#diminox

AN UNEXPECTED APPARITION BY THE GOD OF MAGIC Shortly after the party, the god of magic and his friends appeared to me in my dreams (once again, against my will) They congratulate me for the victory against Diminox, but they also wanted their divine powers back, because they were tired to be adorable and cuddly animals, so I said: “Okay, then” and I gave them back their powers. That was enough for them to recover their original appearances and said: “Glad this shit is finally over.” The god of magic thanked me in a special manner, and I replied him that even when I was a FUCKING AWESOME dude, I wouldn´t have been able to defeat Diminox without the help of my father, my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire. “You have grown up a lot since we met for the first time…” the god of magic said. “It seems you will be a great king for the wizard planet…” “Yeah, about that…” I replied him. “I was wondering if there wasn´t any way in which I could be spared of being the king of the wizard planet, because, you know, I don´t care that much about that planet and I found it to be…kind lame and stupid. No offense…” “But you won the wizard tournament!” the god of magic replied me. “Is your obligation to fulfill your destiny as the king of wizard people!” “Come on!” I replied him. “Isn´t there any other choice? I mean…Griffith have been a great king during all the time I was absent…” “Oh well!” the god of magic said. “Just give me some time to solve that problem. See ya in two weeks!”  “Wait! There is something more I want to ask you!” I said. “What?”  “Won´t you return my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire to earth? After all, you brought them all along with me, without their consent…” “I´ll do it tomorrow, so you will have more time to say goodbye to them…” the god of magic answered me, and then he disappeared. After that I woke up.

A CELEBRATION IN WIZARD CITY Once we were back at wizard city, Griffith and the other survivors received us with glee and joy, making that night a big celebration in our honor.  Everyone was happy for the defeat of Diminox/Abominox and I was so happy for our FUCKING AWESOME victory that I only killed a few ponies that night.

RETURNING TO OUR TIME The people from the planets that were under attack were happy for surviving the attack of Abominox, and they wanted to celebrate with us. However, they were very confused and fucking Harry Grimoire tried to explain them the situation telling them that we were the legendary seven Sonichu ball heroes, and referred Abominox as Diminox, but before he could reveal them that we were from another time, another interdimensional portal was opened as a consequence of the energies unleashed in our last battle, and we realized that it was a gate back to our time, so we said goodbye to that people and returned to the present.

MY FATHER SACRIFICES HIS LIFE “Fucker, you think I will allow you to do that?” I screamed, trying to attack Diminox despite the intense agony I was suffering, but my attack was still ineffective against that bastard, who become furious and attacked me with a deadly technique which had a completely unpronounceable name: “DIE, MAX WOLF!” Diminox screamed as he attacked me. I was totally sure that I was going to die  But then… My father who until that moment was under the control of Diminox remembered his true identity as a Pokémon and also remembered me. After doing an incredible effort, he reunited all his energies and attacked Diminox, being able to actually hurt him. “BASTARD, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!” Diminox screamed as he vaporized my father with one energy ray. Seeing the sudden and violent death of my father angered me a lot, triggering my transformation into a fucking monstrous creature which was almost as powerful as Diminox. Under that new form, I attacked that bastard, but he resisted the buffeting of my rage. “YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME, MAX WOLF REVOLUTIONS!” Diminox screamed as he transformed into a fucking big abomination which looked like a dragon with 100 heads and 200 wings, which seemed completely indestructible, but I didn´t wanted to give up, so I continued fighting against him even if there wasn´t any chance to defeat him. In that moment, my father´s spirit talked directly to my soul: “Max Wolf, my son. We are finally together once again…” “But dad…You are dead…” I told him. “Even if I am dead, I still can grant you all my strength and memories to you, son…That will you the power you need to defeat this fucking son of bitch!!!” And after the spirit of my dad made that announcement, he granted me his powers and memories, and in that way I was able to know what happened to him during all the time I was trying to find him: After the explosions which separated us back then in the world were both came from, my father was left badly hurt in the middle of one forest, where he was found by a young Pokémon trainer called Kel, who cured his wounds. The explosion made him lost his memories, so he stayed with Kel as part of her Pokémon team. Some years later, the Pokemon team from that evil scientist which I killed when I became a monsters found Kel and her Pokémon when they were having a picnic in Pallet town. They confused my father with me, so they tried to kill him, murdering Kel and some of her Pokémon in the process. My dad was left unconscious by the monster who tried to kill him, but then Diminox intervened, realizing that my dad wasn´t actually me, but one of my relatives. From his interdimensional prison he telepathically ordered the six monsters to keep my dad as a hostage, because he was planning to use him against me. The monsters tried to disobey him, and Diminox punished them transforming into the six-headed monster which I destroyed before I went ot my final battle against Diminox in Stonedhenge. After that, he ordered another one of his servants (who was a magician disguised as a human) to train him, in order to make him powerful enough to destroy me. His plan was to make my father kill me as part of his revenge, and once my father was strong enough to fight against me, he killed his master and ate his skin and innards. Diminox then transformed him into a human and granted him a lot of new powers to fight against me…Once Diminox decided that he was strong enough to battle me, he sent him to wizard planet…The whole deal about Eian´s rebellion was only a trick from Diminox to set a battle between my father and I…And after our fight…He started to remember his life as a Pokémon, but Diminox torturing him for not being able to kill me. Seeing how my father was tortured by Diminox enraged me a lot, and my rage made me to achieve an even more powerful transformation: The Mega God form!

THE FINAL BATTLE STARTS We then used our best strongest techniques against Diminox, but none of our attacks had any effect on our enemy, who just laughed like the bastard he was and then used one of his vile techniques to create some kind of storm made of evil energy which immobilized us, much to our chagrin. “Fucking bastard!” I tried to scream, but before I could do that, Diminox used once again his evil energies to torture us, almost killing me, along with my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire. “You lost this battle, Max Wolf!” Diminox said in a taunting way. “Not even all your powers combined were able to defeat me…And now, before I kill you, I will reveal you the truth about myself…” “Oh. Fuck…”I replied Diminox. “Don´t tell me that you are going to torture us with your idiotic backstory…” “Not only that…I will also explain you with great detail my ultimate plan to destroy the universe in order to completely rebuild it at my own image and likeness! And it will be a very long explanation and you will have to listen all of it!” “Fuck, why you just don´t kill us already? That will be better than having to hear a lot of retarded shit which I don’t ‘care about…” “SHUT UP, MAX WOLF!!!” Diminox replied me angrily, using his evil energies to electrocute me once again. “I won´t you to suffer! A lot! And that´s because…” “…Because you actually are one of the evil demon Pokémon owned by my old enemy, Solomon Phoenix.” I interrupted Diminox. “I already knew that, retard…One of your servants, the six-headed motherfucker was the one who revealed me that…” “SHUT UP, MAX WOLF!!! DON´T DARE TO INTERRUPT ME WHILE I AM TALKING! ONLY RUDE AND UNCIVILIZED PEOPLE DO THAT!” Diminox screamed as he used his evil powers to torture me, causing me an intense pain which made me bleed profusely, and left me agonizing.

GOING TO STONEDHEDGE One hour later after breakfast, my friends and I(and also fucking Harry Grimoire) were finally ready to go to Stonedhenge, the place where we will have our decisive battle against Diminox. Ignoring the complaints made by Darkbind Sonichu, we used the seven Sonichu balls to transform ourselves into the legendary seven Sonichu ball heroes: Thanks to the powers of my god mode form my friends and I were able to fly, so flew directly to Stonedhenge. Some reptilian wizards riding on Vere Celen dragons tried to stop us, but we completely destroyed them with ease.

THE FIGHT AGAINST THE SIX-HEADED MONSTER “Fucker, how you were able to found me here, on the wizard planet?” I asked the six headed monster. “We joined forces with other Pokémon who also wanted to kill you in order to avenge their dead master; called Solomon Phoenix…One of them was the demon god dragon Diminox, which transformed us into a super powerful monster in order to destroy you! We searched you for all the galaxy and cosmos during a long time! But we finally found you and will exterminate you under new six-headed form!” I was fucking surprised to hear that Diminox was actually a Pokémon, and also one of the fucking evil demon Pokémon owned by my old enemy Solomon Phoenix, but I didn´t have to time to think about all those questions, because the six headed monster attacked me once again with one of his deadliest techniques which consisted in a fucking huge ball of energy with the size of a planet: “Die, fucking Max Wolf!” the monster screamed as he threw that huge ball at me, but t with my god form powers I was able to stop that ball and then I used it against the six-headed monster, destroying it instantly. “Fucker, that will teach you to don´t mess with me!” I said, once the battle was over. “Holy crap, Max, how you were able to do that?” My friend Dave asked me, and then I told him about how the god of magic and his friends gave me a big part of their divine power in order to defeat Diminox and save the Universe from destruction. “We don´t have any time to lose! We have to defeat Diminox before is too late!” Dave told me after hearing my story and I answered him: “You don´t have to say it twice, pal!” I said, as I looked at the horizon, knowing that the final battle was closer than ever.

THE SIX HEADED MONSTER “Oh my Celestia, Max Wolf what the fuck are you doing!” fucking Darkbind Sonichu said as I woke up, and then he informed that Wizard city was under attack once again. “What the FUCK?” I asked angrily and then I yelled, while punching Darkbind Sonichu in the face: “Diminox said that I had at least  three days before I had to go to fight with him at Stonedhenge! That fucking liar!” But it turned out that it wasn´t Diminox the one who was attacking the castle! Instead of that, it was some kind of fucking ugly monster with six heads which was just as big as King Kong and looked like if it actually were the combination of six fucking different monsters. “Show yourself, Max Wolf!” that monster said, as it started to cause a violent earthquake on wizard city, destroying many houses.  Some wizards tried to defend their city from that monster using their magic, but they were crushed to death by that disgusting creature which put his big fucking ugly and smelly feet over them, killing them instantly. My friends and fucking Harry Grimoire wanted to fight against that monster, but I ordered them to wait inside Griffith´s house, while I went to fight against that fucking ugly monster which looked at me with disdain. “Max Wolf, I will fucking kill you!” that monster screamed once he saw me, and then that beast did his attack creating a very big energy ball which he used against me: That energy ball had the size of a mountain and it would have been able to destroy the wizard City, but now that I was in my god mode thanks to the help of the god of magic and his friends, I was able to stop the ball with a finger and made it disappear. The six heads of the monster got a “what-the-fuck-dude” expression on their ugly faces, and then I asked the monster with my threatening voice: “Who the fuck are you? Why you are attacking us, fucking monster?” The monster laughed and then he made me the following question as a response: “Don´t you recognize me, Max Wolf?”   And then I replied him: “No, I don´t recognize you, fucker!” but to my surprise the monster was angry for my response, and instead of that, he just laughed and said: “Don´t you remember the time when you were an ordinary Poochyena and then my master did his experiments on you and your filthy father?” I then remembered that dark part of my life which I wanted to forget, so I asked that disgusting fucker how he knew that, and replied me: “We are the six Pokémon owned by one of the scientist you killed the day you become a monster! That day we failed to kill you, but we promised ourselves to take revenge of you in the name of our defunct master! And now, after all this time, we finally found you to accomplish our goal! ”