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bat boys 🦇
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beak boy beak boy
just figuring out helmet cowl things
Thinking about that idea of Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, and Damian all getting deaged and being menaces again.
Imagine Bruce gets an emergency call from the Justice League and they need him really bad. Bruce needs a babysitter. But a ratio of 1:5 seems a bit low. Considering that one is an acrobatic, another has issues with authority, one can't talk or understand speech and won't eat or play unless you tell her to, one is a baby, and the other is Tim. Even with Alfred's help it would be a handful.
So he enlists none other than Steph and Duke to watch over them while he's away. They both have babysitting experience but if they need any thing, he stresses that they should call him. But Steph and Duke are like, "It's just kids, and we're vigilantes, we can handle this."
They can barely handle it.
Eventually, they play a game of bulldog (the game where someone is a bulldog and the others have to run to the other side of an area and not get tagged. If they are, they have to join the bulldogs). The 4 kids are the bulldogs while Steph and Duke are the runners. The kids are thinking this is easy, but Steph and Duke do pull some tricks and give them a struggle.
Eventually, the kids are tuckered out and they go inside for a movie and most of the kids fall asleep.
Steph and Duke are also tired, but manage to stay awake, especially because Duke has a baby Damian sleeping on his chest. Until...
Damian blows out his diaper.
Then they really debate calling Bruce home.
Just thinking about how Bruce would probably meet with anybody on a lower level who stole from Wayne Enterprises and the employee is scared because, well this is Gotham, are they going to get a ballpeen hammer to the knees? Arrested? Blacklisted? And then no, it's Bruce Wayne coming by to ask simply "why?" and he listens, the employee probably gets mad because what does he know about shit like the cost of living or fuel? And he's just nodding and if he gets mad, it's about your shitty landlord upping the rent or the unpaid medical bills you got, and Bruce often doesn't fire you or call in the police? No? He just tells you to head back to work when you feel up to it, apologises if WE made any situation they were in worse and you get a raise too? Those bills are cleared? Therapy to get you through the stress? Absolutely. Just Bruce who cares about his employees and wants to help them.
robert pattinson once again slayed when he said he reads scripts cozily imagining himself as a moviegoer and looks forward to watching it more than acting in it and then he giggled i love him
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Hiiii! Could I please request a smau with the bats for if reader is the type to practically narrate their life over text? Like, incessant texting almost daily to update their lover on their life/complain/ramble
a day in the life
IN WHICH... you love to give your boyfriend a play-by-play of your day!
warnings: fluff, f!reader, established relationship, pet names, reader is mentioned to be 25 but it'll make sense in context—this detail is not crucial to the reading/understanding of the SMAU! that's all i can think of
a/n: hi anon! since each boy's SMAU is like 20 pics and i can only put 30 per post, i'm doing each boy in a separate post! i'll link them all here once each bat has their SMAU posted :)))