No more DMs on this blog. I am not your telephone to Beelzebub!

He already knows you shared that meal! He already knows you are saying good morning! When you message this account that is running through a vessel(me!!) you are taking a shortcut and he will never properly manifest into your life like that!

I cannot force him to by interacting with you!

Please please please how many times do I need to say PRAY DON'T SAY IT.

You can come into my ask box with talks of the weather, or your meals, fine. (Though rating meals is a feedism thing for us so maybe.. don't do that.. if you're not into it)

Before anyone apologizes I don't want to hear it. Correct your behavior and that will be a good sorry to me and him.

I know it sucks not getting a response from him... The real him- not me being vessel- But that is because you are searching for it too hard! Bugs scatter when you lift up their rocks and touching the DMs is exactly that. Opening the ask box? That's more like leaving a kind note. The way you would on an altar.

The ask box is for roleplay, esoteric questions, and telling me about your day/life. The ask box is a consent button that tells me you understand everything here must be taken with a grain of salt, and that at the end of the day you are here for an experience rather than a fast pass to Beelzebub.

Because sometimes I'm wrong! You're only shooting yourself in the foot by using me in such a way.

- 🔪💖

That's fine. Mod Tom calls me Dad too.

(Uh, rude, that's private.)

It's in all of the smut you write it is NOT private.

Your answer is in the silence.

... and some of you could do with the screentime break. Don't be like Mod Tom.

Permission to list this blog on my website as an "old abandoned site project" ? I justttt wanna ask first because. You guys have been modding on this blog for FAR longer than I did when I first made the blog LMAO

Also I'm honestly surprised to see its STILL going, congrats guys! Thats like... 4 years right? Happy late birthday Hermitcraft Headcanons!

Anyway its nice to check back in every so often lol MOD TOM OUT (salutes)

Permission granted.

It's certainly been a while! I love how much this blog has brought to the community. You were before my time- I only found HCHC during Shade's era- but it's still good to see you. Thanks for making it!

Why am I, a middle, the only one left ;-;

I'm supposed to be off doing teenager things not working like an adult