#deremy

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thinking of damon and jeremy’s odd little dynamic.

i imagine it to be what the salvatores would’ve had if katherine hadn’t showed up when damon went home on leave after stefan’s letter about valerie. JNSI excluded.

them having stupid little conversations

“My parents were too busy with Elena.” “So?” Damon says. “Both my parents heavily preferred Stefan, and I still turned out fine.” Jeremy just looks at him.

Jeremy being really messy at the Boarding House and Damon gets annoyed and starts yelling at him to clean up and Jeremy just rolls his eyes and gives him a sassy 'yes mother' and Damon’s just like 'yes I am your mother now clean your fucking room.'

(s5) Damon flopped onto the couch beside Jeremy, looking at the kid with a resigned sort of curiosity. “Ok, spill.” “Huh?” Jeremy startled, flicking a glance towards the open archway leading to the front hall, a move that did not slip Damon’s notice. “Relax. Elena’s gone off to wherever with Blondie. So take a breath and just spit it out. What’s got you acting so weird?” “I’m not acting weird,” Jeremy immediately denied. The vampire scoffed. “Nice try, but somehow, you’re an even worse liar than Stefan.” Jeremy crossed his arms with a huff. “I’m not acting weird, okay? Just drop it!” Damon brought a leg up from where he was sprawled, and jabbed Jeremy in the thigh with his foot. Repeatedly. “You’re sad.” Damon guessed. “Confused… and conflicted, more than slightly intimidated by my awesomeness, and there’s a teensy bit of shame hiding in that guilty little furrowed brow of yours. Oh my god.” He sat up straight, gasping in mock realisation. “Is this a sexuality crisis? Do I need to give you the gay sex talk? Because honestly, that would explain so—“ “What? No! It’s not… That’s- I’m…” Damon raised an eyebrow, clearly indicating for the boy to continue. “I’m not going through a sexuality crisis, or whatever. I’m fine, okay?” Jeremy sighed, silently willing for Damon to leave him alone. Bonnie wasn’t any support, either. All she had done was laugh at him from her spot on Damon’s oh-so sacred reading chair. “Right….” Damon drawled sceptically.

“I don’t know if this is just another one of those ‘coming back from the dead’ things or not, but you definitely weren’t this level of weird the last time Bonica Magica resurrected your punk ass. Are you seeing more ghosts or something? Oh god, is it Kol— is Kol your own personal poltergeist? Damn, that would suck. Tell him to go fuck off to Louisiana, would you? He can go rattle his chains at Marcel or what—“ “I am not being haunted by Kol, Damon.”

(s2) "Remember how I told you I read Elena's diary, because I wanted to find out what her secret was?" Jeremy asks, startling Damon out of his happy lamentation. "Yeah. So?" "Well, I sorta still do it sometimes." Damon widens his eyes in mock horror. "You bad, bad boy," he chides, laughing a little as he takes a swallow of whiskey. “I’ve read all one-hundred-and-seventy-six of Stefan’s. Multiple times. Sometimes I leave comments in the margins. Did you come here to compare notes on invading a sibling’s privacy, or…?”

OMG ANON, I'M SO SORRY BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONGER POST BECAUSE:

First thing I do is search on Google "Jeremy Bradshaw" (Because I didn't knew at all about the Podcast) and just put the name then all this people pop on the results

And I'm like "Da fuck anon, what the---"

And then, I was about to reply to you with a "Uhm, sorry buddy but won't draw crossovers with shows I didn---- wait a minute" Then I remembered that MISHA was in a Podcast and then I google the correct Jeremy so... Here it is

Dean’s method of hitting on the professor is by asking tons of tons of Supernatural lore that he obviously knows about and also invading personal space.

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Meanwhile this is me right now:

Ooh, great question! Rare pairs are one of my favourite things because as much as I love major ships I also love having a little slice of something different, too, something for a more niche market. Some of these are 'bigger' ships I guess but compared to the major ships in the fandom they're still pretty rare, IMO. I've narrowed it down to my top 5.

1. SPN - Jensen Ackles/Colin Ford ... surely this needs no explanation! 😍

2. SPN - Winkline, especially Jack/Dean or Sam/Jack/Dean, bonus for incest! 😇

3. Teen Wolf - Halecest, Derek/Peter, hot af, and yeah, incest! LOL 🐺

4. TVD/TO - Klelijah, Klaus/Elijah ... come on, you're getting the theme, right? 😉

5. TVD - Deremy, Damon/Jeremy. Banging your crush's brother is all kinds of wrong, even more so when she becomes your GF but fuck if that's not pseudo incest and hot as hell fire! 😍