#dath maul

obi wan kenobi: you think that you love him because he’d be great to bring home to mom in reality you really just want someone to fill the void your father left with his emotional distance... he’s great but it won’t work babes

ashoka tano: you fall in love based on vibes and vibes alone. lucky for you the people who have good vibes end up being

anakin skywalker: you really wanted to be that emo/scene kid in highschool but your parents wouldn’t let you so now you wander around hot topic debating if you’re too old for tripp pants and a mohawk (you’re not DO IT)

darth vader: hey alexa play e-girls are ruining my life by corpse

padme amidala: you would kill 50 younglings for access to padme’s wardrobe especially the naboo ombre dress. also you’re an icon with great taste.

bail organa: immaculate taste we should be besties. you’re the baddest bitch alive and you don’t take shit from anyone. this is the man you bring home to the parents the perfect gentleman the one you become a power couple that is the envy of everyone you know with... though i may be biased ;)

jango fett: you aren’t looking for anything serious your dream is that friends with benefits where you don’t fall in love just enjoy great sex and go on your way. in reality you’re too attention staraved for that though and you will fall in love.

qui gon jinn: you make a lot of jokes about having daddy issues but really you’re just a lonely and want someone you can lay on the couch with and talk about stupid shit while they braid your hair and call you valid

darth maul: you really want a man you can peg and you know what? i respect that. you also may be a lil kinky bitch overall.

I am just so hyped.

(Spoilers ahead)

-Tattooine!

-I fucking knew it, that holocron didn’t give him any coordinates, he’s fucking lost on Tatooine.

-Whoa when did that holocron become so tiny

-It’s a teensy meensy holocron

-Obiwan dropping some mixtapes with his name there

-”A new hope will emerge...”  FORESHADOWING

-”Senator Organa confirmed his death.”  Life tip if you’re a fictional character: Never believe someone to be dead until you’ve actually gotten the dead broken body and bran 100 different tests on it and burnt it down to ashes.

-”If he was alive, do you think he would be hiding on some backwater world instead of helping us?”  Yes, that’s exactly what he’s doing.

-Ohh boy

-I saw it coming and yet

-Dammit Ezra

-WHOA CHOPPER JUMPSCARE

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHASGDLHASDGFSA

-WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

-You... don’t even know where you’re going.

-The tiny holocron again

-Oh, maybe those are the corner pieces of the holocrons instead of shrunken down holocrons?

-How does that even work

-”Okay, Master Kenobi... If you’re down there, show me something.”  Obiwan: *is asleep or is on bathroom break*

-Whoo, navigator holocrons!

-Navi-crons!

-*gasp* Maul.

-Watch your back Ezra

-Oh it’s the fucking tuskens

-That’s right, Tuskens, prepare to be Mauled!

-The rest of the crew must be worried sick.

-That desert landscape reminds me of that one time I was on Tatooine on SWTOR, tried to cross a desert and died because of exhaustion damage.

-Dammit Ezra (again)

-Aw, that little sigh.

-That was the cutest Chopper I’ve ever seen.

-”Don’t worry Chop it can’t be much further”  Reminds me of that one meme with the dog in a burning house saying “Everything is fine.”

-Oh, shit.

-Damn, Maul got skills.

-Manipulation skills.

-OBIWAAAAAAAAAN

-KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

-Dewback!

-DUN DUN DUUUN

-Maul sure know how to make an entry at the right time

-Did he take a special course on dramatic representation taught by Professor Darth Sidious

-How tf do you tell what’s north on Tatooine

-The dewback sounds like a cow.

-”No... protecting someone.”

-FORESHADOWING

-LUKE

-Okay so when are you two gonna fight

-There we go

-What

-That was quick?!

-REKT

-MAUL GOT REKT

-That was fast

-R.I.P. Maul. 1999~2017.

-Dammit Filoni why’d you have to make it sad

-And so Maul finally dies

-OR DOES HE

-I am gonna be so pissed if he turns up in Season 4 or something and says “HAHA GOT YOU THAT WAS MY CLONE YOU IDIOTS”

-This was a clean, honorable death for him and I hope it stays that way

-The Star Wars main theme leitmotif!

-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

-ARE YOU KIDDING

-ASDHFGAKSJDFSLDJGFLASJGSALDF

-SDUHFGASLDJFGALSDHFGASLDHFGASDLJGDF

-0ASDFHGASDFKLJHGAKDHFGADXSLKGSDLF

-THIS

-WITH THAT ENDING MUSIC

-THE FORCE THEME

-ASDFLASDLAJSDFHASDFA

-THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER