#orrr

I'm REALLY into shock collars, the way people close their eyes in anticipation is so fucking cute. And I loooove clicker training. Getting a clicker that looks like the trigger for the collar so he can't tell which one it is until I press the button.

There's not NEARLY enough stuff out there about Spamton humping things. I need that man under my desk humping my leg NOW!! Love the idea of finding him going at it with one of my pillows or something <3 so I can put that collar to good use.

Also the whining and whimpering, yadda yadda, you know the drill 😔 ugggh I'm a sucker for lil noises like that.

GRRR I wanna chain him to a tree outside. One of those thick heavy chains so he struggles to stand. Mmm puppies don't wear clothes though :/ better take those off before leaving him out there.

And I knoww I wouldn't need to because of the collar, but the entire time writing this I've been imagining beating him with the newspaper.

Sorry this is so clustered I didn't really have much of a plan going into this. Stream of consciousness or whatever.