#datingblogs

I do rather love some of her descriptions such as describing online dating as “a lawless, swampish hellscape... [filled with] the sludge of orchestrated meet-suits.” Her descriptions of the 7 types of heterosexual cisgendered men were bang on too.

I mean who *hasn’t* seen a shitload of the gym guys online? And their copious amounts of gym selfies just to prove the fact that they are indeed gym junkies. They are the ones I avoid like the plague as I don’t think I have met a single one of these men who would be okay with going on a date, let alone sleeping with or having a relationship with a bigger girl. I find way too often they include something in their bio like “must have full body shots” or “must be into healthy living” (because yes bigger girls cannot possibly be healthy in any way?). My favourite was the one who said if you can’t do 10 push-ups don’t contact me.