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For starters, I'd say Ehren's the Jackass guy you're most likely to meet in a cute romcom-y way. I can see him accidentally bumping into you at a park and offering to buy you a coffee to apologize, or maybe making eye contact with you from across a store and being so flustered by you and nervously coming over to start up a conversation where he can (hopefully) ask you for a date. He's very sweet and sincere in a way that's incredibly endearing, and I don't think he'd have any issues charming you by just being himself!

Adorable, traditional dates! Ehren would bring you flowers, pay for everything and open all the doors for you on your first date, and you'd assume he was just doing it because it's the first one — but then he'd do it again on the second date, and the third, and the fourth, and after the fifth or sixth time you'd realize that's just what Ehren does when he takes you on any date. I think he'd really like getting to take you out in romantic, classic ways; nice restaurants with rooftop seating and fancy wine, a sweet picnic in the park with sandwiches he made himself, or maybe a horror movie at a theater so you'll hold onto his arm and bury your face in his chest when you get scared.

Ehren moving very quickly in terms of introducing you to the Jackass guys. I think he'd be super eager to have them meet the person he cares so much for, and I also think part of him would be excited to show them that someone as amazing as you loves him and doesn't find him annoying or want to hurt him like the Jackass guys do. He'd have brought you up countless times before introducing you anyway, so the guys would already know a lot about you and would be sure to joke around about how it was nice to put a face to the name Ehren wouldn't shut up about. I think the guys would like you, but would still give you shit and act confused about why you're with him. If you got really upset, they'd probably just double down, but I think if you just gave them shit back and were confident in yourself and in your love for Ehren, they would respect it and eventually back off a bit.

Ehren getting jealous easily, and everyone knowing about it. He's not the type to get angry or take it out on you or anything, but he gets very anxious and visibly annoyed with whoever's flirting on you and causing his jealousy, especially when it's one of the Jackass guys. Some of them find it hilarious to "jokingly" put an arm around you and compliment you in an overly flirty way, or to tell Ehren that he's got competition and needs to watch out, all because they know it'll get him silently fuming. Whoever or whatever is making Ehren jealous, he really just needs you to reassure him and give him a nice big kiss so he knows you have no interest in anyone except him.

Ehren getting a lot more confrontational and angry with the guys whenever you're involved because of how protective he feels toward you. The guys tend to degrade and injure Ehren a lot, both during filming and just on set in general, and I think he'd be terrified of them unintentionally harming you in the process of trying to do something to him (e.g. you getting hit by a projectile that was supposed to hit Ehren because you were standing right next to him). None of the guys want to hurt you, of course, and they'd feel awful about it, but still. Ehren will yell at them, shove them, and even threaten them if they do something stupid like set off an explosion too close to you, and he's so serious about it that it genuinely scares them a little.

Lots of kissing :))) Ehren's very fond of cute little pecks on the lips, and I think if you were on set with him he'd want you to give a kiss before every stunt he does (and he'd grin at the nearest camera afterward every single time). "Can I have a little kiss?" is Ehren's favorite question of all time, and you hear it at least ten times a day, if not twenty. When he's sick, he'll switch to forehead kisses and nose kisses, and he swears they genuinely make him feel better! Ehren also wears a lot of cool belts, and I think he'd love it if you hooked your fingers into his belt loops to pull him in to kiss you.

Tons of cute red carpet photos of you and Ehren at Jackass-related premieres! Ehren absolutely loves showing you off, and we've all seen the iconic photos he's had taken of himself (dude's got a sick ass pose game), so we know the photos you and him would get together at these events would be legendary. Every photo would either be you slaying and him looking goofy, you slaying and him staring at you in awe, or both of you looking goofy together, and they're all getting posted to Twitter in the future with "me and who?" captions.

*** Ehren going down on you constantly. Seriously, he loves to please you and is a total giver, so it's his go-to move and you literally never have to beg (or even just ask twice) for it. He won't do it anywhere super gross or public, but I could definitely see him taking you into a private bathroom at a relatively nice house during a wrap party and going to town on you while he's adoringly looking up at you the whole time and stroking your inner thighs with his fingers. He always rests his head on your leg and asks you how he did afterward, too!

Ehren falling asleep a lot while he's with you, especially with his head in your lap while you're playing with his hair. He's developed some PTSD over the years from the guys constantly fucking with him (everyone knows it's never safe to fall asleep around the Jackass guys), and you're the only person he feels completely safe being vulnerable with and going to sleep near because he knows you won't let anyone or anything hurt him. If you're both laying in bed, he'll fall asleep almost immediately if you let him be the little spoon :)

Ehren trying to act tough and totally pain-resistant around you because he wants you to see him as brave. The guys make fun of him a lot for being a wimp, but he goes through some of the toughest stunts out of any of them, and I think he'd want you to focus on that and not how hurt he got from said stunt. He'd try to avoid making loud sounds or noticeable faces if you were there and could see him, even if he was in an insane amount of pain. He'd still love it if you took care of him and soothed him and made him feel better, but he'd want you to do it in a way that makes him feel all brave and tough. Tell him he's your "big strong man" and he'll be giddy over it for weeks.

Ehren being on your ass about safety, especially in the early days when "Safety first!" was his catchphrase. That man is not letting you leave the house on a bike or scooter without a helmet, and if you take him roller-skating, you're both wearing knee and elbow pads whether you like it or not. He's sustained a lot of injuries from being in Jackass, and all he wants is to be able to protect you from getting hurt as often as he can so you don't have to be in pain like he has.

*** Ehren being obsessed with skin-to-skin contact with you, however he can get it, whether it's through missionary sex, the two of you being up against each other in a shower, or even just you and him cuddling naked in bed while watching a movie together. He just physically can't get enough of feeling your body right up against his!

Massages! Not even necessarily sexual ones; Ehren just likes giving you massages as a way of making you feel loved, and he especially loves getting them himself when he's all sore from a stunt. I think for him, physical contact is a major way to express love and intimacy, so something sweet like a back rub or a neck massage would mean a lot to him, especially if you use a lotion or oil that smells really good.

Being one of the few people Ehren is as comfortable being quiet with as he is being chatty and talkative. Ehren usually has a lot to say and feels like he needs to fill the silence most of the time by talking about whatever comes to mind, but with you he feels comfortable enough to just sit quietly and let his brain relax for a bit.

Conversely, you and Ehren having plenty of moments where you both just sit there and talk for hours about absolutely anything and everything (or absolutely nothing). You're one of the few people he doesn't feel judged or annoying around, so he's usually pretty eager to get to share his thoughts with you and hear yours in return. Sometimes he even gets so engrossed in talking to you that he forgets about stuff he had planned for later; this has led to him completely forgetting to arrive to specific stunts on time, which of course has gotten him in trouble with the guys before. He always says it's worth it though, and he means it!

A lot of hand-holding. Ehren's the type to reach out and hold his friends' hands when they're going through something stressful or just need support, and he'd be like that with you tenfold. He'll hold your hand anywhere, at any time, without needing a reason, and won't let go first even if he's got a bad itch and his other hand is preoccupied. He does the thumb rub thing for sure and will melt if you do it for him, and he also definitely gives your hand a light squeeze to get your attention or to express the cuteness aggression you make him feel >:) He also kisses the back of your hand a lot!

Needing to comfort Ehren and assure him you don't view him as any less handsome when the guys fuck with his appearance. That chipped tooth? Tell him it's adorable and compliment his smile every now and then so he feels better about it. The horrible shave job he got on that day he kept getting surprised with the shaver? Kiss him on the shaved spots and assure him it's fine if he chooses to leave it like that or chooses to just shave it all off for the time being. His self-esteem isn't the greatest after all the shit he's been through, but knowing you still think he's handsome would be what matters to him.

Ehren being so unbelievably sweet and attentive and gentle literally all the time to you, no matter how stressed he is or what's going on around him. He's already been said to be super kind and caring, and that would especially be the case for you given that you're the love of his life. He's constantly asking if you need him to get you some water or a blanket or a snack, offering to do nice things for you so you don't have to worry about them, and complimenting all the time about how beautiful and smart and funny and interesting you are.

*** Lots of hand-holding and kissing during sex. Ehren's an absolute sucker for interlocking fingers with you and kissing you and having his body right up against yours while you're making love because it just feels so close and intimate and warm and safe. I don't think he could handle doing positions where he can't see your face and be right up against you and give you active affection during it, so stuff like doggystyle and reverse cowgirl might just be out for him.

Ehren getting super flustered and happy when you wear his shirts and hoodies out in public or wear his boxers when you sleep over at his house, and being equally excited to wear stuff that has your name or face on it or that you bought for him. He's the type to walk around and show off his shirt with your face on it so all the guys can see it, or to make sure to tell everyone around him that you bought him the nice new pants he's been wearing and that he loves them.