#dr drabble

''KYAHAHAHA!! What is the problem, ya PORNROOTED GOONER?! Can't stop staring at this SLOSHY FUNBAGS? TOO FUCKING BAD LOL! I know what you feel… YOU FEEL LIKE WANKING LIKE AN APE, DON'T YOU?! GOOD! Because i, MIU IRUMA, will soon not be the ultimate inventor… BUT THE ULTIMATE WANKFUEL! Don't you think i deserve that title? Just look at these, my PORNFUL OF TITS, a normal HENTAI-ADDICTED GOONER would already be BEGGING for me to jack them off, but you seem to need more proof… SO WHAT ABOUT THIS TWERK MACHINE?! Just look at this!''

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!

''MORE FASTER, MORE BETTER THAN THAT JUNKO BITCH! Because i, MIU IRUMA, will be the only and BEST WANKFUEL BITCH~''

Or in plainer terms, or more aptly named, Saihara has absolutely no fucking clue what’s going through his roommate’s head.

The first time Ouma turned the lights off while Saihara was taking a shower, he’d yelped slightly in alarm and asked if whoever had turned them off could kindly turn them back on.

Eventually, he learned—but evidently not quickly enough, as he’d just plainly sigh and call out for Ouma to turn the lights back on.

Then he stopped showering with the lights on. There was no point with them on if they would be turned off. And, it was impossible to avoid because Ouma somehow was always around when he was showering to turn off the lights.

They had separate beds, but that never stopped Ouma from jumping on Saihara’s while Saihara was still in the bed, effectively taking the air (and maybe guts) out of him by squashing him, and then exclaiming loudly, “Oops! Wrong bed! Silly me!” Even if Ouma was light for their age, he was still a good ninety pounds.

Ouma would come in and out at weird hours and sometimes lock Saihara out while Saihara was just in the bathroom or maybe went to the kitchen to get some water. Thus, Saihara began carrying his keys with him at all times, regardless of what time it was or how long he was planning on going out. He could barely step out the door and then turn around to find it locked, for all he knew.

Being roommates with Ouma is turning out to be a rather painful experience. Saihara’s thinking he’ll probably ask for a single next year. He just hopes Ouma never finds out where that single is and never lockpicks the door and never hides inside his room to surprise him after coming back from classes.

Does that sound really specific? To the extent that it sounds like he’s speaking from experience?

Well, he is.

And hopefully, Ouma wouldn’t be living in the same dorm complex or request to be roommates with Saihara again.

If Saihara had the misfortune to room with Ouma again, it would be an unlucky coincidence the second time and fate the third time.

Tsumugi was very excited, why? Did a new henta- anime came out, a new figurine? Nope… it was… the GOONERCON! A huge cosplayer and anime event that only the HOTTEST- i meant, best cosplayers can get in, so of course Tsumugi was gonna go… but this time, they made it that you gotta bring two friends with you! After a lot of begging and refusals, only 2 of her friends accepted her petition: Kaede and Maki.

Kaede because she always loves to dress up and show off and be cute! And Maki because is was the only way to stop Tsumugi for messaging her 500 times in middle of the night, so she just did it to make her happy.

They woke up early and came to her room, who had been working almost all night and was just in her underwear, just showing that voluptuous 'plain' body and with some eyebags

''Wow Mugi, are you ok?!''

Kaede went near her, grabbing her by the shoulder

''You look like you put an all nighter uh?''

Maki just stayed at the door, looking with an stern look

''S-sorry girls, i've just been… perfecting your costumes!''

She sudenly fires up and runs across the room, getting their costumes, they were very bright but… surprisingly small, for the SIZES they normaly wear (Kaede's shirt is a XXXXXXXXL size, same as Maki's skirt)

''Ohhh, those are ours?!''

Kaede smiled widely as she stared at her Mythra costume

''That look like a kid's costume… and isn't it a bit… too small-''

''Oh worry not! I have spent WEEKS planing your costumes, they will fit PERFECTLY!''

She saids she handed it each costume to them and pointed to them to two separate changing rooms, they just looked at each other and shrugged as they walked to the changing rooms

After a long 10 minutes of struggle, they come out…

''H-hey… Mugi… are you SURE you had o-our sizes on mind…?''

''M-MAKI… i swear t-to god, if this snaps…''

Yeah… Mugi forgot to reveal an smaaaaaall detail about Goonercon… all the cosplays must be gooner bait material~

''Oh come on, you girls… you two look… PERFECT! THIS IS MY MAGNUM OPUS!''

She quickly pulled her phone and started snapping photos at light speed

''A-are you s-sure is perfect? M-my b-booty is in full show a-and is s-so tight hahaha…~''

Kaede wiggles her hips a little, showing off her almost naked FAT ass

''Y-you have it easy… i-i am pretty sure that my ASS is fully naked, g-ghhhh so hot…''

Maki clashed her P H A T wobble cake to Kaede's, being COMPLETELY naked and sweaty

''It is perfect… because ir fits each of you with your character!!''

''I-isn't MY character a wholesome and innocent girl?! Kaede should had been the one to wear t-this embarrassing thing!''

''A-and mine is a s-strong, r-ready to fight woman… t-that is much more like Maki!''

''Hehehehe…'' Mugi did the clasic anime shiny glass ''I cannot be thaaaat obvious, i must be original and deeper… that's why i made Kaede dress as Mythra because… they are blondes! And for Maki, you got Pyra, because you two got a big… bountiful, hot… heart to fight any adversities!''

The girls just looked at each other in pure disbelief… she was SERIOUS

''T-that's all good… but it was NECESSARY to make it as tight as possible?! Like jesus…''

''T-they are at just ONE slip to just fall off…''

''Yeah, t-talk about that with me…''

Kaede boops her ZZZ that could barely move due to the tightnest of the costume, like they were ballons, to Maki's Z cups

''I-i guess this l-looks… sexy…~''

The two girls just looked at each other, both were sweaty, embarrassed and nervous…

''S-so… we going like this…?'' Maki asked, with an annoyed face

''Well, yeah! In less than an hour, so get ready, we wont be back until next day, and prepare for many cute boys and girls being… interested… after all, is the only way to win the best cosplay on the Goonercon… to attract ALL the gooners!''

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNN

''Nyaaaaaaaaaah! Not now femmy balls! I nweed sleep! Todays was too bwusy fucking Miu all dway!~~''

He bounces on his bulge, while huging it

''Aaaaaaaaaw Okwey! We can wisit Cowede! Who is a gwood boiiiiii?~''

RUB RUB RUB SPLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~

(Images from the AMAZING @cowedeakamatsu!)

Catichi and Katichi... two forces of nature hiden in human bodies. Their purpose? Fill the RNTIRE PLANET with pure LUST until no other feeling last. But don't get confused, they are not the same, they are... like a Ying and Yang

-Catichi is the most... ''innocent'' one. He believes in love for everyone! So that's why you can see him straight up marrying any boy or girl he likes on the spot, and of course, they can't say no to such a pretty boy~ Katichi, on the other hand, does not believe in love, well, at least not the romantic kind. He just fucks because he CAN, are you a couple? Well, too bad, he's fucking BOTH of you in the nastiest and lewdtest way possible, just because he wants a quick fuck~

-Their styles are completely different! Catichi loveeeeeees any kind of girly clothing, the smallest and skimpy to show up his ground shattering ass, the better! And all must be either white or pink, just like his UNREMOVABLE neon pink make-up~ (No matter what he tries, he CAN'T get it off~). Katichi in the other hand, is more... classy, he likes wearing suits, or his criminal outfit, but he makes sure the first thing you notice are his gigantic hips~

-Now, on the more raunchy side... Catichi's ass is just out of this world, proving again that he is not a ''human'' with his sonic speed twerking techniques he uses to ''atract mates'', with a never ending growing cock that, for the sake of not ripping the entire place, he decides to leave it at just 25ft long, sadly, with small balls (just 10ft radius of pure ever churning cum factories that makes him be cumming almost all time)~ Katichi has a biiiit less ass, but compensates with having hips wider and thiccer than a steel wall that he likes to sway around each step he takes, an ''small'' 20ft long bitchbreaker, with cum factories of almost the same width~ and cannot forget his deep purple make up, is basically like a second skin for him~

-And we cannot forget... their musk and cum is not normal, at all~ Catichi's cum and the must it generates is capable to brainrot anyone he wants in a 10 mile radious, dropping their IQ 90%, enhancing their bodies (in size and sex capabilities) and make them EXTREMELY NEEDY AND SLUTTY, they will leave anything they are doing to just find Shuichi and fall to his loving arms~ Katichi's musk only acts in a much smaller area of 1 mile, but if you smell it and he deems you cute enough, you will be brainwashed to become part of DICE, with just one objective, fuck with Katichi and help him in any crime~