Words Liberate

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

Y/N: I know I've been talking about Simon all morning, but another thing I love about Simon is that he just gets me Gaz: Can he come get you right now?

Y/N: You'd really do that for me? Ghost: I'd do a lot of things to you Y/N: ..You mean for me? Ghost: That too

is he acting out of character or did you get too attached to a headcanon

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

Wow 🫣