#dqh

Alena: You are my future husband? Yoy! I will pummel you with punches and kicks if you are imposter! The only future spouse I am interested in is not man! Give me name and number and we will have glorious combat! *Beep* Meena: You have reached the voicemail of your future wife. The cards told me you would call. That is why I did not answer. I am sorry, but we are not meant to be. Please do not call back. *Beep* Maya: Hello, your future wife speaking! Or-her voicemail at least! If you are rich then please leave your name and number after the beep. Otherwise...oh, who am I kidding! My future husband will definitely be rich! Hope to see you soon! *Beep* Nera: Oh, hello! I'm so sorry I can not come to the phone right now, I'm having dinner with Bianca! If you're my future husband, then um...I don't rightfully know, there must be some sort of mistake. Please leave your name and number and maybe we can clear things up? After the beep, that is! *Beep* Bianca: Sorry, can't answer the phone. Me and Nera are very gay. But thanks for the thought! *Beep* Debora: It's about time you called, future husband. Get over here already, I've been waiting forever. If you keep me waiting any longer... *Beep* Aurora: Sorry, I don't have a future husband. I am very, very gay. But if you're my future wife...can I just ask if your name is Alena? Uh-n-nevermind, that's probably-um...bye. *Beep*