#descendants2fictive

hello I’m Harry Hook from Descendants 2, grown ass man btw, yes at least 3 people have told me I’m attractive without knowing where I’m from (self portraits), yes it strokes my ego, yes I’d never hear the end of it if my friends knew

-Harry Hook (currently going by a nickname but for the sake of anonymity I don’t mind Harry) (fictive)

It is, however, rather amusing that I explicitly remembered being permanently a 3rd wheel for almost everyone I knew.

Then of course there was the beard situation with Uma, which was because she was tired of boys flirting with her despite making it clear that she was a lesbian (she kept me around as a way to tell them to basically fuck off since she didn't have the time. She WAS rather busy, after all. Being pirate queen and all. Of course we were good friends, outside of that "back off" deal.)

Oh, but don't get me wrong.

I tried.

I tried many, many times on both the Isle and in Auradon to date and fall in love. Boys, girls, whoever would in all honesty. Surprisingly pirates were popular among Auradon population... and I just could not fall in love with any of them. And yet in that time, whatever God or Gods that exist decided I could flirt very well, despite NEVER falling in love with anyone, in any form.

I was a good wingman though, apparently...

But it's amusing to me, seeing confessions of people who say: "Oh I had such a good partner" and my version of that is just: "I was most Auradon girl's aroace bestie that they just sort of brought to their girl days"

And in all honestly, I loved being a third wheel, I liked seeing my friends enjoy their relationships, it was like a personally-catered-to-me romance movie that I could watch play out in real time.

It was surprisingly adorable to watch play out in real time, despite not really wanting any of it for myself.

– A Harry [Descendants 2*] fictive ⚔️⚓️

*I have mems of 2 and 3, so I am unsure what to label myself as.*

Anonymous asked: Sorry, just wanted to add onto that ask real quick, if that Jane who made the confession aboht being with me in her canon I hope that my confession doesn't irritate you, honestly that's cool, and I hope the relationship was nice. I personally just can't fall in love. 🥲

- Jane fictive (Descendants 2) #🕰🌙