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y’all check in on ur matpat friends rn. we crying
GUYS
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𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎 😭
The whiplash I JUST GOT-
And the moments when he was tearing up. I FEELT SO SAD.
BRO WHEN THOSE LAST 9 THEORIES COME OUT I'LL BE THE FIRST WATCHING THEM BRO I 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏.
MatPat is leaving the Theorist Channels. Suddenly, I don't feel so young and lost. Suddenly, I am completely separated from my middle school self and I almost don't know what to do.
It's not quite grief, but melancholy. I'm not excited yet, but oddly peaceful.
All of a sudden I've stepped into another universe and realize that the world will keep growing up, with or without me.
Matthew Patrick is no longer a constant; a cornerstone of my life being replaced before I ever realized it had been disturbed.
Modern-day dadpat operator Sam.
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Fanart inspired by the last episode of Food Theory! (choose the tastier option for the burger because I like tasty things)
Knock Knock
I wrote this extremely short story forever ago and finally decided to post it here. Sorry if there are any mistakes, I’m too cold to fix it.
Warnings: A dad joke
Patton smiled when he heard the soft thuds coming down the stairs and a small child came into view. The tiny boy was wearing a fluffy skeleton onesie and he ran up to his father. “Papa! Papa!!” Virgil was bouncing around with excitement. “What’s up, kiddo?” Patton asked his son. It was his bedtime but he looked too excited to sleep right now.
“Knock knock!!”
Patton almost squealed. His son had learned a joke! He was almost just as excited as the small boy. “Who’s there?”
“Can o’ peas,” he said, still bouncing happily.
“Can o’ peas who?”
“Can o’ peas have a goodnight kiss?” The boy was grinning ear to ear, looking up at Patton with bright eyes. The adult squealed and scooped his son into his arms, hugging him tightly. The child’s eyes widened and he held tightly onto his father. He asked for a kiss, not a heart attack!
Patton calmed down and looked at his son. “Oh! Sorry, Virgil! I just got so excited and happy.” He chuckled nervously. His son let out a breathy laugh and looked up at Patton. “Is oki, papa. Can I have a kiss now?” he asked and Patton nodded, pressing a small kiss to his forehead. “Now, let’s get you to bed before dad finds out you’re up-”
“Patton, is Virgil still awake?” Oops….
“Um… Maybe.” Patton smiled sheepishly as Janus walked into the living room. “No, I’s not! Run papa!” Virgil squeaked and Patton zoomed up the stairs, still holding his son tightly. “Hey, wait up!” Janus called, running after them.
