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♊️ twinarmageddons reblogged

♊️ twinarmageddons

all of you iidiiot2 need two 2hut up about computer2 unle22 you know what you're talkiing about. ii 2wear ii 2aw 2ome guy telliing people two pour water on theiir keyboard2 two clean them.

♉️ adiostoreador

uH,,,

iS THAT NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, uH, dO IT,

♊️ twinarmageddons

oh my fuckiing god 2ome people are actual iidiiot2

#ii mean come on you actually beliieved that

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♑️ terminallycapricious

wAsSuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs???

#HoNk

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♌️ arseniccatnip reblogged

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < hiii!!!

:33 < my name is nepeta leijon, and this is my furst post!

:33 < i like shipping, and rolepurrlaying, and hunting

:33 < i have troll pawtism, so i might not be the best at understanding things. sorry if i get confused!

:33 < i also do art, and my commissions are open! purrlease don't ask me to draw trolls pailing, i'm only 6

:33 < bye! :33

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT YOUR FULL NAME IN YOUR PINNED POST.

DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF GRUMBLR IS NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME, YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

wwhy is your text grey

♋️ carcinogeneticist

I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE, FISH FACE.

🤡 i-say-honk Follow

hOnK!

♋️ carcinogeneticist

FUCK OFF, TC, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.

THIS STUPID "GIMMICK BLOG" ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < @carcinogeneticist @caligulasaquarium @i-say-honk kill yourselves

#:33 < :33

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♍️ grimauxiliatrix reblogged

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

im dead n0w

♍️ grimauxiliatrix

Mood

#Honestly I Cant Believe I Made It Through This Week Alone

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♋️ carcinogeneticist reblogged

👻 ectobiologist Follow

hi! how do i use this app?

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HUMAN ALERT.

@human-alarm

👤 human-alarm Follow

BEEP

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♋️ carcinogeneticist reblogged

♐️ centaurstesticle Follow

D -> The day we stop valuing horses is the day society collapses

♐️ centaurstesticle

D -> @cuttlefishculler Perhaps I do share some interests with the protagonist of the new popular movie starring Troll Ryan Gosling

D -> If anything that would be a compliment

D -> Not that that's something a f001 such as yourself would understand

♓️ cuttlefishculler Follow

)(-EY, I was just joking around. No need to start being c-rude!!! 380

♏️ arachnidsgrip Follow

Protagonist!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What movie did you watch? 8ecause 8ar8ie is defin8ly the hero of the one I saw, hooves-for-8rains.

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

i liked the 0ne with the b0mb m0re

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

rustblood, opinion disregarded

♋️ carcinogeneticist

BLATANT HEMOPHOBIA ASSIDE, ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE OP'S URL?

♊️ twinarmageddons

forget that, cc ii2 the ACTUAL HEIIRE22

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOLY SHIT, WHO CARES.

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♏️ arachnidsgrip reblogged

♏️ arachnidsgrip

You know, I think the murders were good for me.

♎️ gallowscalibrator Follow

VR1SK4, YOU K1LL3D 31GHTY-31GHT P3OPL3.

♏️ arachnidsgrip

Yeah, 8ut I'm over it now. It doesn't effect me anymore.

#I've moved on.

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♉️ adiostoreador reblogged

💽 turntechgodhead Follow

man i cant believe troll steve jobs died of ligma

♉️ adiostoreador

An Ask Gam3 For All My D3ar Trolls On Grumblr! (H3moanon Fri3ndly!)

📏 - Height

📐 - Horn size

👂 - Ear shape

🦷 - What kind of teeth do you have

🎀 - Hair colour

💅 - Skin colour

🦋 - Do you have wings

🦨 - Do you have a tail

🥩 - Favorite food

🥛 - Favorite drink

🍵 - Have you ever ingested sopor slime

🍯 - Have you ever ingested mind honey

🖋️ - Do you have or want tattoos

💍 - Do you have or want piercings

🐛 - Do you have any photos of you as a wriggler you’d be willing to share

🩸 - Do you have any scars or birthmarks you’d be willing to share

🤝 - Who is your best friend/enemy

❤️ - Relationship status

❤️‍🔥 - Biggest turn ons

💔 - Biggest turn offs

🛹 - Do you have any hobbies

🎥 - Favorite movie

📖 - Favorite book

🧩 - Favorite game

🎮 - Favorite video game

🪞 - What you love most about yourself

⭐️ - Dream job

🤍 - Your relationship with your Lusus/How do you feel about your Lusus?

🧺 - Your idea of a perfect date

🔥 - Your biggest pet peeve

🧸 - Favorite toy

🐾 - Do you have any pets

🎨 - Draw yourself!!

🏳️‍🌈 - What is your sexuality (by human understanding)

🏳️‍⚧️ - What are your pronouns

💝 - Your ideal troll/what you find attractive in a troll

🚩 - What do you consider to be red flags in a troll

📍 - Where you would like to live

😈 - Do you believe in ancestors

🐟 - Thoughts in seadwellers

🏝️ - Thoughts on landdwellers

💊 - Have you ever gotten sick

🔑 - What is the key to your heart/the key to getting on your good side

🤷 - A random fact about literally anything

Would anyone on grumblr care for a Alternia-set RP on discord? No sgrub, just trolls on Alternia. And if so, would anyone care to help me, a baby homestuck fan with limited understand of Alternia's worldbuilding, set it up? If yes, DM me or reblog what you think should be added/done/whatever. If not, I'm gonna bullshit my way through making this roleplay and it's gonna be so god damn canon divergent it'll be unrecognizable /silly

NASTY FUCKING VERMIN EVERYWHERE IM GETTING TIRED OF IT THERES NO FUCKING REPRIEVE THIS IS MEANT TO BE A SAFE SPACE BUT EVERY NIGHT I WAKE UP AND SEE MUTIES RUNNING AROUND BRAGGING ABOUT ~how uniquely fucked up~ THEY ARE IM SICK OF IT! IM SICK OF IT IM A NORMAL EMPRESS FEARING CITIZEN OF ALTERNIA WHY IS THIS SO CONTROVERSIAL TO SAY!!!

I HATE ALL OF YOU I HATE MUTANTS I HATE BEING HERE I HATE BEING ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME THESE FREAKS ARE YOURE ALL DISGUSTING