#kazu

Goromi and kazu, I love this au so much!!! Even tho it’s not really an au since they’re in game, I juste would’ve like to see them together as host

wanted to try a Slightly different style .. closeups below :3

Recently, I made an ask game where I posed the challenge of coming up with a blorbo dating profile. Well, that wouldn't leave my mind, so I made up ones for assorted Yakuza blorbos! 😁

I've had some plot bunnies since, but the central theme of this is the idea that Majima (through all-suffering Nishida) creates a hookup app for our Kamurocho peeps. He does this specifically to get Kiryu in on it, which Majima tells him it's for finding fighters for the Coliseum. (Please note that all profiles vary in terms of age and appearance in the games.)

In the end I decided to make two joke apps--you'll see their logos below 😉

There’ s really nothing I love more than some rabid little short stack throwing caution and sense to the wind because someone is asking for an asskicking, it’s just such a delightful trope.

Akello: pinching the bridge of his nose, grabbing MC by the scruff. He can handle himself for one (not that he doesn’t appreciate the sentiment). For two, he’d rather try DEescalating before throwing hands. Will glue MC to the ceiling or make a Child Leash out of slime to keep them in check if necessary. Secretly can’t help but find it endearing, however.

Amir: Actively encouraging it. Delighting in situations where MC starts rolling their sleeves up and/or taking off their earrings. Will intervene if necessary but he’s totally content to play Princess to MC’s white knight.

Mori: Physically incapable of resisting a fight. Appreciates what you’re doing but will be right there with you, bouncing on the balls of his feet and ready to- at worst- play tag team with MC. Mostly likely situation though, is him jumping directly into the fray so you can live out your arcade beat ‘em up.

Kazu: will scruff or grab MC’s skull and pull them back… He’s the trained and decorated martial artist, HE’s the junkyard doberman guard dog, plz let him do the protecting. Is not above complimenting the way you ball your fist though.

Raath: Delight. Will egg you on to see how far you go, mostly likely to yell FINISH HIM