#dearest readers

Maybe someday I'll write an AU where Jackson Bentley doesn't piss off both Ali and Feisal. But 1991 post-Gulf War is not that day. 😔

Eloise dumping Cressida at the first sign on conflict.

So many plotlines. So many that a few faded unceremoniously into the background.

Cressida’s downfall. It felt lazy and like a cop out.

Did Eloise grow at all?

Queen Charlotte had nothing to do all season.

It took too long for Benedict’s purpose this season to show itself.

I hate that the Mondrichs gave up a big part of what made them special to fit in with a bunch of paper dolls.

Not enough Polin.

Too many characters vying for a story.

It seems our little poll has ended in the most entertaining possible disaster.

A tie

Carrot and Boss have somehow reached the finish line together, which means there is only one reasonable solution.

A final round

A very quick, very necessary broadcast shall be made shortly, and a new poll will follow.

🥕 Carrot vs. 💢 Boss

Choose wisely, dearests.

Or choose chaotically.

I must say.

This is exquisite.

A poll nearing its final hour. Two competitors tied at the top. One moderator questioning a man’s screen settings. One dignified skeleton losing his patience. One gremlin farming notes from a public disaster.

Truly, I could not have arranged a better performance myself.

Please continue.

Reblog. Vote. Argue. Choose poorly. Choose beautifully.