#johnny 13

late Dannyversary drawing for all of you 💚

I might use this in one of my fics but it popped in my head and now I need to share. Putting this in my Life on the farm context with Danny Kent;

Johnny likes to flirt. He doesn’t care if you’re a girl, a boy, or undecided, he just really likes to flirt.

And while he may love Kitty, he also really appreciates a well cut figure.

So when he takes a drive through metropolis on his way to fight Phantom, he can’t help but flirt a bit with the hot hero flying around in that tight costume.

He probably should have realized something was off when Kitty didn’t scold him for flirting.

Instead, he’s interpreted mid-flirt, the hot hero’s face a bright red, by the unmistakable sound of boss music.

“Ancients! You didn’t leave ANYTHING to the imagination when you made that-“ he froze mid-air as the hero floundered. “Why do I hear boss music?”

He looks down and sees that Kitty has hi-jacked some rando’s speakers and yells “babe! Why are you playing boss music??”

Kitty just smirks and points behind Johnny. He doesn’t really get a chance to see what she was pointing at before Phantom was on him a feral beast.

Johnny struggled to escape, his hands leaving trails in the concrete as Phantom picked him up from the ground.

“I FUCKING WARNED YOU JOHNNY!” He roared as he beat the shit out of the blonde ghost. He threw him across town, phasing him through the buildings.

“FIRST MY BIG SISTER, NOW MY BROTHER?!?!?!” He screamed as Johnny called for shadow. He barely escaped before Phantom let loose a massive ecto blast.

“IF I EVER CATCH YOU FLIRTING WITH MY SIBLINGS AGAIN, NOT EVEN SHADOW’LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU!!!!!”

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When Danny gets back to metropolis he lectures Clark about flirting with ghosts as Lois records the whole thing to use as blackmail later.

"She also wants to get rid of all men?" Zatanna repeated.

"Sounds familiar," Wonder Woman said in amusement.

"Can we please focus?" Johnny snarled. "Kitty is in danger! If we don't do something, she's going to get hurt! Or worse, sad!"

"And all men are going to disappear," Danny said, staring at Johnny with a dry look.

Johnny blinked and then shrugged. "That too."

Constantine pinched his nose. "So we have to save the girlfriend of some random edgy ghost who doesn't wash his hair? What has our group turned into?"

Both Johnny and his shadow reared up in fury, glaring at Constantine. "Watch your words, you—"

"Alright!" Danny interrupted. "No need for arguing, guys. Johnny and Kitty are one of mine and they need the help. Not to mention that it's Circe who took her. If she's able to use Kitty's powers for her own, then it'll be a disaster!"

Wonder Woman nodded regally. "Understood, Phantom. Circe is one of my enemies and I will help retrieve Kitty back. Shall we discuss the plan?"

Johnny muttered something rude under his breath but nodded, him and his shadow both settling back into a stormy calm. "Got it. Let's get my Kitty back before she gets hurt."

Constantine sighed but then said, "Alright. Let's hope that Circe hasn't unlocked the ability to understand ghost powers yet."

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Circe stared at the ghostly woman in front of her who was sobbing and screaming, throwing a tantrum that wouldn't be stopped.

Circe curiously threw a spell at her to see if it would do anything.

The spell bounced off and the woman gave another wail that could blow out anyone's eardrums, still flailing her limbs.

"Where's Johnny?! I want my Johnny! How dare you keep me here!!"

Circe looked up at the ceiling for divine help.

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