#diaster

Earth (undetermined time)

The war is now over, Megatron and Optimus managed to set aside their differences and have come eye to eye about the destruction they've caused, and Cybertronians now reside both on Cybertron and Earth. Cybertron is being rebuilt, and Earth is now a fairly common destination for trade and travel.

On a whim, Optimus decided that him and the team should go for a vacation. With Cybertron being stable enough for the Autobot leader to take a break, they head for their vacation. Destination: Hawaii.

With the coordinates locked on, they depart in excitement of seeing the waves and sun. Mostly Bee that's absolutely ecstatic, but Optimus and Elita can't help but find it endearing. After all, all Bee's known is fighting and war. This would be the first time he has a chance to see another planet and experience humans and their lifestyle.

What they didn't know, was that Soundwave -even after Megatron relinquished the Decepticon cause, still wanted to mess with Prime. (??? this is so ooc)

Bee would be super hyper adhd excited

Elita and Optimus have been on Earth several times, and are happy to be able to visit it again when it's not in a state of intergalactic warfare.

Someone (soundwave? ravage??) messes with the space bridge coordinates and instead of sending them to hawaii they end up in The Philippines. (Manilla?)

Struggling to understand what the fuck and who the fuck pulled the stunt, they meet a local, Rika. (reader, idk maelid wants me to write x reader, but it was meant for her oc??)

something something plot where they accept what happened with Rika, and decide to explore PH instead.

Often Rika would ride on Elita's alt mode as it's the most similar to a motorcycle. But over time Bee and Rika develop a sibling bond, and finds herself occasionally riding with Bee.

Now that bots are an accepted species on Earth, they're free to roam and transform. Under strict guidelines of course.

One afternoon, as Optimus is driving down the highway, followed with Elita by his side, and bee tagging right after, Rika suddenly hears someone calling out.

"PUTANG INA SI OPTIMUM PRIDE OH, PUKENANG INA SI OPTIMUM PRIDE Æ ÃÈ ÙÊ ĒÛ, "PUTANG INA SI OPTIMUM PRIDE TANGINA, babe is Optimum Pride! Æ ÃÈ ÙÊ ĒÛ!!"

Sure, they're legal to visit, but to see a foreign species is not something you expect everyday.

Chuckling as his vents puff out just a little more. Optimus realizes that a human has noticed and is filming him.

Elita can't help but roll her optics, not that she can in her alt form, but a soft rumble escapes her frame from the satisfaction and excitement of her conjunx being noticed.

Bee and Rika are having a blast following behind. Windows rolled down as they were hollering laughing away. Mimicking the transformation sound as Bee honks back to cheer it on.

The gang goes through several adventures. (adventures to be determined.)

(i want a strip club arc for bee?)

(definitely market arc)

(beach arc, beaches in PH are beautiful) beach arc also involves unhinged drinking

(i want some more Elita and OP adventure exploration too)

Bee grows increasingly to the culture and the environment of The Philippines, Rika crowning him honorary Filipino.

Bee definitely has a Tagbilaran Airport racing arc. (hello earthspark!! filo bee we stan)

MAELID WANTS A DRINKING ARC ELITA BEING TIRED MOM SMOKING DRINKING GIN AND ENERGON WHILE RIDING ON OP'S TRAILER

Eventually the group has bonded so close that one could consider them family. An Earth term, but one familiar to both Optimus and Elita. An intergalactic family with an adopted human.

MAELID IT'S 4AM AND I CANT SLEEP, ALL I CAN THINK OF IS FILO BEE LMAAOO

cAN WE GET ELITA THROWING A SLIPPER AT BOTH OF YOU