Tumblr has reawoken my p0rtal brainrot, so ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY A(u)RTISTIC LABOUR YOU FOOLS!!

poooweee its been a while since ive posted. have a really crappily drawn h2g2 dialogue comic (i drew it with my wobbly ahh finger on microsoft paint using the mousepad)

have a bonus arthur. dw he'll wake up, waft a cuppa over his nose

Drawn inspiration from that godawful poster, of course

This bit takes place after the GlaDOS crush, but just before he finds Chell again. Wheatley discovers that the aperture scientists replaced a little more than his legs…

Almost in a dream, she stepped outside. In a gleam of light, she was awoken; everything came rushing to her. The wind, the sun, the sky, the fields, but also... him. This should’ve been her moment but, well, she couldn’t stop imagining if… if he was here with her. He would’ve loved the clouds, winced at the sun, been mildly confused about the wheat… He should’ve been here with her. She'd like to say she was happy moving forward, that she didn’t look back. She kept thinking that maybe he’d somehow fall from nowhere, dazed but safe, and she'd run over, embracing him and never letting go. He would’ve told her that waiting was silly, but he wasn’t there to do so. She have no shame in saying she cried, except when she remembered he hated to see her do it.

After a couple hours, she found that she felt better. She realised he was still with her, in a way, she thought. The electric blue sky, the pale yellow fields, the fact that she was standing there; he’d helped her to get here. She lifted her head up, letting the sun illuminate her face, the same way his blue light had lit up hers when they'd first met.

"Thank you."

~

ok this might just be the worst thing ive ever written actually. MIGHT. anyway END OF CHELLEY WEEK!!!! THANKYOU FOR SUPPORTING ME AND LIKING MY CRINGEY LITTLE DOODLES!!!! AUGHHH

this started off as me wanting to draw wheatley in a highchair then I remembered those awful creepy ahh McDonalds highchairs and then my brain went BOOM and here we have it.

Look he has one of those Yoohoo plush keychains from Chell’s well deserved happy meal (i don’t know if u got those keyrings outside the uk but i loved them)

Canon ending you cannot change my mind