#dineshgilfoyle

hirams been after fps ass since he showed up i know this in my heart to be true. 

dinesh:

do I like them: I  L O V E  HIM

5 good qualities: incredibly sarcastic, calls people out on their shit, a brilliant coder, ambitious, [tara voice] look how cute he is! he’s adorable!

3 bad qualities: insecure, steals children’s artwork from montessori school’s website to impress women, lets his rivalry with gilfoyle get in the way of his (and everyone else’s) work

favourite episode/etc: 4.01-4.02 aka CEO!dinesh

otp: dinesh/gilfoyle

brotp: dinesh and richard (the scene in the bathroom in 4.02 is one of my favorites in the entire show)

ot3: dinesh/gilfoyle/tara

notp: ??? i don’t think i have one?

best quote: “you turned down ten million dollars to start a company that you can’t even describe to another human being? i say this only to motivate you.”

head canon: really enjoys cooking/baking but is also too lazy to grocery shop and clean up afterwards so he just lives off takeout

gilfoyle:

do I like them: I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR HIM

5 good qualities: confident, smoking hot, does not give a single fuck, a brilliant coder, incredibly loyal

3 bad qualities: inconsiderate of others, thinks racist jokes are funny, messy

favourite episode/etc: 1.03 (the illegal immigrant episode), 1.06 (the compersion episode), 1.07 (the code gay episode), 2.05 (building up anton in the garage), 2.07 (stealing intersite’s login info), 4.04 (passive-aggressively hoping richard recruits him for the new internet in the most gilfoyle way possible), 5.03 (napalm death/Paranoiac Smartfridge Breakdown 2k18), 5.07 (aka gilfoyle the cryptocurrency fanboy + the birth of hallfoyle), 5.08 (”i like you”)

otp: dinesh/gilfoyle or monica/gilfoyle

brotp: gilfoyle and jared

ot3: dinesh/gilfoyle/tara or dinesh/monica/tara or dinesh/gilfoyle/monica

notp: N/A… gilf is my dirty little ship slut

best quote: so technically it’s about gilfoyle, not something he actually says, but: “gilfoyle is a man of intense pride. so when i see him refer to someone as a ‘pig-faced fucknose,’ what i hear is, ‘i need to be needed.’ […] i mean, ‘butt dick.’ really? the man’s in pain.”

head canon: his dnd/tabletop rpg character is an elf princess (there’s some shots of his desk area where you can clearly see 20-sided dice)

jared:

do I like them: YES!!!!

5 good qualities: loyal to his friends, extremely good at what he does, remains idealistic in the face of adversity, considerate of others, this guy fucks!!!

3 bad qualities: overshares, overzealous, has a temper

favourite episode/etc: 3.09-3.10 (fake users) and 4.09-4.10 (poopfare + firing/rehiring).

otp: jared/richard

brotp: trick question. jared is everyone’s bro.

ot3: jared/dinesh/gilfoyle is pretty adorable actually

notp: jared/gavin

best quote: “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER?!” or “hey, dinesh, nice chain! do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?”

i love bo en and everyone should listen to this and tell me how they feel

1-8. When Holly Hunter tried to beat up the racist guy in The Big Sick

9. When Brie Larson said “Ugh, men” in Free Fire

This is. SO OLD. I wrote most of this when you sent this. Last May. May of 2016. Hahahahahhaha… Fuck.

300+

Buffy can’t believe she has to go through another wedding for Anya and Xander.

No offense to her friends, but she sort of liked everyone being as miserable as she was and that they had worked it out again?

Yeah, no…

She has grown to love Anya, but the things she does not need to hear about Xander and weddings are just staggering.

She tenses, ready to strike, when someone presses something into her hand.

Faith raises an eyebrow at her. “Looked like you could use a drink.” Faith pauses, looks her up and down. “Or something else.”

Buffy rolls her eyes and, after a second of hesitation, turns away from the crowd to unscrew the flask’s cap and chug the contents. She pulls a face and hands the flask back.

Faith shakes the empty flask and grins at her. “Not playing around. I like this side of you, girlfriend.”

“I was thirsty,” Buffy tells her with a grimace.

“Think I could find us a nest of vamps or at least a low level demon if we got out of here now,” she says.

Buffy considers it, but as she opens her mouth to answer, a woman she’s pretty sure is distantly related to Xander bumps into her without so much as a feigned apology.

Faith grabs Buffy’s wrist at the same time the woman topples down.

Buffy gets a glance at Faith’s responsible foot before Faith retracts it with an over the top, “I’m so sorry. Didn’t see you there.”

The woman looks like she’s about to make a fuss, but something in Faith’s expression must warn her off because she simply huffs and wanders off to her seat.

Buffy spends a moment staring after her before she smiles at Faith.

Faith’s fingertips send electricity up Buffy’s spine as she skims them up Buffy’s arm. “Quickie in the dressing room?”

Buffy is going to say no. Really, she is. She says, “Absolutely.”

Richard: I feel like Richard doesn’t have a favorite beverage; it just defaults to Red Bull because he is chronically dehydrated and rarely drinks anything else

Jared: earl grey tea!

Gilfoyle: some kind of dark beer, maybe a coffee stout (there’s one called The Devil Made Me Do It! that Gilfoyle probably likes because he is mad corny)

Dinesh: mimosas