Calling all Peter Lukas simps! (ANNOYANCE IS A LOVE LANGUAGE.)
Help me name what this LONELY, BEACH-OBSESSED MENACE would call you!
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
THE VIBE: Peter is a coastal cryptid who communicates in passive-aggressive postcards. He will:
🏖️ SEND YOU TO THE BEACH: Literally. Metaphorically. Emotionally. (e.g., "Beach Botherer", "Unwanted Tourist", "My Personal Shoreline")
❄️ DENY AFFECTION VIA AFFECTION: Hostile "care". Icy "warmth". (e.g., "Regrettable Distraction", "Persistent Draft", "My Chilly Burden")
🌫️ MAYBE SECRETLY CARE?: Or he’s just bored. Who knows! (e.g., "Annoying Constant", "Fogbound Companion", "Erosion of My Solitude")
NO WHOLESOMENESS. Only bleak, nautical, or aggressively indifferent energy.
Fem / Masc / Andro names for ALL! (Isolation is genderless.)
BONUS POINTS: Names that sound like a ship’s log entry or a passive-aggressive Airbnb review.
Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Driftwood", "Persistent Fogbank")
Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Unwanted Anchor", "Lonely Tidepool")
Pet names (e.g., "Coastal Nuisance", "Void’s Echo")
CRITICAL NOTE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING WITH PETER. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL LITERALLY SHAPE HIS ROUTE. GO BUCK-FUCKING-WILD. (Seriously. Get unhinged with him.)
✨ PROMPTS TO UNLEASH THE DEMONS: ✨
What would Peter carve about you on a deserted island palm tree? (Examples: "GO HOME", "STOP EXISTING NEAR ME")
What’s the name of the unlicensed boat he’d kidnap you on?
What does his "I made you soup (it’s seawater)" note say?
If your suggestion makes me say "what the FUCK does that mean?", I’ll probably use it!
I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!
I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)
