Dear Vector Prime, Are there any Cybertronians that turn into arcade cabinets?
Dear Cabinet Man,
Dipswitch was a graduate of the Institute of Higher Programming. In the late 1990s, she joined an expedition of Autobots to Autobot City, and her focus was on human-Cybertronian relations. Visitors to Metroplex would get to play the most popular games, and over time, she began to even make up her own games, such as Mystery of Convoy 2: Bots of Liberty, Mysterycraft of Convoy, and Animal Crossing: Cheetor's Revenge. They proved to be highly addictive, and Dipswitch was concerned about the games' adverse effect on players' health. After all, she would stare at them for hours and could see the effects directly, as her robot mode face was in fact the CRT TV game display.
She monitored early-2000s Internet discussion forums to see user reaction to her games, and was shocked; gamers engaged in long-running bitter arguments over months about small details about characters that she created, and even fought about various versions and patches of the same game. To her confusion, when she joined these forums to share her design notes for these games and offer her opinions, the various factions united—against her! Worn out and bewildered, she retired from gaming—and from being a game cabinet—soon after. Hot Rod and Ultra Magnus found her lying in a field of grass near Metroplex, staring at the sky for a solid week. Later, she joked that she remained there for years, until arcade games sharply declined in popularity.









