#lordburney

Magicsings pov of her and Cass - I know everyone loves deepslate pact so far, but. Cass and Magic one-upped them. Magic "came out" to Cass in the mines and they both proclaimed themselves as lovers in the caves and promised each other to take the other to the end of the game.

Maegon (pov) and Jophiel - Maegon used the Jophiel my beloved gif like ten times do I have to explain.

Sidefall's pov of him and Ymi - They’re just a couple of besties and I love them for that (also they may or may not have been adopted by Flux and Saps). Truly the giggle and kick my feet pov

SaltySurvivalist pov and his "other half", KaNukei. I hate them. I hate them so much why are they so wholesome. Salty just wanted to build and Kanukei wanted to make a community 🥺

Lingulini's pov with Cynikka - they don't even hate each other. The flowers?? Cynikka giving flowers and diamonds to the girls?? Lingulini carrying the team hardcore?? They are so <3

KaNukei's pov of him and Salty - I still hate them. Kanukei cuts out a lot of the moments that were included in Salty's video, but the general wholesome vibe persisted :3

ItzzEnder's pov with Burney : I'm sorry, I'm a sucker for toxic yaoi. They hate each other and say shit like "thanks hun 🙄" they're so divorced core. They literally spend 20 minutes bickering and I live that for them. The ending of his video also makes me want to cry wtf

Ymi's pov of her and Sidefall - phenomenal editing, but Ymi scares me. Sidefall titled his episode "this random player in mc is stuck with me" and Ymi titled her episode "I got chained to my best friend" and they act the exact opposite. Sidefall hyping up Ymi definitely got me going like a dog but Ymi was out for blood with Sidefall lmao

Lampeyre's pov with Gray : I'm like yeah she's fine. Wonder when she'll be mine. Something something press rewind. And I got this snow block. This snowblock was sponsored by Thomas5200 and Micr0spr. Anyway these two are ranked higher in the listing because I'm scared to fuck up both of their pronouns. They call themselves the Elevator Boys

LegacyAN's pov with Benji. He cut out the two guys fishing in a pond five feet apart cuz they're not gay bit and trying to pull Benji out of the way of a projectile really contributed to how much I love them as a pair.

LordBurney's pov with that chump Ender. More toxic yaoi. Burney is so controlling and knowing he stopped Ender from going to see what was up with Kanukei and Salty when they were chased out of the woodland mansion really has me. (They’re mutually really toxic and I love that for them)

KagL's funeral pov. It's 2 minutes long. It is a 2 minute long video and it gives genuine arg vibes for literally no reason. Would recommend

awobbuffet's pov with Jaw. Hear me out. Neither of them do anything terrible to the other, they just "don't like" each other yet spend the entire time giggling and poking fun at each other.

JawUnleashed's pov with Wobb - he cut out a lot of their bickering :((((, but the production quality is through the roof (ig that's what he gets posting it later). AND Jaw does include a new section of them just singing for a little. Honestly the chemistry is there, they both aligned themselves to a single goal and did it in one session and I think that’s based as hell.

Benji_Button's pov with Legacy. His editor didn't cut out the 2 bros 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay. There was a save from Benji where he went "well…" in response to being not gay but most of the fishcast was also cut out in favor of showing progression and gameplay which I think is homophobic (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Saparata... and Flux..... I waited to watch these two last. I just could NOT. They were hella domestic and honestly, there was a lot less homoerotic tension than I thought there would be.

WhaleMilk's pov with Panda - I knew nothing about WhaleMilk before this so it was a good introduction to him. I could connect with him when he admitted to being nervous about getting paired with someone he doesn't know. Then relief when he got paired to Panda. Also big props to WhaleMilk for being the straight (gasp) man of this duo

Hvyrotation's pov with KagL - I love this video, the editing is phenomenal, the shenanigans are stupid (wdym they burned down Saps' face). The intro is genuinely the best one of them all I almost died. I can't believe KagL freakin died

DaHouse_Panda's pov with WhaleMilk - They’re funny, I like them. Panda and WhaleMilk scaring the shit out of some people was honestly 10/10. They're one of the pairs who participate in the woodland mansion raid which I personally think is by far one of the best bits from the first session.

Bizzy_Brit's pov of her and Light Rocket - for what these two are known for (Barbieland), I think it's hilarious that they have the most cishet guy and girl best friends vibes ever. The "our so's aren't worried about us being besties because we'd never look at each other like that" vibes are immaculate. Brit has a funny laugh too which had me laughing along with her :)

Thomas5200 pov and….. "Micr0spr"…. ok there's a reason this is last and it's not because of straight man behavior. I'm just deeply unsettled by the Longdawg and Micro swap. And also the fact that Longdawg knows how to make a landmine irl. ALSO THEY SPONSORED LAMP AND GRAY TO DO THEIR TIKTOK WHICH HAS BEEN EARWORMED INTO ME AFTER HEARING IT SO MANY TIMES. I hate them, awesome pov tho