hi there!!!!! movie night with the main four would be cool :D
Hello it's my turn a lot of these sound negative but i genuinely think chilling with these guys watching garbage would be fun and also idk if these are supposed to be like romantic or not. But i hope they're good
>Snack spit polycule basically I doubt any of these men would care about double dipping except matt who gets really fucking upset and isnt allowed to eat anything unless he stops being a little bitch about it. Edd actively likes it because he feels like he's consuming a part of them forever but he's fucking weird. Tom thinks it's funny if you're grossed out but tord is literally true neutral on the matter. Anyway if you want to eat anything you have to be fully up for this.
>Tord eats 1 pack of sour patch kids per movie (max he's allowed). He likes sour and bitter stuff. But if he's allowed to truly enjoy himself he gets too powerful
>*Crunch sound effect* *crunch sound effect* *you look over your shoulder* *it's tom* *he's chewing on your hair*
>if it's not INSANE ZOMBIE PIRATES FROM HELL it'll take 6 hours to decide on a single movie. So you're looking at like, a movie week probably
>So yeah you better be ok with grown men licking their fingers and sticking their hands in a communal bowl or youll starve to death
>Speaking of which Edd owns cute bowls specifically for this kind of thing. Like party trays and shit but they're not fucking hosting parties. Anyway matt always tries to use em but everyone complains about how he didn't fill it with what they specifically happened to want in that moment until finally matt flips the tray and storms off.
>If one doesnt like the film choice he will be talking very loudly over it for the majority of it. Or if he really likes it. They're all like this (autistic, also bitchy)
>Tord in particular. He doesnt talk much until he's not supposed to. #girl
>Toms more on the bitchy side. Regardless of his opinions on it he'll also riff on the movie
>Matt bitches occasionally but also doesnt shut up when it's a movie he likes.
>Edd riffs w tom half the time and the other half he's listening to tord nitpick plot holes obediently and responding with "it's gay af to care about a plot hole…what are you so interested in hole for?"
>It's all quite…how do you say…annoying?
>You sure you want to go when they invite u?
>Tord WILL try to deceive you into watching gore or softcore porn. Or hardcore porn he's not against that. He thinks it's funny when everyone storms off in disgust.
>Tom will goad you into watching morbius. That or he'll put on old indie horror and claim it's the best ever or experimental surrealist artsy fartsy stuff. Where'd he even get that tape? When you ask he says it was made by a couple who lived at the end of the street for three years and gave it to him immediately before the birth of their first child. A year later, they abandoned the house, which is still empty (he breaks into it sometimes to hear the family's voices carry thru the air in there). He doesnt know where it was filmed, and when you watch, it doesn't quite look of this earth. Oh, this one he got at a garage sale he happened to spot in atlantis–
>matt likes documentary movies but no one watches those on movie night. So he says he'll watch whatever…but really he'll reject most of the things anyone else suggests. Also if you put on a franchise he'll want to watch the whole thing in one sitting regardless of how many movies there are unless he doesn't, in which case if you try to put on more than two seconds of a sequel he will kill you.
>edd is passive aggressive about the whole thing. He wants you to KNOW what he wants to watch, even when he doesn't. Also when what he wants to watch is the goofy movie.
>The room is EXTREMELY warm. Tanktop and shorts warm. Air conditioner in the middle of winter warm.
>Idk if this is a romantic request but if you offer or request buttered popcorn you will not be in that relationship when the night is over
