am i emotionally invested in the piss musical? perhaps

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

nothing makes me want to remake my entire blog more than when i encounter a blog with the perfect tagging system. that shit makes me feel like patrick batement.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

You can tell Toby Fox is from New England because there are a million quaint little small towns around here that look exactly like Hometown. Come on down to South Westchesterfordshireham, Massachusetts (pronounced "WEST-er-for-sure-um"), where the biggest three buildings are the town hall, the vaguely Protestant church, and the police station where they enforce with Puritan fervor the 35mph speed limit. I bet there's a Dunkin' Donuts just beyond the police tape

Official Post of Massachusetts

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit