My Own Portrayal of Lucifer/Satan reacting to Hellaverse Lucifer's Incompitence + how he operates his Hell
Disclaimer: My Lucifer/Satan is not affiliated with the Hellaverse
My Lucifer/Satan: (sitting in the Heaven Embassy meeting room where Charlie and Adam (as a hologram) had been to have a talk with the universe's Lucifer, as he's sipping on his glass of white wine as he waits for the other Lucifer)
Hellaverse Lucifer: (appears as a source less flame then he materializes) "I'm here! Woo, helping my daughter with her hotel sure is...hard work in maintaining it" (fixes his outfit and his hat)
My Lucifer/Satan: (sipping on his glass of white wine, grunts) "You're a bit late, I expected you to be punctual, this is an important matter"
Hellaverse Lucifer: "Hey! My daughter's hotel comes first before this! The hotel means so much for Charlie and I can't just turn down her favor!".
My Lucifer/Satan: (rolls his eyes) "I also have problems with her idea of a rehab hotel but first let's discuss about your...realm...then on that".
Hellaverse Lucifer: "Oh yeah, that...well...my wife built Hell like this over the years after we were banished. She wanted the sinners to resist against Heaven, have a peaceful protest as you will...before...she left...she empowered them with her songs. She wanted them to have freedom hence why Hell is built like this".
My Lucifer/Satan: (stares at him) "I'm sorry? Did your wife want the sinners to have freedom and individuality? What kind of thought process is that? These lowlifes deserve to be tortured for their sins, not living pain free and doing whatever as they would do on Earth."
Hellaverse Lucifer: "Look pal, I didn't created Hell to be like this. I don't like sinners either, that's why I isolated myself in my room while they do whatever, I could care less about them. I don't want to deal with them at all but I have to put it aside for Charlie's sake."
My Lucifer/Satan: "Hmm, I've heard that you want equality yet an oppressive caste system exists here. Are you even aware of that? Or are you that out of touch on what is happening outside of your room? From what I've seen, the Hell born demons are thriving miserably"
Hellaverse Lucifer: "Can you give me some slack? I've been depressed for seven years and I don't have the motivation to actually rule Hell because of it".
My Lucifer/Satan: "Are you that lazy? How disappointing. You have to be a very incompetent monarch I've ever met to let your Seven Deadly Sins to govern Hell in your absence. You have the easiest occupation yet you neglect it. I can't believe I'm hearing this from the supposed "Devil" himself."
Hellaverse Lucifer: (his horns start to grow out of his head and his eyes turn red) "Listen here pal. Just because you're the ruler of your own realm doesn't mean that you can go about telling me off and criticize me. Do you think you're better than me?".
My Lucifer/Satan: (unfazed) "Yes and no. A yes because I'm more competent than you when it comes ruling Hell that my followers have respect for me. A no because I let sin and corruption to exist because of my pettiness plus I take great joy in torturing the sinners as they deserve. I did see that everyone in Hell don't respect you nor your family at all, care to explain that?"
Hellaverse Lucifer: (stunned silence) "I...I...don't...know".
My Lucifer/Satan: (smirks) "I thought so. I might as well take your throne and make a lot of changes around here. I'll show you how a true monarch should rule".
