Dec 11, 2015
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Dear Sociopaths,
Is this where I insert the frowny face?
Talk soon,
Emotionally and Emoticon-ally Illiterate
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Dear Illiterate,
Why was the frowny face ever gone to begin with?
Love,
Sociopaths
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:(
Dear Sociopaths,
Is this where I insert the frowny face?
Talk soon,
Emotionally and Emoticon-ally Illiterate
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Dear Illiterate,
Why was the frowny face ever gone to begin with?
Love,
Sociopaths
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Dear Sociopaths,
Am I allowed to like Mountain Dew unironically?
SWAK,
A Confused Dew Fan
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Dear Dew,
We don't fucking know. Conduct a formal poll and get back to us. Thanks.
Love,
Sociopaths
What not to wear
Dear Sociopaths,
What should I wear to dinner with my boyfriend's parents for the first time?
Signed,
Clueless Dining Companion
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Dear Clueless,
Wear your smallest dress. This way, you will be both inappropriately dressed and exceedingly uncomfortable as the food expands your stomach. You're welcome!
Love,
Sociopaths
Spoiler alert
Dear Sociopaths,
Is it OK to spoil an 8-second joke three weeks after an episode airs? Sincerely,
Loyal TV Viewer
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Dear Viewer,
Why yes, spoil everything always because nothing is sacred and also people who care too much about spoilers are the absolute worst.
Love,
Sociopaths