Calling all Martin Blackwood simps! (HR APPROVES OF THIS WHOLESOME MENACE.)
Help me name what this SWEET TEA-GOBLIN POET would call you!
🔗 First time here? Read the intro post!
THE VIBE: Martin is 70% anxious sweater, 30% secret sonneteer, 100% "I WILL LOVE YOU GENTLY BUT *FIERCELY*". Nicknames must:
🫖 TEA PUNS: Cozy, warm, steeped in wordplay. (e.g., "Chamomile Cutie", "Earl Grey Enigma", "My Sweet Brew")
📜 POETRY MODE: Soft, romantic, secretly dramatic. (e.g., "Oh My Gentle Harbor", "Dearest Solace", "Walking Sonnet")
💪 FOUND A SPINE MODE: Rare but *potent* moments of bold tenderness. (e.g., "Mine. Fight Me.", "Unwavering Light", "Revolutionary Comfort")
RULES:
WHOLESOMENESS IS MANDATORY. NO BULLYING THE SWEET TEA MAN.
Fem / Masc / Andro names for ALL! (Martin sees your soul, not your gender.)
BONUS POINTS: ACTUAL MICRO-POEMS AS PET NAMES. (Haikus? Limericks? I DARE YOU.)
Categories:
Nicknames - platonic (e.g., "Tea Buddy", "Archive Safe Space")
Nicknames - romantic (e.g., "My Favourite Blend", "Heartfelt Infusion")
Pet names (e.g., "Darling Cuppa", "Oh Steadfast One")
✨ PRO TIP: Imagine Martin scribbling your name on a tea-stained napkin mid-Poetry Jam. THAT’S the vibe.
NON-NEGOTIABLE: IF YOU DON’T SUBMIT AT LEAST ONE ORIGINAL POEM FOR MARTIN TO WHISPER, I WILL CRY. (He deserves sonnets, you cowards.)
I’ll run polls for the top suggestions later – your chaos will be rewarded!
I'm doing this post in 7 parts to properly get the most fanon engagement from the proper simps for each dateable character lol (to check out the other posts in this series, check out #ditma nickname!)
Last Edited: September 5, 2025 — 8:48pm / 20:48 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: minor formatting changes












