Jan 31, 2020
I meant to post this yesterday, but here are some funny things I heard in my directed studies class that can double as dialogue prompts:
“ I am Directing your studies, this is directed studies.”
“ Tommy I’m gonna get a squirt bottle.”
“ I love it when you’re NOT wasting time in my class.”
“ If you want a simple life, go to the woods and act like a goat.”
“ That’s why you square up and hiss.”
“ You look like dinner and you’re pissing me off.”
“ I’m gonna bring my pet raccoon to school one day.”
“ Oooh eighties hair, that is awesome.”
And my personal favorite...
“ I spend money like a drug addict at bike stores.”
