Regretevator AU dialogue below!! Includes context and vague angst!! Plsplspls do not shoot officer i warned them
K: "-and I know you'll think it's a stupid 'backstory', but it's true, and I sadly have no clue what happened after. I left, came back, and saw... this."
D: "H3y!! U.. d0 u l13k 2 84k3?"
P: "Wait wait- Excuse me?"
D: "D0 u l13k 2 b4k3??? 1 d0. 1 l13k 2 84k3 c4k3!!!"
P: "...God."
K: "I'm, uh, sorry. I didn't know this would happen. I know you two were close."
P: "Well, not really, but it's just depressing to see them like this."
D: "3h- M3h?? Zrry 1f 1'm d3pr3zz1ng u..."
Context also..
This is dialogue from my AU, DISTORTED!! It's just if Poob got infected instead of Kasper. They're a very silly weirdo who feels closest to Pest, but they don't know why. They're also besties with Kasper, Lampert, Spud, and Split.
This is what that idiot looks like
They're sick 💔💔💔 and also very, very happy and slightly aggressive... literally almost nobody but their besties [minus spud] know their actual name.
Oh yeah, and the face on their shirt changes... if u even care... :3

















