Donât Go Running Off Into Danger, Even If I Do pt 4
Aight bitches, thisâll be the first chapter when the title starts to make sense. Dipper and Mabel are complete idiots and manage to get lost in the Ghost Zone trying to find Danny, who knows the place. Also, Tucker and Sam. Iâm contemplating making one of them nonbinary, prolly Tucker. Yup. And Sam may or may not have she/they pronouns. I think thatâs all. Enjoy my chaos.
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Chapter 4
Danny did not sleep. Skulker, Ember, Johnny and Kitty decided it would be a great idea to wreck havoc. Ghosts do need order. They said that they only did it because they have no leader. Danny suspected Clockwork was behind it, but he was too tired to string together much of a coherent thought. So, goodbye sleep schedule! Heâd sleep in Lancerâs class. What was one more detention?Â
He greeted Sam and Tucker at the doors. The Pines Twins also showed up. âDanny, did you get a new girlfriend while we were away?â Sam joked. âShutup. Iâm not in the mood,â Danny grumbled. âOh, itâs cranky pants!â Tucker laughed. They seemed to think his fucked up sleep schedule was a joke. âDonât blame me, blame Skulker and Johnny,â âThose two usually have Kitty and Ember with them,â Sam said. She had a point. âYeah, yeah. You know the gyst. Anyways, this is Mason and Mabel,â He gestured to the twins. âThey accidentally caught me transforming. Also, we have to make a trip to the Ghost Zone,â âCall me Dipper!â âOnce again, Iâm not using your stupid nickname,â âCome on Danny, donât be a dick,â Sam laughed. âBold of you to assume I can be one,â Danny snorted. Tucker slung his arms over the other two. âOnly you get to make trans jokes. And maybe not in earshot of Dash,â They pointed at the quarterback. âEh. Iâm the heir to the Ghost Throne. What can he do?â âYouâre the what now?â Sam and Tucker yelled in unison. âClockwork told me yesterday. Also, theyâre immune to Time Outs,â âHow is that possible?â Sam was confused. Danny didnât blame them. âWe had a run in with Bill Cipher,â Mabel said confidently. âSounds boring. Why would the guy with powers be called Bill?â âYouâre just salty because you got called InvisoBill,â Tucker comforted him. âI have half a mind to reveal myself to the entire school,â âBill was extremely dangerous,â âDanger dorito!â Mabel chimed in. âYou are not helping me take this seriously. Tucker, get off,â Danny shoved Tucker off. They were elbowing him in the ribs. âOh come on, you know you like it. Mwah!â Tucker kissed Dannyâs cheek. Danny became a tomato. âHey! Not in front of the entire school!â He was completely gone. Heâd been dating Tucker for about a month now. âYou guys are dating?â Mabel looked heartbroken. What the fuck? âUhh, yeah. Tuckerâs into guys and Iâm bi. But weâd prefer not to announce it to the entire school,â âYou know what you should announce to the entire school? That youâre Danny Phantom. Only if you take the crown though,â Sam said. âIâm doing it. Jazz said it would be a good idea,â âWeâll need cover then. Dipper, Mabel, you get to guard the portal!â Sam said way too enthusiastically. âTheyâre new! They know nothing about it!â Danny protested. âWell, if itâs anything like Great Uncle Fordâs portal, we can handle it,â Mabel said. âThat shut down the moment he walked out Mabel,â âMy parentsâ Ghost Portal has been going strong for two years!â Danny said. âAnd caused all of the madness in Amity. Never mind half killing you,â Sam said. âThat was entirely your fault,â Danny replied. âI concede to that point,â Sam accepted her fate. âGood. Now, are you guys sure you can handle this?â Danny was skeptical. âYup!â Mason and Mabel said.Â
Sleeping in Lancerâs class was a one way ticket to detention. But what did that matter? At lunch, he ran up to the stage in the caf and transformed in front of the entire school. âFENTON IS PHANTOM?â âHOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?â âIâVE BEEN CRUSHING ON NERD BOY?â Ah, Paulina. âAnywho, now that youâre all done panicking, yeah, itâs true. Tell whoever the fuck you want. Iâm tired of lies and secrets. Also, Iâm trans!â He flew off. He had to deal with a ghost. Val caught up with him before long. âAre you a complete idiot?!â âYup. But hey, who gives a fuck. Wes might get a kick out of it,â âYouâre going to get yourself killed!â âBeen there done that Val,â âWhy?!â âTurns out Iâm the heir to the Ghost Throne. Who the fuck is gonna mess with the all powerful Ghost King?â âYou arenât yet!â âI will be by the time school is over. Clockwork told me heâd help me out if I needed it,â The GAV came up under him. âDANIEL FENTON! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!â His mom yelled. âNah, Iâm good. You know, Iâm surprised you didnât notice your own son DIED,â âDanny, donât be like that,â âDonât be like what Dad? Donât be dead? Donât protect Amity from ghosts? Oh! Iâll do you one better, donât panic when you scream that youâll rip me apart molecule by molecule? Now if you donât mind, I didnât sleep last night and the Box Ghost is back,â He rushed into the fight before they could see the tears. âDanny!â He heard his mother howl in anguish. âHey bub. Fought you yesterday. Iâm seriously not in the mood for a fight, so get in the fucking thermos!â He held out the thermos. âBEWARE!â âSHUT UP!â He yelled and became invisible. âDanny, we know youâre there,â Mom said. âSO?! You know, I kinda hoped you would notice, but only Wes was smart enough to notice. I spent two years hiding. Now, Iâve got a Crown of Fire I need to take,â He sped off. There wasnât gonna be more hiding. âWait, like Pariah Dark? Danny, that will corrupt your mind!â âLike being a half ghost has done? Oh, and just FYI, Vlad is half ghost too. Remember Plasmius? Vlad. Have fun!â He sped off for real this time. âVladdieâs a ghost?â Dad looked baffled. Danny sped past the school and grabbed the group. âWas that really the best way to go about that?â Sam said. âYouâre going to be all over the news!â Tucker screamed. âMeh. I was already. At least Iâm not public enemy one anymore!â He dropped the Twins and sped into the portal. Sam and Tucker had put on the Fenton Phones already. âWes is having a field day,â Sam panted. âFigured he would. Letâs go in,â They walked into Pariahâs Keep.âCLOCKWORK!â âAh, I see you made the desicion to come,â âYup. Does there need to be a ceremony or something? Cause I just announced my identity to the entire school,â âLike a fucking dumbass,â Tucker muttered. âBold of you to assume I could be anything but,â âSorry Tuck, Dannyâs right,â âYay! I can be right for once! Take that Jazz!â âAbout your dumbassery,â Tucker groaned. âSemantics. Letâs do this,â âYou just need to place the crown atop your head, then place the ring on your hand. Right hand, ring finger,â âDoes it have to be just like that?â âBad things happen if you do it any other way,â âOkay,â He sighed and did as told. He shivered as the crown became ice and a black billowing cape came off his shoulders. âWeird,â âDude, youâre the Ghost King!â Tucker screamed. âAhh! Advanced hearing! Whereâd that come from?â Danny covered his ears. âWhen you become king, all of your existing abilities become amplified and you gain new ones,â âOh yay. More powers to master,â âOkay, this is great and all, but what does he do now?â Sam said. âMy ears,â Danny cried. âSorry,â She whispered. âYour eyesight will also be advanced. You wonât notice it much here, but in the human world, it will become obvious,â âAnd painful to adjust to,â Danny muttered. âBrrr. Danny, itâs freezing,â Tucker shivered. âIf I was bad at controlling that before, you think I can now?â âSorry dude. Letâs head back,â âI need to tell the people my first rule real quick,â âWhatâs that?â âDonât wreak havoc in the human world. They can still go, but donât do anything that endangers the humans,â âHuh. Good plan,â Sam shivered. âYou sure you canât control that?â âIâm doing what I normally do to fix it times 10!â âSo it could be colder?â Tucker shivered. âGo home and get jackets,â Danny sighed. He pointed and a portal opened. âThe fuck?!â âCongrats dude, you can make portals!â Tucker clapped. âAt least we wonât have to use the Fenton one anymore,â Sam shivered into her shirt. Danny concentrated and made portals directly into their houses. He grinned.Â
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Dipper and Mabel heard footsteps coming into the basement and had no place to hide, so they jumped into the portal. The place was terrifying. âMabel, this is freaky,â Dipper shivered. It was oddly cold. âYou think Grunkle Ford felt this way when he travelled through dimensions?â âNot that he told me,â They both shivered. A strange vehicle came rushing past. âWas it always this cold in here Mads?â Jack Fenton said. âNot that I remember,â She shivered. The temperature fluctuated randomly. âHeâs in here somewhere!â Jack exclaimed and sped off. âThatâs Dannyâs parents! We gotta find him!â They followed the strange machine.Â
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Sam and Tucker took five minutes to get jackets. Heâd managed to grab Jazz in the mean time. âHoodie. Iâm not wearing the stupid jumpsuit with this cape,â âSince when do you have a fashion sense?â Sam laughed. âSince never. I just like the hoodie more,â He pulled the hood up. The temperature went up. âHey! Thatâs neat,â It went down again. âHeh,â âDonât get excited until you figure this out better,â Tucker groaned. âDeal,â He laughed nervously. âOkay, how do I get them all to come here? Iâm not the greatest at this,â âJust yell announcement. That usually makes them teleport directly here,â Clockwork said. Danny obliged. His voice was really loud. âI guess thatâs another one to add to the list,â He chuckled. All the ghosts in the Zone teleported to his feet. They grumbled. âUh, hi guys. Iâm not very good at this royalty thing, so Iâm only gonna really give you one new rule. Iâll get rid of all the stupid rules later. Just, uh, donât wreak havoc in the human world. Donât endanger humans. Like, you can still go, but avoid being dangerous,â âKing Phantom, are you sure thatâs the best plan? You are going to enforce rules that protect us from the humans too, arenât you?â Doraâs voice rang through. âOh shit. The whole guys in white incident a while back. Yeah, Iâll come up with something,â He rubbed his temples. âAlso, can I get some help learning how to make it less freezing all the time?â âOf course Great One. The people of the Far Frozen would love to help,â Frostbite said. âThanks Frostbite?â He grinned. At least until he saw the Spectre Speeder pull up. Fuck. âLook at all these ghosts! Iâve gotta catch a few!â His dad yelled. The ghosts looked terrified. âHey! You arenât going to do that! HOW DARE YOU?!â Danny sped down to the Speeder. âDanny, I canât believe you arenât trying to capture these ghosts for science!â Jack said. The world became very, very cold. âThese are sentient people that you just decided to barge in on! Youâre always like this! And itâs my job to protect them just as much as I protected you! GET OUT OF THE ZONE NOW!â He screamed. âDanny, calm down. We just want to help you,â âNo you donât. I wonât let you endanger ghosts for âscienceâ. Itâs cruel and wrong. Would you do that to a human?â âOf course not. But ghosts arenât sentient. Their emotions arenât real. Just displays put on to convince you that they have them,â âHOW. DARE. YOU! You have no right to barge in here and threaten these people. Some of them may have harmed you, but the way you act like theyâre nothing, like they arenât standing here right now, is horrible. This is Frostbite,â He grabbed Frostbite. â He leads a stable society in the Far Frozen. Heâs never left the Ghost Zone and never once harmed me. You know what the first thing he did when he met me? He gave me a hug. And you would torture him just for being a ghost. You think you know everything, but you know NOTHING! LEAVE NOW!â âDanny, is this really how you feel?â Maddie looked sad. âGet. Out. Iâm destroying the portal on your way out. If I EVER find you back here, I will not hesitate to cause harm,â âThe crownâs already begun to corrupt you!â Jack protested. âNo, my views havenât changed. You hurt ghosts. You hurt me! Iâm trying my hardest all the time all you care about is your beliefs,â âTheyâre true!â âNo, most of them arenât. You donât even bother talking to a ghost. Ghost have feelings, feel pain, have a society. Maybe itâs different than what youâre used to, but that doesnât invalidate it,â Danny sighed again. âJust leave,â He turned around and flew back up to the chunk of land. âDanny...â âDIDNâT HEAR ME?! LEAVE!â He whipped around and yelled.Â
Sam, Tucker and Jazz followed him into the castle. He stared at Pariahâs sarcophagus. âDanny, I know that was difficult, but you were right to do it,â Jazz put her hands on his shoulders. He mustâve been freezing. âThey really donât listen. I have no clue what Iâm doing, but I do know that the ghosts have a right to my protection,â He heard screaming. âYou know whatâs weird? If I close my eyes tight enough, I can see all over the Zone. And I think the Twins got lost in here,â âLetâs go get them,âÂ
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The Fentons came rushing past again. They didnât seem to have Danny though. âI canât believe heâs protecting ghosts!â Maddie sobbed. âHeâs gonna destroy our lifeâs work!â âI know,â All of a sudden, Danny appeared before them. âHey guys. Get lost?â He smiled. The crown floating above his head serving as a daunting reminder. âYeah, we were trying to find you to warn you about your parents,â âI dealt with them,â The temperature fluctuated again. âSorry, my hands are cold. But you need to get home,â He opened a portal and they flew threw it. He teleported away.Â
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He went down to the basement and destroyed the portal. His parents looked mortified. âFinally. I wonât be constantly reminded how I died,â He sighed. Maddie and Jack said nothing. âHumph,â He teleported away and made a portal back to the Zone.
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Aight. That do be a chapter bitches. Iâll make a tag for it now. Just the acrynom, but meh.












