#dahouse panda

Apparently chained life twitter is blowing up with tierlists so like, we have to establish dominance because woke haven did it first

the two pairs i draw and mention a trillion times

two sides: locked in and joy joy joy joy and more elevboys

gotoga and zapy with the trap that shattered the fish cast alliance, saltypasta with the aftermath of the boogey kill

Anyway, I think it's crazy that he thinks he could beat the shit out of people who are shorter than him and then put Rotation (SPECIFICALLY the freak who allowed his friend to ask us to put that he's 5'2" on the chained life wiki) and Madz into "I'd most likely lose" because they're children like smh get your priorities straight. AND HE IMMEDIATELY PUT WOBB INTO "I'd definitely win" BECAUSE WOBB WAS A CHILD (Wobb deserves it but also like give her a break)

Also it's interesting seeing a tierlist of who would win in an irl fight from the perspective of someone who has met most of these people irl and doesn't have Wobb in their ear giving death threats and leaking that Thunder is 6'3" and would punt us into next tomorrow

Given that Woke Haven's tierlist is describing a homunculus of the hivemind that was all of us in vc which includes a bunch of short people and then Wobb and then Cudi who is giant and lifts 220 so things are hella NOT balanced lmao.

LOWKEY. We in Woke Haven have never considered a fast food tierlist, we're too woke for that (Saps in Chickfila is so funny considering the message pinned in general)("saparata just donated $1 billion to the lgbtqia+ community. “i hope they find a cure soon,” he states"). Nor have we considered what any of these freaks would be like as roommates (sounds like a nightmare)

Actually no, I'm going back to judging. What are these tiers.

At least we're funny in Woke Haven with our topical stupid shit like this