toxic dps duo 🔥🔥 (proto-blond-blazer!chad + subsequently-flambae!robert reverse au) x

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toxic dps duo 🔥🔥 (proto-blond-blazer!chad + subsequently-flambae!robert reverse au) x

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dispatch reverse/swap au
made this mostly as an excuse to give robert piercings and make him a manwhore. idk
I kind of want mr. whiskey as a former villain in reverse au just because it'd be hilarious to see people think he's just a regular "cat guy" or "cat mascot" depending on what form he's in. but then it turns out that he's some shapeshifting entity that takes a form that is "less threatening" to other people, and then he pulls out a huge cat monster form when fighting villains.
and also his past crimes definitely have a few alcohol-related crimes on there because he straight up added whiskey/alcohol to morning coffee when he was on the job at the office. so that tells him that he would be an alcoholic.
thought about the prototype blond(e) blazer chad and the worms in my head went "hmm...... flambae robert......."
edit: i did it
late night mr. whiskey thoughts for my reverse au:
his file has a note on it that says “cat? human? we’re not sure”. let’s just say he’s a shapeshifter.
his basic power is listed as “9 lives” which allows him to tank heavy hits and greatly increases his vigor and combat stats.
some of his past crimes include public intoxication, disturbing the peace, assault (related to his alcoholism), trespassing, vandalism (also related to the alcoholism)
doesn’t ever speak.
might have other names such as “the feline” that people call him by.
he’s a “recovering” alcoholic. or he’s trying to be one. he tries to compensate by adding alcohol to his coffee to lessen the effects of the alcohol.
he takes a mascot-like or more “friendly” form as to be “less frightening” to others. has a much more frightening cat monster form.
tends to loiter in sunny spots when on break to take naps.
eats mice and birds like it’s completely normal. you will be catching him catching them on shift as a quick “snack”.
can purr, hiss, and growl (can also roar in his cat monster form).
actually one of the more friendly former villains as he’s more likely to just stare at you if you ask him something rather than pick a fight or try to cause problems.
appears at the most random of times. seemingly out of nowhere. some question if one of his powers is teleportation.

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I'm concocting plots and character arcs that have no basis in canon for my dispatch reverse au because I'm the number one making shit up fan
Everytime i think about a villain version of Robert I wonder if Twinkies is still a comfort food and then I ended up thinking if he did he'd definitely mess w/ the dispatchers everytime the vending machine didn't a la this vid:
www.tumblr.com/legendling/800042963885604864?source=share
(He used to just break em and take everything but they told him if he destroyed another bending machine it'd come outta his pay so he has to settle for fucking w/ dispatchers until they fix it)
LMFAOO THIS IS SO GOOD I totally see that he would be so annoying about it. I also like to imagine he loiters around the vending machine and then tries to bum 5 dollars off of anyone who came up to it to buy him twinkies or something lmaoo
In the swap dispatch, what crimes comited each member of the z team?
uhmmmm this ask is really exposing that I didn't think that hard at all about the specifics about my au lmao but well here's my ramble under the cut as a heads up I kind of don't answer for most of the members lol sorry