#darrows

When your group has to wait because the Worgen said it’s snack time

Not that I just wrote a “oh crap, I’m in love” scene or anything. Haha.

Darrows, Worgen Mercenary

Tol Worgen Husband & Smol Nelf Wife

My most played WoW toons! Because Worgen and Trolls are the best ❤

I woke up to the roars of what appeared to be the Hong Kong Hell's Angels-parked up on our beach. Imagine about 200 bad-ass wannabe Chinese people smoking cigarettes in leather jackets and looking almost menacing (they may succeed if they were any other race, or if Chinese people had any idea how to be cool). Then it was the cows-they were running amok in town today. We witnessed one-claiming the open air Spanish tapas place as it's own by just standing right in the middle of it, and refusing to move. Then, we caught another one, eating the flower beds in front of the library. As we were walking towards it, he looked up at us, looked ashamed of himself, and they RAN as fast as he could away, almost getting hit by a car. He had the air of, "And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Then we ran into a town darrow who told us we should go walk dogs if we are so bored. So we went up to this dog sanctuary which had HUNDREDS of dogs, literally living in a giant mansion-Afghans lounging on king-sized beds, piratey one legged (or one eyed) dogs all barking and screeching at us to get off their property. Dirty dogs rolling around in dirt, and about 50 little dogs poking their heads out the window on the third floor and yapping at us. Alex walked 2 Afghans that wouldn't stop eating cow shit and I walked 3 curly tailed mutt dogs that wouldn't stop shitting on everything.  After the dog fiasco we went to the corner store just to get some dinner or something, and of course-got roped into talking to every darrow-with missing teeth, long winzardy beards, and ripped jeans- with every Filipina wife-who all had loud cackling laughs and gold teeth- for about 6 hours. They just kept buying more and more beer and feeding us cigarettes and telling their pervy jokes that send shivers up your spine (only English darrows have this ability-they are by far the grossest). They are all geniuses and comedians in their own minds and I suppose that's all you need... -Astoria Bloom