probably not, but congratulations, you get to have one anyway! presenting, for the 2024 Dragon Age Create-a-Thon event:

Dog Days of Disco

Summary:

You're a cop. You're a disco superstar. You're Garrett J. Hawke, and you came here to make Lowtown Harbor your bitch. Unfortunately, you may have discoed a little too close to the sun, and now there's a few inconvenient details you can't remember anymore. Like how you got here, or why you're here in the first place, or who you even are. There's also a dead body floating in the harbor, and apparently you are the detective who's supposed to figure out why it's there. Tensions are rising. The City of Chains will have her due. It looks like your smokin' hot finger guns are about to get a whole lot of action. The Disco Elysium AU of Dragon Age 2 you never knew you needed. Written for the 2024 Dragon Age Create-a-Thon! Go Team Free Marches!

Diz-brand Modern AU Galefic Number Two! :D

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Call Girl Tav, Professor Gale, Switch Tav, Dom Gale, Sex Work, Angst, Explicit Sexual Content, Dubious Consent, Under-Negotiated Kink, Older Man/Younger Woman, Infidelity, Codependency, Bondage, Femdom, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism, Masturbation, Orgasm Denial, Past Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Past Rape/Noncon, Jealousy, Creampie, Cunnilingus, Emotional Manipulation, Face-Fucking, Unreliable Narration, Questionably Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, Choking, Spanking, Grief/Mourning, Suspension Bondage, Free Use, Spitroasting, Danger Wanking, Collars, Face Slapping, Degradation, Foot Worship, Praise Kink, Bathtub Sex, Impact Play, Fisting, Drunk Sex, brief Rolan/Tav, Service Top Gale, Double Penetration, Tags May Change

Summary: Gale knows nothing good happens on Zastrow Street after dark. Nothing until the hazel-eyed girl with the stormy smile who crawls into his chest and makes a nest against his heart.

It's a terrible way to discover just how rough his own edges have become. To watch, helpless, as she drives him to the sort of madness men start wars over.

A terrible thing indeed.

Words: 92,356 Chapters: 32/? Rating: Explicit Updated: 2024-06-11

There's nothing concrete written for it yet, mostly vibes I rotate in my brain every once in a while, but there's something about the concept of a sweet gentleman scholar with a dark secret that is very compelling to me. What if the thing that feeds the orb's hunger is life itself? What if he discovers it on accident one day defending himself from someone who tried to break into his tower? So he starts out justifying doing it again by saying he's going to target rapists, and murderers (haha the irony, Gale!!) and the rest of the worst of society. It stabilizes the orb enough that he finally re-enters his old life and starts teaching again, explaining his absence as some chronic illness that's finally abated. At some point he has to come to terms with the fact that he likes killing a little too much, and he's in way too deep now to quit anyway, and besides, if he doesn't keep killing the people who deserve it, he's going to detonate and a lot of people who dont deserve it might die and isnt that *worse*???? He says this to himself in the mirror to help himself sleep at night of course.

And it certainly doesn't help when he catches the eye of one of his students, a gorgeous young academic who is captivated by his wit and intellect and makes him feel alive again. And he shouldn't fall in love, not when he has this horrible secret that could spell his own ruin, but he just can't help himself.

Oops, they found out. Now he has to kill them too. Unless...

What if they're batshit crazy (affectionate) enough to be like "oh that's neat can I help? Maybe observe and take notes?" and hmmm this person knows a little too much about how to lure people away from a crowd, and you know, isn't it strange how they know exactly the right quantity and combination of chemicals to dissolve a body without a trace so quickly?

There's certainly no way this could get very messy for the both of them :V :V :V

Yippee! I'm proud of a lot of my work, mostly coz I write it all For Me and frequently go back and reread my shit lmao, but here are the current top five contenders :D

It's Called Freefall

galetav modern-no-magic AU, 133844 words, complete

After a forfeited university scholarship and four wasted years with a woman who ultimately stranded her and left her for dead on a deserted stretch of Amnian highway, Miriam is determined to finally get her life back on track. What she didn't plan for was finding out the attractive stranger she's been anonymously hooking up with the week before classes began would turn out to be her physics professor for the semester. The right thing to do would be to call it off and never speak of it again. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Miriam's never been particularly good at doing the right thing.

Justice and the Awakening

anders/nathaniel, punk band AU, 36,673 words, incomplete

Nathaniel's life isn't a particularly exciting one, and he's alright with that. He's got enough to do working on a master's degree in classical piano, but a chance encounter with a colleague leads to an opportunity to pick up the bass he hasn't touched in years and try something new for once. He's certainly not going to get involved with the unfairly pretty blonde guitarist who won't stop coming onto him, though. That would be absurd. The deranged Awakening band AU no one ever asked for.

The Place Where I Belong

f!handers+nathaniel, modern urban fantasy AU, 355670 words, complete

Hawke’s spent an entire decade watching the city of Kirkwall go to shit. When Anders enlists her help making an explosive statement against an increasingly oppressive Templar presence, she's all in without question. But life on the run begins to lead them down a catastrophic path, and when Anders takes a reckless decision into his own hands, Hawke has to make a difficult choice that comes with a life altering set of consequences. Her marriage is hanging by a thread. Old ghosts resurface at every turn, and help comes from the unlikeliest of places. All she has to do is learn to look past the person offering it. The clock is ticking. Anders is a dead man walking. She’s determined to keep him alive.

Long Shadows

f!handers, wild west AU collab, 28363 words, complete

Amelia Hawke returns from the last cattle drive of the season to disturbing rumors of something wicked lurking in the prairie grass. When the Hunters of the Crown ride into Lothering in pursuit of a deadly monster plaguing the wilds, she soon discovers the charming doctor she's brought home to the ranch harbors a dark secret. A fic and art collaboration for the 2022 DA Create-A-Thon.

Pounded In the Butt By My Qunari Hunk

gamlen/qunari cheese, chuck tingle parody, 1988 words, complete

Pairing: implied Gale/Tav Warnings: *gestures vaguely* Orin

This one's a short one >:3 Act 3 Spoilers ahoy.

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Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

I was tagged by @hollyand-writes!

"Do you want your dick sucked or not?"

Miri has a handful of virtues but patience is not one of them 😂

I'm gonna try this thing. :V

Day 1: Helpless Pairing: none? immediately post Gale/Mystra? idek man.

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