Jul 31, 2016
Why so serious tho?
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Why so serious tho?
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Love my new @rebelcircus Darling Darkling Doll Dress just received in the post; thank you @rebelcircus can't wait to wear it in Vegas πβ€οΈ #rebelcircus #darlingdoll #darkling #dress #vegasbaby
Things we learn from this 2004 riveting "The View" appearance: 1) Barbara Walters is the ultimate cockblocker. 2) Jared thinks we didn't see him purposefully turn *just* so, and then quickly look to Colin to make sure he was watchin' what he was servin' - before sitting down. But we did. We always do. 3) Jared & Colin's old voices are so weird. 4) Jared wants a baby. 5) Jared is very bad at trying to be subtle on shit. 6) Colin is very excited to hear Jared wants a baby. 7) Colin is very bad at pretending like he didn't get excited to hear Jared wants to have a baby and also being subtle on shit. 8) Jared's sultry, breathy little "yeaaaaaa" in response to Colin's "*You* want a baby??" may have just burst my ovaries - meaning I can no longer assist him (them?) with that request. Look elsewhere, please. 9) Everyone and their mother and grandmother and all other women and the occasional gay man I'm assuming we're there in the audience and watching at home, could feel the sexual tension between those two. And I don't mean Rosario and Jared. Or Colin and Angelina. Or Oliver and Angelina. Or Oliver and Rosario. Or Oliver and anyone. Or Barbara and Meredith. Or Jared and Barbara. Or really Barbara with anyone. She's basically a pilgrim, right? 10) Again, Barbara Walters - speak for yourself, ok. Barbara, bye. // #farrelletofriday #farrelleto #jaredleto #colinfarrell #alexander #hephaistion #theview #barbarawalters #rosariodawson #angelinajolie #oliverstone #omfg #soadorbs #iwantababy #cantheyjustdoitthenandthere #unf #babymakin #babydoll #darlingdoll #forevs #2004
Colin has won the official title of Darlingdoll for these two moments at Cannes. Torn between wanting to quickly shoo Rachel's hair outta her face and knowing he has to pose for his life for the hundreds of cameras picking up his every move. And helping Lea get her elaborately-layered train situated behind her... With these two pictures I've realized I must ask Colin to be my Maid of Honor when I trick a fool into marrying me.
Honestly. It doesn't matter what the hell happened in the moments before and moments after this photo, all that matters is this. And those gloves... #coldhands #jaredleto #lovehimbeyond #soadorbs #babydoll #darlingdoll
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You flirty as fuck - just the way I like it. @jaredleto #aletoforeverydayoftheweek #jaredleto #lovehimbeyond #flirtyasfuck #saturday #getonwithyourbadself #darlingdoll
Recital day! #dancekids #ballet #tap #princess #pinupkids #marykayatplay #darlingdoll #ilovemydaughter