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(while eating black beans from wawa)
Me:“This might sound crazy but - My boss: “You don’t have to preface it. It’s coming from you so it’ll sound crazy no matter what.” Me: “These beans taste like -” My boss (knowing I make weird food comparisons all the time) : “Oh God V, - what do the beans taste like?” Me: “Popeyes mashed potatoes.” My boss: How is it that?! AND HOW IS IT SO SPECIFIC?! What is wrong with your taste buds???”
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“Did you ever shave and then it hurts later?”
“Did you ever walk into the bathroom to pee and you turn the light off instead of on?”
Welcome!
I’m V and my favorite job is my full-time job at a comic book store in Philadelphia. After several requests of my manager, I made this funny tumblr for all the weird thoughts I torture him with at work, including recounting my crazy vivid dreams, bad puns, food/sensory comparisons, and especially "Did you ever...?" questions, after which my manager Chris says something weird always follows. Follow this blog and once I reach 100 followers I'll make my first content post. Also please tell me if you want context behind the weird thoughts, or just the thoughts by themselves.
"Did you ever experience liquids differently?...."
"...like, you go to drink water, but then you think about how atoms don't really touch, so it doesn't feel like liquid in your mouth anymore."
My boss: "You stoned?"
I wasn't.
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“Did you ever notice that Wendy’s farts still smell like Wendy’s?”
“Did you ever get scared to open your mouth because you’re afraid bugs will fly in?”
“I feel like I’m in a Campbell’s Soup Commercial”
listening to a song playing by Al B. Sure! at work
