"Dan? Could you come in here for a second and help me? I can't get my suit tied," I yelled down the hall, assuming he would be able to hear me.

"Yeah, I'll be right in," He yelled back. Only moments later he popped his head in the door, his body soon following. He came behind me and easily tied it in a bow with a double-knot for measures of safety.

I finally put my arms at my sides, admiring the lovely flower prints that surrounded my thighs and breasts. Dan put his arms around my neck, spinning me around and kissing me sweetly.

"You ready to go?" He asked me, smiling down at me.

"Of course." I leaned up and quickly pecked his lips.

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I hopped out of Dan's car, a towel wrapped tightly around my waist and a beach bag with necessary supplies dangling from my elbow. I had about ninety bottles of sunscreen in case Dan decided to take of his swim shirt. I ran over to the beach, beckoning Dan over. As I stepped into the soothing sand, I closed my eyes and breathed in deeply. I looked down, noticing a flower thriving in the middle of the sandy beach.

"Dan, look at this flower!" I said to Dan, admiring its beauty. Dan leaned down as if he was about to pick it up. "No, no, no. Don't do tha-" I stopped talking and scowled as Dan plucked the flower out of the sand. He too admired it before putting it behind me ear.

"It's just like you: not only can it survive in the harshest of conditions... it can thrive. And it looks beautiful while doing it." Dan smiled sweetly at me.

I blushed and grabbed his upper arm, pulling him away from the beach and to a lovely - deserted - field of flowers. I did the most cheesy, romantic thing I could think of and grabbed his hand before continuing to skip through the rainbow field. I laughed as Dan tripped over a log and fell onto the ground, myself falling on top of him.

I grinned and leaned down, kissing his nose. Dan frowned before pulling my face down to his again, kissing me passionately on the lips. We didn't pull back until we needed air. I looked into Dan's sparkling cinnamon eyes as they gleamed with pride. I kissed him lustfully as I realized how much I love him. He smiled on my lips and poked his tongue out slightly, running it along my top lip. I opened my mouth just enough for him to be happy. He sat up so I was sitting in his lap and wrapped his arms around my waist. I wrapped mine around his neck and pulled him closer - if at all possible.

Dan slid his hands quickly underneath the back of my bikini top, running his rough, calloused hands all over my smooth back. He untied the strings, only struggling at first, before letting my top fall to my lap. I put my hands on Dan's surprisingly muscled chest and pulled his swim shirt off. He laughed quietly to himself, half out of excitement and half out of nervousness - we had never done this before.

"Dan, as long as you're okay..." I trailed off, assuming he would understand what I was trying to say.

Dan nodded discretely and lifted my bum up just enough to slightly pull off my bottoms. I sat back down and finished the job, setting my bottoms along with my top in a grassy patch to the side. Dan looked down at himself and his growing erection, turning red and laughing in embarrassment. I tugged at his bottoms, managing to get them off. My eyes widened as I realized we were both naked in an open, public area about to do the deed. I freaked out and stood up quickly, grabbing Dan, and running to a nearby grove of trees. We laughed as we ran. This had to have been the most embarrassing thing we had ever done.

I rubbed my hands along Dan's chest as he whimpered. He sat up quickly and flipped us around so Dan was on top. He looked into my eyes with concern and I nodded. Dan pushed himself into me and leaned down, kissing me messily. I wrapped my arms around his neck as we continued to kiss.

"God, I love you so much," Dan whispered roughly into my hair, pulling it slightly. My fingernails pushed into the nape of his neck - and for once, he didn't cringe, or even care - as I felt my high approaching.

"Dan!" I reached my climax as I released moans and bodily fluids. Dan continued sloppily for another two or three minutes, not yet reaching his high. I moaned as Dan released himself inside me, filling me with warmth. "I love you too, Dan."

He sat up and looked around himself for a moment, finding and picking a large handful of beautiful pink and blue flowers. He studied them for a moment before arranging them into a lovely flower crown, placing it carefully upon my head.

So far, y/n had been wasting her day watching a Fullmetal Alchemist marathon since 7 that morning. Phil had left around 8 to visit his friend PJ, and Dan had been in his room for seemingly all day. So there she sat, eyes trained on the screen. Every once in awhile, she dipped her hand into her snack mix bowl, shoveling a handful of pretzels, crunchy cheetos, and cheese balls into her mouth.

Footsteps came from the hall, and y/n turned her head to see Dan in a set of all black lingerie. She looked him up and down, setting the bowl that was on her lap aside as Dan took a seat on her thighs.

“What’s all this, Dan?” She asked, confused. Biting her lip gently, she could only imagine what this could lead to.

“I wanted to try something new. Is that alright, Mommy?" He asked innocently, looking up at her from behind his eyelashes.

Oh, damn, that look. It killed her. He almost looked sinless, as if he wasn’t asking y/n to fuck him, his request wrapped in the clothing of false innocence.

I can't believe Dan forgot our fucking anniversary again. Today is May 9, and he really should remember it considering he forgot it last year too.

Instead of coming upstairs and apologizing, taking me out, or at least pretending like he remembered, he was across the flat filming a Mario Kart Dan vs. Phil video. I kept hearing him laughing and screaming as if Phil was his girlfriend instead of me.

I laid down slowly, my back against Dan's headboard. I pulled my legs up against my chest and rested my head upon my knees. I thought to myself why Dan could never remember our anniversary. I didn't even realize that tears had quickly started to build up behind my eyelids and slowly drip down my cheeks until I subconsciously wiped my face.

I don't know how long I cried.

I just know that Phil won the coin battle. And Dan screamed, and then laughed as Phil laughed evilly. The only thing I couldn't listen for was about who actually won the Dan vs. Phil.

I didn't care, though. All I cared about was the fact that Dan forgot about me to please his fans. And I don't care what the 'fans' say, but if they like Dan, they should support us and give him a break to celebrate our anniversary.

The only way, I realized, to forget about Dan temporarily but completely was to drift off into the peaceful world that is sleep. I slumped down the headboard and slid under Dan's heavy black and grey duvet. I curled into a small ball, wrapping my left around my torso and laying my head down on my right. I drifted off to the sound of my constant but quiet sobs.

↬ Dan's P.O.V. ↫

"Shit, shit, shit, Phil! Oh my God, what do I do?" I cursed as I flailed my arms at Phil. I'm sure he's very confused.

"Ugh, Dan, what did you forget to do this time?" Phil raised a single eyebrow and crossed his arms at me, acting like the motherly figure we all know he is.

"No, it's not what I forgot to do, it's what I forgot in total! Fuck, I forgot our shitting anniversary! Oh my fucking fuck shit ass I forgot our anniversary again, I'm so angry at myself, I wonder how she feels, oh my God, I really need to check on her, sorry, Phil!" I yelled at him all in one breath as I flailed my arms some more and jumped out of my chair. I ran (walked with great speed and energy) out of the gaming room and all the way across the flat, making my way to my room as quick as possible.

As I opened the door, I was relieved to see that she was peacefully asleep. A slight smile creeped its way onto my face as I closed my eyes, practically sweating. Though my smile slowly disintegrated as I walked closer to her and noticed streams of dry, caked tears lined down the sides of her face.

I furrowed my brows and put my hands into my pockets as I walked even closer and sat on the end of the bed. I leaned down to her face and wiped away the dried tears with my thumb before laying down next to her. I wrapped my arms around her fragile body and pulled her close to me, whispering, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over in her ear and occasionally kissing the top of her head.

I gave up after awhile, realizing she couldn't hear me because she was asleep, and she most likely wouldn't wake up for a while. I decided I would also take a light nap until she did wake up, when I could just apologize more and hope she accepts it.

"Dan," she whispered slightly after a moment of silence.

"Yeah?" I turned my body slightly to face her back.

"It's okay." She looked at me and a faint smile appeared on her face as she sniffled.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to forget again. I forgot last year, but I forgot completely. At least this year, I got you a gift in advance," I smiled as she quickly sat up, making me very cold.

"You did?" She tilted her head slightly. Her voice was still a little raspy, but I think it was sexy.

"Yeah, I did."

↬ Your P.O.V. ↫

"Yeah, I did."

I suddenly felt much better than I had all day, knowing that he remembered all week but only forgot today. I turned around and looked at him, before smashing my lips against his.

He quickly registered what I had done and began kissing back, wrapping his left arm around my neck and tugging slightly at my hair, his right arm wrapped around my torso. Dan quickly got out from under his duvet and crawled on top of me, leaning on either elbow.

I suddenly felt very dominant and flipped us over without warning so that I was sitting on top of his crotch. I could feel his pants tightening underneath me. I smirked, mainly to myself, as I slowly started to grind on him. Dan tilted his head back as he occasionally lifted his back up and off of the bed. I felt a puddle start to form inside of my panties.

I leaned down and kissed Dan's neck on his favourite spot, which made him slightly moan and wrap his arms tighter around me. My lips detached from his neck as they slowly moved down to his upper chest. I paused, giving Dan a moment to peel off his white alien shirt.

"Are you sure you want to do this, Love?" Dan looked at me, obviously concerned. This may be my first time with Dan, but it was definitely not my first time-nor was it for Dan.

"Yes, of course I'm sure, Dan. Why else would I have started this?" I smirked at Dan as he flipped us over again, pulling my shirt up over my head.i

"I just love you so much, I would be so mad at myself if I hurt you," Dan furrowed his brows before shaking his head subconsciously and reaching under me to unclip my bra.

He couldn't do it the first time.

I had to do it for him.

"Ugh, I already suck at this. I'm so fucking nervous," Dan whispered to himself, embarrassed, as I laughed at him.

"Dan, it's fine. Do you know how rare it is to find a guy who can unclip a bra first try?"

"No, 'cause it's not rare." Dan pouted.

"Whatever, just forget about it," I kissed him again.

Dan moved down and started to unbutton my pants. That took him awhile, considering the pants I was wearing had three tight buttons. After he got them all undone, he carefully slid them down my legs before throwing them into a random corner.

"Shit, wait," Dan quickly stood up before running over to his door and locking it. He then walked over to his dresser, opened a drawer, and pulled out a condom.

He sat criss-cross on the end of the bed as I crawled over to him and straddled him. I reached down and started to palm him through his pants while I kissed him. Dan's head fell back as he moaned. He lifted up his bum for a moment as he pulled down his pants.

Dan pushed us both back into the pillows as he roughly connected his lips to my neck. He lightly squeezed my breasts with one hand as another tickled my stomach, making its way to my womanhood. I moaned out in pleasure as Dan left a small love bite on my sweet spot.

One of his long, skilled fingers slid into me when I was least expecting it. My back arched as I shouted. My fingernails scratched as his back as they dig into him. Dan leaned down again and continued to kiss my neck. I moved my right hand as two of its fingers grabbed the hem of Dan's boxers.

Dan glanced down at my hand and chuckled before standing on his knees. I sat up and pulled them down his legs, his erection springing up. My eyes widened as I realized how much it would hurt to adjust to his size. Dan smirked as he positioned himself at my entrance.

"Okay?" Dan looked down at me, a silly smile played across his face. His eyes looked so innocent.

"Okay," I replied, knowing what he was about to say.

"Okay," Dan said again, before slowly pushing himself into me.

I inhaled sharply at the pain. As Dan slowly went deeper, the pain morphed into pleasure. I moved my hips back and forth, trying to help myself and Dan. He started to speed up as he realized I was finally good and adjusted. Dan's head occasionally tilted back, as did mine. I moaned as Dan was hitting my G-spot perfectly. I looked up at Dan to see his eyes closed in bliss, his sweat already causing the tips of his soft hair to curl.

"Dan, I-I think you look really s-sexy with curly hair," I stuttered slightly because Dan was still thrusting.

"Really?" Dan smiled, his eyes still closed.

"Yes, oh my God, Dan!" I screamed. Dan had surprisingly not passed out yet due to lack of air and energy.

"Keep saying my name, God, it makes you tighter," Dan moaned in pleasure. I could tell he was almost finished.

"Dan!" I screamed for a final time as I reached my high and released myself.

Dan continued before he moaned loudly and came inside of the condom. He kept on thrusting to ride out his high. After a while, Dan collapsed next to me.

"Well, there you go, my anniversary gift from me to you!" Dan panted at me.

"God, Dan, I fucking hate you!" I laughed at him. "Wait. Are you actually serious?"

"No, oh my God, (Y/N). Are you ready for this super awesome," he coughed, "...real anniversary gift?"

"Well, yeah, I'm pretty prepped for it," I giggled.

Dan quickly jumped off of the bed and pulled something out of his top drawer.

"Will you marry me?" Dan opened a small box in his hands to reveal a beautifully cut heart shaped diamond.

"Well, fuck. I definitely did not expect that," My eyes widened. "But yeah,"

Dan jumped up and hugged me. He crawled into the duvet next to me and pulled me the closest we've ever been.

"I love you,"

I’m so sorry for the wait.

You know Howell if you wore that on our first date you'd probably would of gotten laid that night." You spoke with a slight teasing tone even though you were serious. YouTube gave all the YouTubers a Letterman jacket after the rewind and Dan some how suited it very well. He wasn't a jock kind of guy but he was really damn sexy in the jacket.

"Oh really. Do I look that sexy?" He struck a pose and flipped his fringe sideways making you chuckle. "Come to think of it, I change my mind. It would look better on the floor." You gave him a wink before walking to his room to change from your clothes. A night out really could drain you. "I think I'll wear this more often." Dan walked up behind you and started kissing your neck, nipping at the skin lightly. "Mmm you should."

Dan slid his hands down your sides to the hem of your shirt pulling on it till you lifted your hands so he can take it off. He kissed the exposed skin your shoulder as he unclasped your bra, letting it fall to the floor as he slid the straps off your shoulders. "Lay down baby." You hummed quietly in response while laying down on the bed. Dan kneeled down next to you and undid the button on your jeans while leaning forward to place soft kisses on your stomach. He slowly removed your jeans and panties, spreading your legs while placing kisses on the inside of your thighs.

Leaning closer he used his fingers to spread your lips, using his tongue to circle your clit before sucking on it. A moan slipped past your lips as your hips bucked up. Dan placed his hand on you lower abdomen, holding you down as he slipped his tongue inside you and swirled it around. Using his free hand to tease your clit with light touches before using his thumb to add pressure to it as he started fucking you with his tongue. He pulled his tongue out and licked a flat stripe all the way up to your clit where he sucked on it and rubbed it with his tongue. Your hand made its way to his hair, gripping it tight pulling him close to your center as you moaned out his name.

"Oh god Dan." He pulled away and smirked up at you. The sight of Dan between your legs in the Letterman jacket had a tingle running through your body gathering in between your legs. "I need more Dan." He winked at you and stood up undoing his jeans and pushing them down while kicking his shoes off. He started taking off his jacket but you wanted him to keep it on. "Don't you dare." You dropped to your knees and took his member into your hand, looking up at him as you licked your lips. He moaned loudly as you wrapped your lips around the head of his dick, sucking lightly and swirling your tongue around. "Mmmm baby just like that." You bobbed your head taking as much of him as you can into your mouth and jacking the rest in your hand. Dan ran his fingers through your hair gripping it tight as he started thrusting into your mouth. He pushed deep moaning when you gagged, holding still for a few seconds before pulling out completely. You jacked him slowly while licking the tip like a lollipop. "Stand up baby."

He helped you up before turning you around and bending you over. He ran his hand over your ass softly before giving it a smack making the skin sting with the contact. "You like that baby? Such a naughty girl. I bet you were thinking about this all night. Wanting me to fuck you." You moaned out a soft yes wanting him to more than just smack you ass. "Dirty minded girl." He gripped his cock lightly in his hand and rubbed the tip between your pussy lips. A moan slipping past both your lips when he pushed his cock inside you, pulling you back on him by your hips. "Fuck baby you fee so good on my dick." He let his head fall back as he started thrusting, slowly at first but picked up speed the more you moaned. "Fuck. Fasted baby." He gripped your hips tighter and started thrusting faster while pulling you back to meet his thrusts. "Fuck Dan!"

Dan groaned deep in his throat as he felt you tighten around his cock. "You gonna cum baby?" You gripped the comforter tight in your hands as a fire ignited in your veins, getting hotter with each thrust. "Fuck, I'm so close." Dan's hand slid around your waist to your center, he started rubbing your clit with two fingers edging you on. "Cum for me baby, I wanna feel you cum on my cock." He stared thrusting harder pushing himself deeper, starting to chase his own climax as yours took over you. The fire in your veins grew white hot as you stared cumming, all your nerve endings going off with pleasure at once making your vision blur. You screamed Dan's name clawing the blanket clutched in your hands. "Fuck baby." Dan's words turned into grunts and  groans as he slammed into you and held still, cumming inside you. Profanities slipping past his lips mixing with your name.

You and Dan are inspired to try something new after seeing the world's worst film....

PLEASE NOTE - I would quickly like to say that I in no way support or condone the 50 Shades of Grey Trilogy. I am strongly against sexual manipulation, harassment and non-consensual sex (obviously) This one shot it merely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy :)

btw - Consent is sexy

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It was a friday night and Phil had decided to go up North for the weekend to see his family so you and Dan had the house to yourself. Movie night was nearly every night in the Howell/Lester/YLN household but the two of you rarely cuddled up together for fear of making Phil feel awkward. 

While Dan was in the kitchen making popcorn and grabbing the two of you glasses of orange juice you threw Dan's classic black and grey duvet (or comforter if your American) onto the L-shaped sofa and opened your laptop. The illegal movie website you always used, cause god forbid you guys actually leave the house to see a film, now had 50 Shades of Grey and though you had heard all of the controversy surrounding it you were kind of curious. At least this way your weren't paying and therefore supporting the film. 

When Dan returned he was awkwardly carrying a large bowl and two glasses. You giggled jumping from the sofa to help him. 

"So what would you say to watching Fifty Shades bear?" You asked biting your lip nervously

"Wait you want to watch that? I thought it was rape culture or something" Dan narrowed his eyebrows at you. Timidly you climbed over him on the sofa and quickly pecked him on the lips before sitting between his legs and leaning your back against his chest. He took your hand in his.  

"Well yeah but I think we need to watch it before we get an opinion on it you know? For ehm..." You tried not to laugh "research purposes" 

The opinion trick always seemed to work on Dan so he shrugged and pulled the duvet up to cover your legs indicating for you to start the film.

The film began and before any of the infamous sex scenes started the two of you couldn't help but laugh and more often that not cringe at the storyline and acting. It was awful and in many way similar to twilight though instead of Edward showing Bella how he sparkles Christian shows Anna his 'play room' - neither of you could decide which scene was worse.

The two of you were about to give up when the first sex scene started and an air of tension grew in the room. It wasn't like you and Dan didn't have sex, you definitely did, but when Phil was always in the room next door it always seemed too weird and well, it had been awhile. 

Just after the first sex scene you felt something press against your lower back and Dan's breathing became hitched. You pressed your lips together to stop from smiling, he was getting hot...