Hii! :3 I am inclined to ask 🖤 for Morzatorix, but I’m afraid that it would be way too dark. So 🖤 but Brom/Morzan/Selena? Maybe with 👀 and 🪞, mostly because that second part of the sentence is accidentally fits to this fandom very much xD (Can I ask for a bonus Morzatorix 💫 tho. Because they are totally alive and chilling somewhere)
🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together? - for morzatorix
I did actually keep pondering this and the thing is that they aren't very secretive about bad stuff they did. Like torturing riders so that the dragons spit out their eldunari or destroying the dragon eggs (tho I hc that this was mainly done by the forsworn as a revenge for the banishing of names and not exactly approved of by Galbatorix). I think in canon it might actually be the theft of Shruikan and the details of it. Killing a twenty year old elf and taking the dragon bonded to them, wouldn't have gone past them without a trace, even if the stories told by the Varden and maybe even themselves would have liked to claim it. The elf was around the same age as Galbatorix was when he lost Jarnunvösk and while he maybe thought it was a good idea to have someone bonded to him who "understood" his pain, he would have realized that miscalculation very soon. And Morzan would deeply regret supporting Galbatorix in harming himself like that, instead of helping in a constructive way.
In a modern AU (to cheer the mood a bit lol) it was likely them digging up a corpse because Galbatorix needed to check on something for one of his cases as a lawyer. Morzan had to do all the digging and barely complained - he actually found it quite exciting. Still, nothing one should tell about.
🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together? - for Brom/Morzan/Selena
Killed a teen who simply was at the wrong place at the wrong time and overheard/saw too much. Brom suggested erasing the memory, but none of them have the mind skills to isolate a memory to erase it with magic. There would have been a risk of accidentally shredding everything and that thought reminded Morzan too much of the cruel fate his dragon has to suffer, so he went for the dagger option. It might not even have been that awful, if the mother of that kid hadn't been all over the city, searching for them. +1 mental damage for Brom and Selena and +2 for Morzan because of my hc of his childhood (his parents abandoning him and never looking for him - or too late in case of his father).
👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it? - for Brom/Morzan/Selena
Oh. This one's difficult. First point is that they are far enough into their relationship that they don't get jealous of each other. In the beginning it's def Morzan who just feels like the decorative third wheel who's only accepted in for his looks. Later on, when that's talked about and out of the way, it's likely Selena who gets a little squinty if people try to get into Brom's and (especially) Morzan's space. She's more subtle about it, but she worked hard on having these two idiots and she won't have anyone try to get their hands on them.
🪞 Who takes longer getting ready & who hypes the other up in the mirror? - for Brom/Morzan/Selena
Morzan takes the longest. Simply because of his hair; especially if he's going for more elaborate braids. With Selena it depends on the ocassion; she learned to get up and ready quickly as a kid but if she wants to feel especially pretty, she happily takes her time. Brom needs maybe a minute. As for hyping up; Selena loves to do the cheering. Because Morzan loves compliments (as long as they don't reduce him to his looks only) and Brom melts into a blushing puddle (even if he really tries to hide it).
💫 Ten years from now, what random Tuesday are they spending together? - for morzatorix
I stick with my canon idea of them living in a cabin in some mountainous woods somewhere, "paying their debts" to the dragons by guarding hatchlings until they can properly hunt for themselves. Galbatorix somehow gets into baking. Morzan has a herb garden (mainly stuff against dragon illnesses), as perhaps a tiny appreciating nod towards Selena. They have a daily tea time (Morzan with a cup, Torix with a glass) where they just sit in their garden and have their cake nabbed by hatchlings.
