No idea if you're even out there, but if you are I'm sending you all the good vibes and love (platonic) I possibly can bc you are very horribly mistreated by the fandom and you don't deserve that. :(

Also, Stegmutt, Neptunia, Gizmoduck, you all are pretty cool yourselves. Sorry I was so mean to you, esp you Fenton.

Take care of yourselves, all of you!!

- Drake Mallard / Darkwing Duck (#⚜️⚔️lightintheknight✨🛡🌙)

I'm too late. They were here before, but they're gone now, and I have no idea if they're ever coming back.

Like there's this one old kinfession from a Nega-Launchpad from like, fuckin' 2019. And it makes me sad cause like, I'm here now. Idk if I'm their Negaduck or not, but I'm here.

But they're not.

Wish I'd figured out I'm fictionkin years earlier, then maybe we'd have been able to talk. :(

I present to you all the concept of having two hands!

I rest my case.

Oh yeah, and I may or may not have kissed Bushroot once, so there!

I just wanted to say, well first of all I miss you a lot! And I hope you're doing okay! Also, I just wanna say sorry for being a massive jerk to you sometimes, especially with your restaurant "The Shadow Chateau" (which I now think is pretty fucking awesome!!)

I don't know for sure if my canon did include the events of that episode, but considering my track record in my canon when it comes to continual dumbass/regular arrogant jerk moments, it's more than likely.

In any case, I'm sorry for what I said and did then, and meddling in stuff I wasn't supposed to. (Also. WHY IN THE FUCK did I ever think that bringing in the Cute Little Lost Bunnies was a good idea??? Like, did I drink motor oil instead of coffee that day or something?!!!)

And I'm sorry for all the other times I was a jerk to you, too.

Take care of yourself, Morgana! Love you!

- Drake Mallard / Darkwing Duck (#⚜️⚔️lightintheknight✨🛡🌙)

In which I'm considering both Drake Mallard and Jim Starling (aka you know who!) from the DuckTales 2017 reboot and. Wow. Ha. I don't know how to feel about this.

Who's next, Darkwarrior Duck???? (I better not have just jinxed myself in saying that....)

- #🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣💜🦆

MPC, please add this part to my kinfession, cause I kinda forgot to clarify some things:

I'm not particularly upset by being Darkwing Duck aka Drake Mallard, nor am I upset by being you know who, and I'm not upset by the fact that I'm kinsidering the reboot versions. My point was that I just think it's funny how I'm now kinsidering the reboot versions, and that it might turn into a trend. /lh

- Darkwing Duck (#🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣💜🦆)

- Darkwing Duck (#🧨👻🎃BadGhostPuns💣🪁🦆)