#daniel sans

hi, here’s what your favorite I Expect You To Die character says about you!

don’t take this too seriously, i just watch a lot of Blake Jennings and thought it would be fun to make something in that style :P

While Matchstick and Rubble are away on a mission, trouble is brewing in the R&D Department. This ends in Zoraxis' casino with a certain 38.

Operative 38 belongs to @silverdragon889, Matchstick AU belongs to @stellar-collective (but Matchstick doesn't appear in this for now.)

Content Warning: Zoraxis being Zoraxis, Death, Poison, Emotional Blackmail, Candlelight goes through it, loneliness, nausea, Daniel Sans (I finally wrote him. XD), pointing people out to save yourself (historical trauma flavored. :3), discussions of corporate exploitation, implied cronyism, dissociation, self-loathing (obviously. This is the misery AU.)

Put the AO3 Link here because I definitely went dark here.

Tag List for the Matchstick AU: @pandagobrr, @phoenix-and-found-family, @warden-draws-sometimes, @ghostlystarwanderer, @agentpheoness, @agent-nor

Tag List for my usual stuff:

phoenix: burn microwave mac and cheese by forgetting to put water in it to the point that the noodles were a charred black mass. somehow this did not set off the fire alarm

john: two of his relatives had college radio shows and got kicked off the air. guess what he decides to do his first semester?

zor: graffiti "(dorm name) SUCKS" in the laundry room

reggie: change the above graffiti to "(dorm name) SOCKS"

prism: contemplate building a signal jammer for a final semester project before being told they are illegal. this does not deter her until she's outvoted by her lab partners

anna: at home? can be trusted to make a full meal by herself from scratch. one week into the semester? burn herself making microwave ramen

shawn: is a commuter, gets jealous over the stuff offered in the dining hall

ollie: end up RA'ing on the engineering floor when his major is as far removed from engineering as possible

sans: stay up all night the night before an exam to mod his 3ds so he can play pokemon. get an a on the exam anyways

hivemind: in the span of 24 hours: meet sans after the exam mentioned above, learn about the previous night's 3ds modding shenanigans, invite himself over to sans' door to play pokemon, complete the entire game in one night with an army of beedrills while sans does the same with all legendaries obtained at the start of the game, both of which were achieved with hacking, and never speak to sans again

fabby: dress in the most eye-popping, jaw-dropping halloween costume you've ever seen

imagine having to work with this cast of coworkers that would be so funny. what do you mean one of them tried to defect and almost died because of it. what