#date tech headcanons

featuring: as many characters as i could think of

yes, they’re all feminists, but sometimes a song comes on that’s so good you have to set that aside and jam. these are their songs of choice.

also note that this is a joke. some of these songs are objectifying, offensive, weird, overly sexual, or problematic, but definitely not all of them. this is just a funny way to categorize this brand of music and is not meant to be taken seriously. this is for fun.

Karasuno

Daichi: sexy back by justin timberlake. just wants a partner that will hype him up when he sings this in the car.

Sugawara: WAP by cardi b and megan thee stallion. this is the first example of a song that isn’t problematic or misogynistic, but it’s dirty and fun and he loves it. sings it specifically to mess with asahi.

This is the last haikyuu characters with an S/O Headcanon post! I’m so happy with how they all turned out and if you want more headcanons with your favourite characters please request!!! I’m currently working on Some My Hero Academia Characters with their S/O soo keep an eye out for those.

Terushima

This bitch- ok scratch that i actually really like this man and he LOVES you

you are much quieter than him and he loves being able to make you relax and joke around

you two are really cute together though because Terushima looks like a little puppy who trying to impress you

he didn't want to introduce you to the team SPECIFICALLY because he wanted to keep you to himself they know about you though ;)

depending on who you are with/around he will choose to or no to show off

Aone

He is the DEFINITION of soft baby boi, and YOU are on snarky son of a b-

you are both extremely different and are an odd pair but neither of you would change it if you had the chance

You two love too go on those cute zoo/petting zoo/aquarium dates and seeing all the cute animals obviously Aone’s favourite was the turtle

He doesn't really introduce you to the team as you barge in right at the end of practice making yourself known

similar to his birthday bro Ushiwaka, he doesn't intentionally show you off but he still does

Futakuchi

another snarky/angry bitch I love anyway you are a blessing to Futakuchi i mean this angry boy finally feels at peace when with you so why wouldn't he be?

you two are honestly quite funny to be around because in public you don't act or even remotely seem like a couple but in private it’s so lovey dovey its sickening

you have really cute dates as well, i feel as though he would do ANYTHING for you so he would 100% go out of his way to set up the cutest picnic date with lights and everything

the team is honestly really confused by your guys’ relationship because you don’t act together in public but they can notice the difference, they notice how he is calmer around you and not picking fights

as made obvious he doesn't show you off but he won’t hesitate to prove to that guy your his ;)

Atsumu

ok I love him but wow you have a lot to put up with don’t you? but it’s fine because he absolutely loves and adores you

he would 100% tease you constantly and you better tease him back because honestly he LIVES for that fun laugh filled banter, im talking doing those, "It’s the ____ for me"  *cough*having a prettier twin*cough*

dates either range from the sweetest most heartfelt and cute things to the cheesiest corniest and borderline cringy ones either way they are fun as hell

the team honestly loves you because you distract him from bothering and annoying them

LOVES to show you off, I’m serious he would definitely pick you up whilst shouting "THIS IS THE PERSON I LOVE"

Osamu

Totally not the prettier twin but anyway he is amazing and would do anything for you lowkey a simp

You two probably met somewhere really mundane or boring such as at the supermarket or something idk i feel as though you saw each other and it was something interesting in a boring place type vibe

your dates 1000000000% consist of staying at home and trying to cook up some really fancy meal or having cooking competitions and i will take this to my grave

the team haven’t met you, that’s it, he doesn't want to share and doesn’t want anyone to even know about you but Atsumu had to run his mouth that ’Samu was dating and all grown up

So no he doesn’t show you off, maybe when you guys are together for longer but  no

Kita

this quiet precious man, i love him and he is DEVOTED to you, im talking bigger than a simp type shit

you are honestly really adorable together with your quiet natures and willingness to help others

your dates would be cute as shit i’m talking things like volunteering at a shelter, going to a book store and picking a book out for each other

The team loves you and the two of your are their adopted parents, no take backs

he doesn’t show you off he trusts you and doesn’t feel the need to but show him off please, it makes him feel special that your protective of him

Sakusa

This germaphobe will let you touch him, I don’t know how you did it but you broke his walls down enough to trust like that

You are very respectful of Sakusa’s boundaries and always tell him when you will touch him so he can tell you no, he is so thankful of you its ridiculous he wont tell you tho

all dates are at home, either of yours but at home where you both know there aren’t germs and he can be comfortable

another one that keeps you hidden from the team, if he could he’d hide you away from the whole world

he doesn’t show you off period. he’d probably get annoyed of you showed him off so be sneaky about it

one day the team is playing when Kogane joins the discord call and turns his camera on (there was a rule that everyone had to have their cameras on, because Futakuchi found it hilarious whenever someone would rage)

In Koganes lap, Goshiki is asleep with his head leaning into Koganes shoulder

“sorry I’m late!! I couldn’t get Goshiki to wake up!! he must’ve had a rough practice~”

(All the third years found this adorable, Futakuchi thought it was too sappy)

requested: hi ♡  are you willing to do hcs for aone with  a s/o that is really shy and short

I tried my best but it’s not that long :( I still don’t have that good of a grip for his personality because he doesn’t talk that much oh well... I still hope you like this!

Aone Takanobu

You’re his precious little bean okay :(

First of all I think he’s also quite shy? Especially outside of volleyball, so it took him quite some courage to ask you out (cuuute)

From the first moment he saw you he was just bewitched by your whole existence. The way you fiddle with your hands when talking to someone? When you awkwardly look on your feet because you feel embarrassed? Your tiny figure? He’s in love

Y’all look so cute together when you’re in public because he’s HUGE and you just look hilariously tiny next to him

But he loves holding your hand!! It’s so small and you always have sweater paws because of your fiddling and honestly when you grabbed for his hand the first time he was blushing like crazy and he just malfunctioned for several moments... What a big softie

Your size and shyness also awakens his instinct to protect you from everyone and everything! Like when Koganegawa comes up to you and starts rambling like crazy and asks you SO many questions and you just look so overwhelmed by his whole existence Aone steps in and you just smile softly to yourself because your boyfriend is the cutest :)) Or just generally when you look a little uncomfortable talking to someone or something like that he just grunts and will occasionally even speak to the people and tell them to back off!

I thing generally you would stay inside a lot? Not that many dates outside because sometimes people are scared of him and it makes him uncomfortable (aaw, please no :c). Even though you try to comfort him as best as possible, he still likes to just cuddle up on the couch with you and watch Disney movies until you both fall asleep.

He just loves holding you (is 9/10 times the big spoon except when he’s really really tired and exhausted) because you’re so small and adorable and just... He might combust because of you (in the best way possible, of course)

Poor Kogane accidentally left his banana peel on the ground, and Futakuchi was going full steam ahead to pester Kamasaki.

*WHAM* “AHHHHHHHH”

Moniwa heard the crash and ran.

“Where does it hurt?!”

“MY ASS.”

And that was the first time Aone ever laughed in front of the team.

He had to wear a brace and miss out on practice for a couple of weeks, but he was fine.

He’s also sworn them to secrecy.

That doesn’t mean he’ll ever live it down.

“Remember the time when Futakuchi broke his ass-“

+ w/ headcanons

warnings: mentions of underage smoking + drinking

a/n: i made this w my friend (@bigger-simp-than-kazuichi) and added ourselves bc idk, i miss marching band

even if ur not in mb or know alot of the terms it'd be helpful if you could read this and reblog, its rlly appreciated

also sorry for the long ass headcanons

✨ Teams: Karasuno, Date Tech, Aoba Johsai, Shiratorizawa, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Inarizaki, and more.

✨ Warnings: none! :)

✨ Author's note: I've been thinking about this for a while bc school is soon (or already happened, idk, our school is kinda at a gray area atm) and I have the urge to mix my obsession with stationary and Haikyuu together.

Stationary:

Those that have the basic necessities and that's it:

Daichi

Kageyama

Iwazumi

Kindaichi

Kyotani

Aone

Ushijima

Semi

Goshiki

Yaku

Inuoka

Akane

Kita

Osamu

Sakusa

Those that barely even have pens, and if they do they'll lose it in 5 seconds:

Noya

Tanaka

Kunimi

Koganegawa

Futakuchi

Tendou (technically?? But he technically shares a pencil case with Ushi so kinda not??)

Lev

Taketora

Bokuto

Atsumu

Hoshiumi

Suguru

Those that have the aesthetic minimalist pens:

Suga

Ennoshita

Tsukishima

Yamaguchi

Kiyoko

Shirabu

Suna

Those that have super cute pens but the ink always runs out quickly:

Hinata

Tsukishima (I put him twice bc he secretly has a collection of dino themed pens, no one knows though or else they'll never live to tell👀)

Oikawa

Kenma (he has cat themed pens🤧)

Alisa

Those that have the artsy pens and pencils in different shades and thickness:

Asahi

Kuroo

Aran

Those that have too many pens, multiple pencil cases, someone help them before they drown in their stationary:

Yachi

Akaashi

Notes:

Just regular, legible, notes with the occasional highlighter:

Daichi

Ennoshita

Tsukishima

Iwazumi

Kyotani

Futakuchi

Aone

Ushijima

Semi

Yaku

Aran

Notes only those who know the language of the Gods can decipher, basically, no one can read it, sometimes not even the writer themselves:

Tanaka

Kageyama

Kindaichi

Koganegawa

Lev

Taketora

Bokuto

Atsumu&Osamu (the twins can understand each other's notes, but no one else)

Hoshiumi

Absolutely perfect, robotic-like, aesthetic notes with the perfect amount of highlights and washi tape:

Suga

Yamaguchi

Yachi

Kiyoko

Shirabu

Kuroo

Akaashi

Suna

Sakusa

Notes that are so cursive they, belong in the 15th century:

Oikawa

Kita

Alisa

Notes that are entirely covered with highlighter that you can't distinguish the important parts anymore:

Asahi

Hinata

Inuoka

Suguru

Notes that are 90% doodles, 10% the actual lesson:

Noya

Kunimi

Tendou

Goshiki

Kenma

Part 4

Aone panicked when he forgot how to work a seatbelt and ripped the whole thing from the car seat.

Futakuchi microwaved an egg and was baffled at the fact that it exploded. He got a new microwave because he thought his appliance was the problem.

Koganegawa stuck his tongue on a frozen pole, does it every year.

Moniwa opened an umbrella inside a glass shop and broke several items, he had to pay for everything...the glass wasn’t the only thing that was broke.

Kamasaki tried jumping over a stop sign?? No one knows what he was trying to accomplish but alcohol was involved. He smacked his face so hard though that he got knocked out.

Sasaya puts cheese in the paper shredder, claiming it’s easier this way. I guess no one told him he could just buy store bought shredded cheese??

Obara thought it was cool how the coats on the coat rack were just floating...yep that’s it. he’s never seen a coat rack in his life apparently. 

Sakunami is convinced his stuffed animals and toys are alive when he’s not looking.

Onagawa has no idea how tips at a restaurant work and has to call his mother to help him out.

Fukiage got stuck on a rock climbing course for kids. A CHILD had to help him down. smh.

Coach Oiwake once used a sharpie to write on a white board and then blamed the students.

Mai Namestu poked a straw in her eye trying to get a drink of water, she got distracted from looking at a guy and it caused her pain.

Down below are the other teams I have so far:

Nekoma  Part 3

Aoba Johsai   Part 2