#dissecting frogs

I'm gonna go die now, I never thought I'd dissect a frog

The tweezers we used for dissecting frogs was so rusty that one wrong move and then I would've had tetanus

on the same note on dissecting frogs at school today I named mine Jeremiah And like we're continuing the dissection tomorrow, so we had to put our partially dissected frogs into bags to be refrigerated (SO FAR MY GROUP HAS BOTH ITS EYEBALLS OUT AND I GOT TO CUT OUT THE TONGUE, AND WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH THE SKIN LAYER) and we had to write our names on the bags, so we had our names on the bag but I also wrote afterwards: "Jeremiah The Frog" and then my teacher went up to me and said, "You're not supposed to name your frog, they're dead!" And I told him, "But Jeremiah is the perfect name for a frog." AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS? WHEN I TOLD MY ITALIAN TEACHER MY FROG'S NAME SHE UNDERSTOOD IMMEDIATELY AND STARTED SINGING Jeremiah was a bullfrog

in other news we dissected frogs today at school