#ditma poll

Help me name what this SWEET TEA-GOBLIN POET would call you!

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THE VIBE: Martin is 70% anxious sweater, 30% secret sonneteer, 100% "I WILL LOVE YOU GENTLY BUT *FIERCELY*". Nicknames must:

🫖 TEA PUNS: Cozy, warm, steeped in wordplay. (e.g., "Chamomile Cutie", "Earl Grey Enigma", "My Sweet Brew")

📜 POETRY MODE: Soft, romantic, secretly dramatic. (e.g., "Oh My Gentle Harbor", "Dearest Solace", "Walking Sonnet")

💪 FOUND A SPINE MODE: Rare but *potent* moments of bold tenderness. (e.g., "Mine. Fight Me.", "Unwavering Light", "Revolutionary Comfort")

RULES:

WHOLESOMENESS IS MANDATORY. NO BULLYING THE SWEET TEA MAN.

Fem / Masc / Andro names for ALL! (Martin sees your soul, not your gender.)

BONUS POINTS: ACTUAL MICRO-POEMS AS PET NAMES. (Haikus? Limericks? I DARE YOU.)

Categories:

Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Tea Buddy", "Archive Safe Space")

Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Favourite Blend", "Heartfelt Infusion")

Pet names (e.g., "Darling Cuppa", "Oh Steadfast One")

✨ PRO TIP: Imagine Martin scribbling your name on a tea-stained napkin mid-Poetry Jam. THAT’S the vibe.

NON-NEGOTIABLE: IF YOU DON’T SUBMIT AT LEAST ONE ORIGINAL POEM FOR MARTIN TO WHISPER, I WILL CRY. (He deserves sonnets, you cowards.)

I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!

I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)

Help me name what this TOUCH-STARVED DISASTER would call you!

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THE VIBE: Jon is a sopping wet cat who secretly wants to be a koala. His nicknames must balance:

🐈 Feral Cat Mode: Academic, irritable, defensively formal. (e.g., "Assistant", "Statement Giver", "Interruption")

🐨 Koala Mode: Clingy, awkwardly tender, *begrudgingly soft*. (e.g., "…you", "Fine. Stay.", "Anchor")

THE RULES:

NO ACTUAL AFFECTION. Only repressed yearning disguised as academic scrutiny. (Unless it’s 3 AM and he’s dissociating. Then maybe.)

Fem / Masc / Andro versions for ALL names!

BONUS POINTS: Names that sound like a statement label. (e.g., "Subject: [Your Name]")

IMPORTANT: The more a nickname sounds like a passive-aggressive academic note, the more it means he loves you. 💌

Categories:

Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Researcher", "Fellow Archival Prisoner")

Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Persistent Distraction", "Unnecessary Variable")

Pet names (e.g., "…just sit here. Quietly.", "Statement #001: You")

Note: If your suggestion doesn’t sound like it was recorded at 3 AM during a breakdown, IT’S TOO HEALTHY.

I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!

I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)

Help me name what this BI DISASTER TORNADO would call you!

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THE VIBE: Tim is 50% glitter cannon, 50% melancholic poet, 100% "I WILL LOVE YOU LOUDLY". Nicknames must:

✨ FLIRT MODE: Playful, ambiguous, unhinged. (e.g., "Hot Stuff", "Fellow Disaster", "HR's Worst Nightmare")

💣 LOVE BOMB MODE: Extra, public, zero chill. (e.g., "My Reason to Exist", "Sunshine Incarnate", "Public Disturbance (affectionate)")

☕️ "HAPPY DEPRESSION" MODE (if you know, you know. and you know.): Wistful, soft, bittersweet. (e.g., "Temporary Sunshine", "Almost Okay", "Sweet Distraction")

RULES:

NO SUBTLETY. Tim Stoker subtlety died with his last braincell.

Fem / Masc / Andro names for ALL! (He flirts with EVERYTHING.)

BONUS: Names that sound like a protest slogan or a dive bar pickup line.

⚠️ WARNING: Tim’s nicknames may escalate from "Hey Cutie ;)" to "I WILL RIOT FOR YOU" in 0.5 seconds. This is a FEATURE, not a bug.

Categories:

Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Partner in Crime", "Fellow Agent of Chaos")

Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Personal Apocalypse", "Beautiful Catastrophe")

Pet names (e.g., "Rebel Yell", "Temporary Bliss", "Statement #FML (lovingly)")

Note: If your suggestion wouldn’t make Elias file a restraining order, IT’S TOO TAME. GO LOUDER.

I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!

I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)

(more specifically for the dating sim)

(this won't have any real consequences in the game if it is/did, mostly just a one off joke made by elias lol)

this is something going through my brain and I need others to think about it too

(also, im mostly just trying to think about options for peters route lol)

Help me craft what OUR GIRL would call you in the dating sim!

🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!

THE VIBE: Sasha is 50% cryptic tech oracle, 50% sentient thesaurus. Her nicknames should reflect:

🖥️ Tech/Hacker Brain: Glitchcore, cryptic, digital-age intimacy. (e.g., "My Firewall", "Archive Ghost", "Little Syntax Error")

📚 Walking Dictionary Brain: Absurdly verbose, whimsically academic, 0% chill. (e.g., "My Querulous Beloved", "Oh Perspicacious Entity")

Categories:

Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Fellow Archival Anomaly", "Debugger")

Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Encrypted Desire", "Most Pulchritudinous Conundrum")

Pet names (e.g., "Binary Sweetheart", "Oh Ineffable Enigma")

PRO TIP: The more it sounds like an error message written by Shakespeare, the better. I trust your obscene vocabularies.

RULES:

NO NOT-THEM ENERGY. ONLY REAL SASHA’S CHAOTIC INTELLECT ALLOWED.

Fem / Masc / Andro variants for ALL suggestions!

BONUS POINTS: Hybrid names fusing tech + thesaurus chaos. (e.g., "My Precious Firewall Configuration")

Note: If your suggestion doesn’t sound like it was coded by Jane Austen, you’re not trying hard enough.

I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!

I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)

REAL SASHA ONLY!!!

Would probably be like "ditma shitposting", and not have full relevance to the game, but just enough where it warrants being posted on this account instead of my main

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Last Edited: September 14, 2025 — 9:02am / 21:02 (Pacific Time — US & Canada)