#yaoyu

✨️Yao gege is in love with Lan Xichen ✨️

So here's some Yaoyu 🤭❤️

Why would you ever kiss me?

I’m not even half as pretty ~

"Just pretend I'm your Yao-gege" and Xue Yang will pretend he's Xiao Xingchen

Inspired by a tweet~~

(Just covered the profile for confidentiality)

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The Trap of Lianfang.

Mo xuanyu was so bored all day. It felt as if he had read all the manuscripts on demonic cultivation he possessed. He fidgetted all day, trying to entertain himself, but can't. Not even his icon, Jin guangyao was there for him to secretly SKETCH. It was evident that Xuanyu had a crush on his Yao gege, and would spend hours talking to him, drawing him or writing about him. Despite Xue Chengmei calling it his simping hours, Xuanyu loves to call it his adoration hours.

But where is his beloved Yao gege? Did he go on a night hunt~~ in the evening?! Or is he busy doing sect leader stuff. Anyways!

While walking through the grand halls of Jinlintai, he started fantasizing about his Yao gege again.

What if~ what if he came this instant and took his boredom away. What if he shows him his guqin strings. No. What if he showed him his secret room.

'He's already so hot with his golden, razor guqin strings. Su gege had said that it can cut easily into flesh!'

'And as for his secret room. Xue gege said that whatever happens in the secret room, stays in the secret room'

'But for me, I have never gone into his secret room'

Afterwards, he snuck into Fangfei hall, Jin guangyao's lavish bedroom, which was the size of a pavillion equipped with a bed~ obviously, a place to sit and relax, and maybe have tea or a meal. A music corner/ office, because there's a desk. And yes, the entrance to his secret room, which is brass mirror, standing in another corner of the room.

Mo xuanyu: *entering into his secret treasure room*

Wow!

Yao gege has everything here!

Different types of weapons, chains, and manuscripts!

So seems to be fond of collecting these sorts of things.

Other than the shelves of various weaponry, there was also a tiny sofa set with a table~ for leisure purposes.

Mo xuanyu took a while to absorb the splendor of Yao gege's treasure room, until he became familiar with it. He read through every manuscript, and touched every sword hilt. He had even caressed the rusty chains and 'torture devices'

Mo xuanyu: He's so cool! But where's his guqin strings? Is it true that he can really pull them out of his wrist?

Yao: *entering behind him* perhaps I have a guest today.

Mo xuanyu: *startled*

Yao: A-yu.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege.

Yao: *smiling* let's have a seat, and I shall pour you some tea. *sits*

Mo xuanyu: you're too kind Yao gege. But forget about the tea.

I missed you so much today!

*rests his head on Yao's lap*

Jin guangyao gently caressed his face, while mo xuanyu held onto his wrist.

Yao: *smile*

Mo xuanyu: where were you, my emperor? I missed you all day.

I was so bored. It's really fun when you're around. I become restless when you're not here! And your treasure room is so cool!

Yao: *calmly* shhh. It's alright. I'm here now, am I? *strokes head*

Mo xuanyu: yes. Yao gege is here.

Yao: *starting to hum.*

In their private times, mo xuanyu would rest his head on his Yao gege's lap, while Yao strokes through his hair while humming~~ Some unknown song. It was just their cute little alone time ritual.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, can you show me your guqin strings.

Yao: *stops humming* ah, my guqin strings?

Mo xuanyu: yup! And I want a demonstration too.

Jin guangyao let out a poised laugh.

Yao: a demonstration too? A-Yu. You're so mischievous.

But you don't know *lifts his chin* that your Yao gege can be mischievous too.

Mo xuanyu: really?!!

Yao: come. *takes out his guqin strings*

Hereafter, while being seated, mo xuanyu was being tied up with razor guqin strings by a mischievous Lianfang.

Yao was so delicate, and elegant, but the strings were sharp and almost deadly ~ if it's used for harm.

Mo xuanyu was so thrilled, almost on the verge of blushing. His icon, his idol, is touching him! He's binding him with his signature weapon.

Yao: *laughing lightly*

Mo xuanyu: *blushing*

Yao: *fastening it around his neck* excellent. *caresses* fits perfectly.

Mo xuanyu: is this how you capture your hostages in the Wen sect?

Yao: *giggle* yes. But I wasn't so delicate with them.

Mo xuanyu: I'm so happy that I'm able to experience your delicate side.

Yao: haha. Delicate? *pulls strings that were around his arm*

Mo xuanyu: ouch, Yao gege!

Yao: oh. My apologies.

Mo xuanyu: it's ok. You can never hurt me.

Jin guangyao's tone was so soft and delicate, and rather flowery. But there was a hint of underlying mischief. As if someone interrupts him, he would scold them ~ and threaten to tie them up too.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege! It's a little too tight. But I don't mind.

Yao: *pulls strings* then it means that it's working!

Mo xuanyu: ouch.

Yao: almost done. Hold on, would you?

Mo xuanyu: yes Yao gege.

Yao: *fixing his strings* isn't it fun. Both of us, messing around. The Jin sect in under my control, and that tyrant is out? Guangshan had mistreated you too didn't he?

Mo xuanyu: yes.

And yes I'm happy that you're in control. It's happier here. He was so unscrupulous.

Yao: no worries, A-Yu. I have taken good care of him.

Anyways. Enough old talk. How are you feeling.

Mo xuanyu: I'm feeling so honoured. I want to stay here and serve my Yao gege. And let him demonstrate his guqin strings techniques on me.

Yao: how delightful.

Do you know that my strings can cut through bone, if I apply too much force?

Mo xuanyu: that's so hot!

Yao: but I won't do that to you. You're so dear to me.

Mo xuanyu: aww Yao gege!

Afterwards, mo xuanyu's arms and neck began to bleed.

Yao: oh no. You're bleeding.

Mo xuanyu: yes. But it's ok. It's not your fault. It's mine.

I have sensitive skin.

Yao: *laughing* oh A-yu.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege could never do anything wrong. He's perfect.

Yao: *leans in* I pray you, praise me again.

Then maybe I can clean you up.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is a work of art. No one is as handsome.

But Yao gege? Have you gone hunting with Zewu Jun?

Yao: yes A-Yu.

Mo xuanyu: *pouting* I'm jealous of him. He always grabs your attention

Yao: oh my.

Don't be jealous of other harem members.

Mo xuanyu: of what?

Yao: nothing. Come on, Xuanyu. It's our time.

Now, tell me something else. Then I'll clean you.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is magnificent and very wise. He's the epitome of sophistication.

Yao: excellent darling.

*gently licks away the blood on his neck*

Mo xuanyu: *turning red with blush* Yao gege.

Yao: shhhh. *rests his hands on his shoulders* be quiet.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege you're so stunning, and gorgeous! I can't help myself! I got to blush.

Yao: what did your Yao gege say?

Mo xuanyu: I'll stay quiet.

Yao: good. You may speak when I clean your arms.

Mo xuanyu: yes. Yao gege you're so gentle.

Yao: *continues licking*

While licking gently, he elegantly rests his hands on xuanyu's shoulders. And Xuanyu on the other side is just loving it!

Yao: *lifts up his arm, then leans in and does the same* A-Yu. What did you call me in the beginning?

Mo xuanyu: as Yao gege.

Yao: *licks* no.

Mo xuanyu: uhh.....

Yao: when you said, I missed you, my....

Mo xuanyu: right! My emperor.

Yao: beautiful.

Mo xuanyu: you like it?

Yao: mhm. Pretty much.

Mo xuanyu: emperor.

Yao: ah.

You're all clean now.

Mo xuanyu: *disappointed* really? No. I'm still bleeding. Look at my wrists.

Yao: how could I have forgotten. So careless of me.

Mo xuanyu: no you weren't careless, Yao gege.

Yao: *licking gently*

Mo xuanyu just couldn't help but notice and admire Jin guangyao's flawless bridge, when he bent his head. The impression of the dimples on his cheeks and his eyes hooded by eyelashes.

He was just so handsome, and so gentle.

Yao: is it soothing?

Mo xuanyu: yes it is.

Yao: can you ever disagree with me *laughs*

Mo xuanyu: it's a sin to disagree with you.

Yao: oh my. A-Yu. You Crack me up.

*wipes mouth* ah, delightful.

Now to untie you.

Mo xuanyu: would I still be able to spend time with you?! I hope you don't run me.

Yao: I'll never run you. You can stay as long as you like.

Mo xuanyu: ok that's great, Yao gege!

He unties him, then mo xuanyu rests his head on his shoulder and hugs him.

Mo xuanyu: emperor, I'm sore?

Yao: *lovingly* it will ease.

*strokes head*

Mo xuanyu: but you make it feel better.

Yao: good.

*humming*

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, you have the cutest little nose.

Yao: thank you.

Mo xuanyu: and the cutest dimples. Can I kiss them?

Yao: certainly.

But be gentle with them. They're my dimples.

Mo xuanyu: sure. I'll be gentle with my emperor's dimples.

*kisses*

Yao: excellent work. You're very sweet.

~~

Yaoyu

Head Eunuch Li enters again with the concubine plaque to present to his Huangdi. Meng Huangdi's throne room however had three halls connecting it, and the old, short hulijing Eunuch is just comically throttling down the hallway (with his little legs) and a whisk in his hand. Meng Yao however was done talking to Shen Jiu about somefhing.

Shen Jiu: Here he comes again. *opens fan* Are your eunuchs bored?

Yao: Nop. They're just preoccupied with their emperor's love life.

He knew I slept with Huanghou already.

She Jiu: Those eunuchs are definitely gossiping about you! Shall I whip them for your amusement?

Yao: You don't need to. My eunuchs would never gossip about their emperor.

I also want to keep them in my clasp. Historically, eunuchs seize power and I don't want that to happen. So it's best we treat them nicely.

Shen Jiu: One crucial question. Are they castrated?

Yao: Ew no. That's inhumane, and there will be urine everywhere.

Not in my fragrant palace.

Shen Jiu: Agreed.

Yao: But they still can't have children, and must live as monks.

Xue yang: Jiggy, why don't you just ask us out. You don't need a plaque!

Shen Jiu: No, you're right. He needs a restraining order.

Yao: Certainly not. Xue yang is a gremlin, yes, but he makes me laugh.

Mo xuanyu: Shen Qingqiu! Stop being bitter! This is the time for love and romance.

Shen jiu: Love and romance are the same thi- Nevermind.

Su she: Huangdi, who will you pick this time?

Yao: Soon you'll see, Shanshan.

Eunuch Li: *bows* Huangdi, this mere servant requests you to select a concubine. Again.

This time, I think that team dimple had sabotaged the plaques.

Yao: Not again.

Su she: How dare you accuse us! You old fox!

Mo Xuanyu: W..what proof do you have!

Xue yang: You better stay in your lane, if you know what's good for you.

Eunuch Li: Pardon! Pardon team dimple, but your names are there thrice each!

i've been going and saying hi, and trying to get its attention so xe will front again, but it isn't and im just so tired , the last time i even spoke to my a-yao was last month when i graduated and i never heard from it again

someone there decided to just block everyones memories and now no one remember and a-yao doesnt rememerb and i dont want to be hree if i ont have na a-yao oto go back to and im so frustrated and i just want a-yao i want a-yao