#danisnotonfireimagines

  “Wait I've got something to tell you guys before we get started.”     “What's that Phil?” Dan and yourself were still getting the light just right, using Phil as a subject.     “I'm pregnant.” Phil grinned.     You and Dan burst out laughing. “Are you serious? Why would you even say that?”          “It's impossible for you to get pregnant Phil.” Dan sighed.     “How do you know that, I could be an alien. I'm only here to create weird human-alien hybrid babies.” He wiggled his fingers around.     “Phillip, I think that's enough.” you scoffed, moving to sit by him on his bed. “All that being said, let's get started.” you shrugged, hopeless and wondering why you tried to get them to sit still for an hour in the first place. “Hey guys, I'm here with my best friend Phil and my boyfriend Dan, and we're going to get the two of them in trouble and see who knows me better.” you couldn't help smiling as you looked at the two of them. “Do you both have your board and marker?” Dan held his up, trying his best to seem unamused, and Phil waved his around. “We’ll start with the easiest first. What's my favorite color?”      “Green!” Both of them screamed.      “Okay… you're both right but you have those boards for a reason, so you don't bust out my ear drums!” you grew louder and louder and shouted in both of their ears.     “I'm sorry.” Phil laughed, his pale face getting red.    “I guess we're abandoning the marker boards, so just keep your points on them I guess.”         Three minutes into the video, all three of you were screaming. You had crossed the room, leaving Phil and Dan on the bed, you were furious that they had both gotten the question wrong.     “Come back!” They both called.     “I won't, I won't do it. Not ever.”     “We're your best friends.” They cooed sarcastically.     “Not if you don't know my fucking birthday. Dan, we've been dating for two years!”     “You've known Phil for you whole life!” Dan defended himself, throwing his best friend under the bus.     “I hate both of you.” You sat back down on the bed, composing yourself. “You're both dead to me.”     “That's sad.” Dan mumbled. You took his tally board and erased all the red tic marks he had, doing the same with Phil's and throwing the boards on the ground.     “That symbolizes the erasure and destruction of our friendships.”     Dan hooked his arm around your neck and pulled you back onto the bed, moving tickling hands around your body, Phill covered his mouth with his hand and you screamed. “Phil! Help!”     “I can't help I'm dead to you, remember?”     “You're not dead, you're not dead!” you pleaded.     “I love you.” Dan cooed, ducking his head to avoid your flailing arms. “Say you love me and I'll stop.” Dan bargained, talking above your screams and shrieks.     “Okay!” You gasped.     “Say it, love.” He spoke sweetly and you wanted to deck him in the face.     “I love you!” You shouted, pulling your legs up to cover your body so he wouldn't keep tickling you. You sat up, all but panting and the boys squished you in a hug. “I can't stand either of you.” You muttered.

I tend to do little mini-imagines with requests like these so thats what this will be but if you want a more specific imagine just let me know:) GETTING THE BOYS READY TO GO OUT: “Why are you being so damn difficult?!” You half laughed at Dan as he searched for a black shirt. “You’ve got twenty five black shirt, Daniel!” “Y/N, it’s not the same. I’m looking for a specific black shirt.” He huffed and then proceeded to describe the exact shirt you had on. Phil showed up being you and shrugged, seeming happy to have solved the problem as he called you out. “You mean the one Y/N has on?” “You absolute piece of shit.” You rolled your eyes. “Why do you have my shirt on?” Dan stood up, towering over you. You’d never been more intimidated by him in your life. Granted, you still weren’t that intimidated. “I’ll take it off! Jeez Louise.” He didn’t stop nagging all the way to your room. “You knew I was looking for that exact one!” “Dan you have so many of them, how was I supposed to know?” HAVING DINNER: “I think I’ll have some rice and veggies.” You closed the cabinet, pulling out the rice. “Are you making dinner?” Phil asked. “Yes, dinner for one.“ “Excuse me, rude.” Dan walked into the kitchen, snapping his fingers in a ‘Z-formation’ as he did a lot, surprisingly. “I’m not your damn maid.” “Sure you’re not.” Phil teased. You sighed, knowing there’d be no way they’d let it go for the next week and a half if you didn’t make something for dinner. “You guys want to make a pizza?” They both cheered like children. “I want pineapple on mine.” You smiled, your back was to them and you heard Dan sigh for 30 seconds straight. “You disgust me, you filthy human being.” VLOGGING “Y/N!!!” Phil called, running into your room. “Wake up!” “Phil!” You groaned loudly throwing one of the many pillows on your bed in his general direction, as you didn’t want to open your eyes. “What the fuck are you doing?” “A Day in the Life!” He chirped. “What’s the time?” “Eight-ish.” “Today is not the day, man.” “Sure it is! Come on, sleepy head.” “Get out, please!” “Why are you guys yelling?!” Dan was in his underwear, shuffling into the room. “Let me sleep!!!” You were seriously begging at that point. Phil pounded on the end of your bed with his free hand, Dan decided it would be a good decision for himself to join. “Get up!” They both yelled. You started screeching at the top of your lungs, thrown ng a tantrum before you sat up. “Let me get dressed. A/N: Just kinda boring daily things but I think they’re cute.

Dan X Reader Rating: R Warnings: Smut Category: Fluffly Smut Description: When Y/N graduates from high school, she realizes that her time with Mr. Howell is coming to an end. But, he has a special surprise for her. (P.S TATINOF WAS AMAZING!! Dan's ass is even better in real life (when you see it or when you watch it when it gets released online you will GET what I'm TALKING about) and Phil's hands are big and attractive!1!1!1 Oh and shit waddup, it's dat boi 😂) —————————————————— It has been almost a year since you and Mr. Howell- Dan, had hooked up for the first time. And although you chose to keep him waiting for actual sex, that wasn’t stopping him from using his magical tongue. He always asked you out on dates, and of course you said yes. You were close to graduating, not like 5 days. More like 10 minutes. You were in Dan’s classroom, looking at your hair in the mirror that he had hung up a while ago. You had curled and waved it to perfection, and your makeup was absolutely perfect. You were fixing the cap on your head that you had decorated in rhinestones that spelled out ‘I still have no idea what I’m doing’. Dan walked behind you, looking at you through the mirror. “Babe you look great.” Dan said, squeezing your shoulders for reassurance. Dan was wearing a classic suit with a black bowtie and a button up shirt with a white pattern upon a black background. His white shoes accompanied the outfit well. “Thanks, but I feel like all this makeup is gonna sweat off of me.” you said handing him the expensive bottle of makeup setting spray. He chuckled. “Y/N, this is the third time I've sprayed you.” he said laughing. “Dannn. It’s hot out there, I want to make sure it stays on.” you whined. You quickly fixed the hem of the black dress you were wearing under the gown. “Alright, alright. Close your eyes.” he said. You complied with him and closed your eyes, feeling the cold spray hit your face. “Turn.” you turned your face to the left, and then again to the right at his command. “There, all done.” “Thanks, babe.” you smiled. He smiled back and leaned in for a kiss. Before his face could even get close to yours, you stopped his lips with your hand. “Uh huh, no one touches this makeup until I’m ready for alcohol after the graduation. This took me almost 2 hours to do.” you said, your finger circling around your face. He laughed at you. “2 hours, wow.” you nodded in agreement. “Now we need to go before you're late.” ___________________________________________ Everyone clapped, including yourself, after Dan was done giving his speech to the graduates. He was teacher of the year, elected by the students. You had zoned out afterwards as they were calling names to receive their diplomas. Before you knew it, your row got called to go up and you were third in line. “Y/N Y/L/N.” Your name was called and your friends and family yelled and clapped for you. You smiled as your black heels made a clinking noise as you walked across the stage. Once you reached the middle of the stage, you walked to Dan and shook his hand. “Good luck.” he said with the most subtle wink, nobody but you saw it. “Thank you, Mr. Howell.” you said and you felt his grip became tighter before he let go all together. You walked to the principle and grabbed your diploma in one hand and his hand in the other. “Good luck, Y/N.” he smiled. “Thank you sir.” you smiled back. You turned to take a picture with him and then walked off the stage as your name was announced once again, and your college and major was announced. People cheered as you walked off the stage. You walked down the small ramp back to your seat. You quickly zoned out again as all the people you hated graduated after you. “Would all the graduates stand, please.” you stood as other people did. “Congratulations, students. You are now graduated!” people cheered as they threw up their caps in the air. You threw your hat up and everything was in slow motion. You finally did it. You graduated. Your eyes found Dan’s and he was tearing up. He held his hand up to his heart and tapped it lightly. You did the same back to him, knowing that your time together was close to an end. You felt tears, but forced yourself to not cry. Everything returned to normal as a couple caps hit you, you laughing as they did. All the graduates started to walk off as the way they practiced in the rehearsals, after retrieving their caps. You picked yours up off the floor and tried to not fall. Heels don't mix with grass. You found your way to you family, giving hugs and kisses to the ones you can. Dan had found his way to you and started to make conversation with your older brother about video games. “Are you sure he's a teacher?” Your mom whispered in your ear. “He seems young and….. not teacherish.” You laughed. “Yes mom. Mr. Howell is indeed a teacher.” He came over at the sound of your voice saying his name. “He was my favorite teacher of all time.” You said while putting your arm around him. “Well Mr. Howell, you did a good job at straightening her up with the grades and lates.” She smiled at him. “Thank you. We had a…. talk about graduation and she decided graduating was more important than being late.” He said. “Yes well, we better get going Y/N. Love you sweetie.” She hugged you and kissed your cheek. “Love you too mum.” You said. You said bye to your brother and dad before you were left alone with Dan. “Ready?” He said grabbing his car keys out of his pocket. You took off your gown and his eyes widened. “Damn Y/N. I didn't know you had chosen a dress that was so sexy.” He said. “Yeah, well I did. Just for you.” You whispered the last part. He smirked. He swung his car keys on his pointer finger. “You got me.” He said before walking off, one hand in his pocket holding his car keys, the other snaking its way around your shoulders. You walked a long ways to his car in silence, just enjoying each other company. You had reached his car and he opened the for you. “I have a surprise for you.” Dan said once he had gotten in the car. “What?” You asked. “A surprise. And I know you won't like this…. but it's for the better of our relationship.” You got worried. “Dan what are you talking about?” “I’m quitting teaching.” He said. “I know it's a long shot, but I've been offered a job at BBC and YouTube. I was thinking I'd might take it.” He was looking down at his shoes. “Dan, that's amazing!” You said happily. He looked at you with eyes of happiness. “Really?” “Yes! That's awesome, Dan!” You said. He grabbed the sides of your head and pulled you into a passionate kiss. You kissed back, placing your hand on his thigh. He pulled back and laid his forehead on yours. “Thank you Y/N.” He said looking into your eyes. “Anything for you, Dan.” You said. He smiled and pecked your lips one last time before he started the engine and backed out of the parking space. He drove with one hand and held yours with another while driving. You two drove in comfortable silence. You got to admit. That time when you hooked up with him in his classroom, you never thought it would lead to a happy relationship. He pulled into the driveway to his flat, which you know oh so well. You've basically been eaten out on every surface in there. “I also had dinner ordered, your favorite.” He said. “Chinese takeout?!” You ask excitedly. He chucked. “Yes, Chinese takeout.” “Thank you so much Dan.” He quickly got out and opened the door for you before you could act. “Only the best for my baby.” He said smiling. He's done so much for you. Maybe tonight should be the night… You both walked inside and Dan took it upon himself to set up dinner in the living room so you guys can cuddle on the couch and watch you favorite show on Netflix. You had cuddled into his side and started eating while he palmed the show. ____________________________________ “I can't believe Y/F/C did that.” (Your Favorite Character). “Me either. But ya know, it's just a show.” “Yeah. Still hurts though.” He nodded his head in agreement. After a couple of seconds he put his hand on your thigh. You didn't think anything of it until he started to inch closer to your clothed core. Your breath hitches as he smirked. He went ahead and took that as a sign to carry on. He started to rub your core, the clothes reducing the friction. You moan. “Dannn.” He started to kiss your neck. He immediately found your sweet spot and started to suck it. “No daddy tonight babe, it is all about you. Whatever you want to do, we'll do it.” He said. “Dan.. I want to go all the way tonight.” He stopped what he was doing and looked at you in the eyes. “You sure, Y/N? You don't have to-” you cut him off by placing a soft kiss on his lips. Never breaking the kiss, you reposition yourself by sitting on his lap, already feeling his erection through his pants. “Bed...room…” You mumble against his lips. He took this opportunity to get a grip on your ass and pick you up. Your legs wrapped around his waist as he carried you to the bedroom. With one kick of his leg the door was open and he was laying you on the bed. You stop the kiss, hold his face, and look him in the eyes. “Dan, I don't want you to fuck me tonight. I want you to make love to me.” You said. He looked at you with passion and lust. “I love you, Y/N.” He said. You fell into complete shock by now. All you wanted was to make love to him. “I-I love you too, Dan.” He smiled and kissed you, moving to your jawline. He kissed every inch of your neck he could. You moaned at his actions. He lifted you up and unzipped your dress gently. He helped you shimmy out of it, throwing it on the floor beside the bed. He kissed at the valley of your breast as he was skillfully unbuttoning your bra. He quickly removed it and threw it with the dress. He wasted no time attaching his mouth to your nipple. You moaned as his tongue flicked your hardened nipple, his hand massaging the other. After a few seconds he switched and was giving the other one the same treatment. After he was satisfied, he started to kiss down your body, towards your heat. He started to kiss and lick you inner thighs, making you moan his name. “Dannn.” You moan. He smirked on your skin as he moved to your underwear, his finger hooking the hem of the pink panties. “I know I've told you a million times, but if you want me to stop at any given time, you tell me and I will.” He said, seriousness lacing his voice. “I know, Dan.” You said before he continued. He spread open your lips before sucking around your clit. He licked up and down, circling at your entrance. He decided to use his thumb for pressure to your clit and started doing figure 8s. Your hands found their way to his hair as he used his tongue to go in and out of your entrance. “Fuck Dan.” You said as you felt your back arch. He used his strong hand and arm to hold down your hips as he did his magic. “Tell me when you're close baby girl, I'm gonna make tonight special.” “D-Dan I’m already close.” You managed to get out. Suddenly you had lost all contact with his mouth and hands. You opened your eyes to him taking off his jeans and underwear. “Protection?” He asked. “It's okay, I'm on the pill.” He nodded his head. He lined himself up at your entrance, ready to go in. “You sure you want this Y/N? We don't even have to continue any longer if yo-” “Dan get a hold of yourself.” You laugh. “I want this.” He smiled and leaned down to kiss you. The kiss was full of lust but mostly passion. As he was kissing you, he slowly pushed into you. You moaned against his lips and so did he. He pushed all the way in before he stopped, letting you adjust to his size. And boy was he big. You could feel him as he filled every part in your vagina, and it felt more painful than it did pleasurable. You closed your eyes and let out a small whimper of pain. “You okay?” He asked. “Yeah I'm fine, just keep going.” He did as he was told. He kept going, keeping a slow, steady pace as he did so. You moaned as the pain soon became pleasure. As he wanted the first time to be special and not just a fuck, he went slow, keeping a gentle mind set. He placed his head in the crook of your neck using his lips and tongue to stimulate your sweet spot. “You so b-beautiful, Y/N.” He whispered. “Y/N, god I love you so fucking much.” He said, placing small kisses to your jawline. “I love you too D-Dan.” You said, meaning your words. He started to rub your clit with his thumb going in figure 8s. “Fuck, I’m close-” your words were cut off by his thumb going faster. You gasped at his finger’s sudden change of pace. You felt his cock twitch inside of you. You knew he was very close aswell. “Come for me, Y/N.” He whispered into your ear. You finally let go, your orgasm ripping through your body like a tidal wave. He started to grunt and he released into you. You felt his warm liquid fill you up. He was whispering seaweed nothing's into your ear to help you come down from your high. He pulled out and collapsed onto you but also being careful not to crush you. You put your hand in his hair and started to gently rub and massage his head. He lifted himself up and walked to get a rag. He cleaned himself up, as well as your inner thighs and your core which was covered in his cum. Once he was done he laid beside you. You cuddled into his side, his arm wrapping around your waist. “Y/N, I meant what I said. I really do love you.” He said. You smiled at him. “I meant it too.” You kissed his cheek. “I love you too, Dan Howell.”

Dan reassuring you that you look very beautiful before going to the Brit awards.

"Come on then." He said

Dan’s reaction to you saying that you wanna try for a baby.

Y/n was finally moving back to London! She couldn’t believe after 7 months of being back in the States, of missing her second home, of missing her boyfriend, that she was going back! She had spent two years in London studying abroad and living with friends. When her student visa was up she had to return home, until she could figure out her long residency visa. Leaving her friends, leaving Dan, was extremely hard on Y/n. But now that she was minutes away from seeing them again, she couldn’t hold back her excitement! Y/n was waiting for Phil to pick her up and take her to their home, where she would sneak in and surprise Dan. This surprise was 2 months in the making and Y/n was very pleased to know Phil had actually kept the secret. He was a big part of this plan, and Y/n wasn’t sure how he had done everything so perfectly! She kept scanning the lines of Taxi’s waiting for her tall friend to appear. “Y/n! Over here!” She heard the familiar voice. Y/n turned to her right and there he was, adorable smirk and all. “Phil!” Y/n ran over, her two giant suitcases dragging behind her. When she reached Phil, she dropped the handles of her luggage and flung her arms around him. “I missed you!” “I missed you too!” “How long do we have?” “About 15 minutes until his live show starts. I figured I’d go in and block the view of the door in his view finder so you can just walk right in!” “I’m so excited!” “His face will be priceless! And I already set up his live show to record on to the computer so we’ll have his reaction for a video!” “Well then let’s go!” Phil and Y/n manage to get her luggage into the back of the taxi and head off to the flat. As they pull up outside, Phil tells Y/n to get her bags from the back while he pays the driver. Phil then takes one bag as Y/n takes the other. They rush up to the correct floor and Phil unlocks the door. “Ok. Leave your bags here, I’ll go double check Dan is in his room for the show.” Phil whispers before he starts up the stairs. “Phil, are you back?!” Y/n hears the familiar voice she’s missed so much. Phil’s head pops around the corner and he nods giving Y/n the thumbs up to follow him. “Yeah, it’s me!” Phil yells in response. As they make it to the right floor they head in the direction of Dan’s room. “Coming to say hi to the viewers?” Dan laughs. Y/n stops just outside Dan’s door, still hidden. Phil continues into the room. “I have come to say hello! Hello to Carrie, Lizzy, Amber, Courtney, Josh, Y/n…” When Phil said Y/n it was her signal to come in. She got down on all fours and crawled, staying completely hidden from the camera. As she got behind Phil she slowly stood up. Her short frame was fully hidden from the view finder. When Dan was concentrated on talking to the lens, instead of the screen, Phil moved slightly to the side showing everyone that Y/n was there, waving quickly. The fans knew about the relationship, and most supported it. Phil moved back into place blocking Y/n from Dan’s view again. Going to plan, Dan didn’t see the little flash of his girlfriend. Dan was confused at the explosions of “Y/n!?!” in the chat though. “Y/n is unfortunately still in America! But, if all works out, she’ll be back soon!” Dan said to his viewers. Dan looked at Phil in the screen, Phil shrugged, still acting as if Y/n wasn’t right behind him. “Behind you!” The chat exploded again. “Guys, I think I’d know if Y/n was behind me!” This time Dan physically turned to look behind him at Phil. As Dan fully faced Phil, Phil stepped to the side and revealed Y/n. “You sure about that Dan?” Y/n teased. “Y/n!” Dan exclaimed, jumping up and knocking his chair over. “How are you here?! When did you get in?! Why didn’t I know?!” Dan asked his rapid fire questions as he tackled Y/n in a bear hug. “My visa was approved, about 30 minutes ago, and it was a surprise!” Y/n answered the questions. “I missed you so much!” Dan said giving Y/n a short, but passionate kiss. “Maybe we should give them a moment.” Phil laughed into the camera. The live show chat must have exploded again. “You!” Dan said turning to Phil. “You were in on this? How come you didn’t tell me!?” “It would’ve ruined the surprise and Y/n would’ve killed me!” “I did tell him he was forbidden to tell you…” Y/n trailed off. “Well let me end the live show and we can all talk and…” Dan was cut off. “No! Talking can wait we have plenty of time for that! Talk with your viewers. We all know this is the only thing that keeps them sane during your long breaks between uploads!” Y/n says. “Don’t remind them! They’ll have my head!” “I got their backs on this one!” Y/n says, winking at the camera. “You say that about everything!” “That’s why so many viewers like me!” Y/n kisses his cheek. Dan continues his live show, Y/n and Phil sitting patiently to the side, occasionally chiming into the show. After the hour is up, the trio stays up all night laughing, talking, and enjoying each others company.