard again. How are you doing?

Blake: *texts back a picture of herself in a pile of motorcycle magazines, hair products, and rock albums with Dragon!Yang hugging her from behind and a golden spade-shaped tail wrapped around her middle*

Knight!Jaune: *skipping through a field of flowers* 🥰

Dragon!Pyrrha: *holding knight’s hand and skipping along* 🥰

Knight!Jaune: *pauses* 🫤

Dragon!Pyrrha: What’s wrong, beloved?

Knight!Jaune: I just feel as if I’m forgetting something important…😕

Dragon!Pyrrha: …that’s odd, I was thinking the same thing! 🤔

Back at Dragon!Pyrrha’s former lair…

Princess!Weiss: Hello? Brave knight? Dragon kidnapper? Is anyone there?